An asshole cop conducting what should be a constitutionally illegal traffic checkpoint stops a guy and shines his pig light into the guys car. He notices several large knives and bellows through his donut enlarged frame, "just what the hell do we have here"?
The man tells him that he is a juggler and that those are his props, and he is traveling to his next show.
The rotund porker in blue then tells him, "Oh yeah, well you better prove it or you're going to jail. Juggle those knives, boy."
The man gets out and proceeds to juggle his knives.
The guy in the next car in line comments, "Man, I'm glad I don't drink anymore. Those tests they make you do these days are crazy."
When I was young I didn't like going to weddings.
My grandmother would tell me, "You're next"
However, she stopped doing that after I started saying the same thing to her at funerals.
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