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    Swinging Johnson
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    Opie, is your wife hot?

    Opie, can you please post a pic of your wife. I'm betting she's hot. If not, I will ignore her grotesque physical appearance and conjecture that she must be a fine cook or keeps an immaculate house.

    Everyone's a winner here.

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    Yeah Opie people are waiting..




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    has to be, guy is loaded, rich guys get hot wives.

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    Canuck, if I recall you posted a few absolute smokers a while back. There was one blonde that was magnificent....and I bet she's a fine cook too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swinging Johnson View Post
    Canuck, if I recall you posted a few absolute smokers a while back. There was one blonde that was magnificent....and I bet she's a fine cook too.
    I have some recent ones...also a video was posted on FB. Maybe I'll post it later.

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    She is to me.

    After 13 years, I'm glad I still feel this way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
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    Well played sir!! Very good looking

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    Opie living the American Dream.

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    Wow, very nice.

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    Opie, thank God I don't have to contrive a scenario that shows her creating a fusion cusine with Gordon Ramsay or commenting that she certainly has a flair for fashion. My that would have been awkward. Man, what a doll...and the chick isn't bad either.

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    holy fuk dude

    i wonder what its like to actually literally be able to bang a genuinely hot piece of a**

    forget about to be able to bang it every day, i'm talking about just once

    fuk

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    Opie is boss. Running this shit show here. Opie you're better than us

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    Loshak, if you ask nicely, I'm sure Opie will let you "inject" yourself into their marital bond. If she ever found out he could have provided her this opportunity and kept it to himself, there'll be hell to pay.

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    Opie is the definition of the American Dream...

    How pissed off do think these taliban fukks with there broads covered in blankets get when they see guys like Opie truly in love with their chicks...


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    Quote Originally Posted by iifold View Post
    Opie is the definition of the American Dream...

    How pissed off do think these taliban fukks with there broads covered in blankets get when they see guys like Opie truly in love with their chicks...

    It might be love for him but I say she's been using him like a squeaky toy for the past 13 years and the poor dear lad is completely unaware. Imagine her defiling him like that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
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    Opie "it's crazy how you can go from being Joe Blow. to everybody on your dik - no homo!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by BatemanPatrickl View Post

    Opie "it's crazy how you can go from being Joe Blow. to everybody on your dik - no homo!"
    balla


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    Quote Originally Posted by BatemanPatrickl View Post
    Opie "it's crazy how you can go from being Joe Blow. to everybody on your dik - no homo!"
    Rap song so John doesn't ban me when Obama squeals to him.

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    It looks photo shopped

    If you look above her kneecaps it looks like it was fukkin pasted on

    Classic

    Nice Work Opie

    I bet your using Photo Shop Pro

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    It looks photo shopped

    If you look above her kneecaps it looks like it was fukkin pasted on

    Classic

    Nice Work Opie

    I bet your using Photo Shop Pro
    interesting

    didnt consider this

    and come to think of it what is opie doing on some fukin red carpet anyway??

    he gets his pic taken on red carpets with his supposed wife whose fukin hot?

    hmmmm.........

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    she looks different with clothes on
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    Quote Originally Posted by cant call it View Post
    she looks different with clothes on

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    Quote Originally Posted by cant call it View Post
    she looks different with clothes on


    opie, you got it good pal

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    very nice Opie.

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    Opie is all class No way to appease creepy fuks like Loshak and jj....both of them are so desperate they'd bang a snake if they could hold it down

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    Opie is a classy dude. Still has a keeper after 13 years, well done sir!

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    Lol

    Opie is a funny guy, how the fuk did he blend the backround in with her??

    It looks really good

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    JJ step to the side

    New man running this place..Opie

    Guy would have u going down on him in seconds if he wished

    JJ your all washed up

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    Landscaper....oh ok

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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    has to be, guy is loaded, rich guys get hot wives.
    this should be edited to "SOME rich guys".

    i have plenty of money but have never been able to get within 10 feet of a girl that isn't repulsive without her bringing out the pepper spray.

    nice work opie, you are in the VERY SMALL minority of people that still love (or can even tolerate) their significant other after 13 years

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    Opie is the man! Not many like him on the forum. He is one of the good ones we have on here!

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