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    Mysterious, Chinese seeds arriving in some U.S. mailboxes, authorities investigating

    Mysterious packets of Chinese seeds are being received by U.S. residents who didn’t order them causing state and federal officials to investigate.

    The packages, originating from China, have been received by residents in Louisiana, Virginia, Utah, Washington and in the United Kingdom.

    In some cases the outside of the packages indicated they contained jewelry.

    In Louisiana, a resident in St. Rose received the seeds, the Louisiana Department of Agriculture and Forestry (LDAF) reported.

    “Right now, we are uncertain what types of seeds are in the package. Out of caution, we are urging anyone who receives a package that was not ordered by the recipient, to please call the LDAF immediately,” said Louisiana Commissioner of Agriculture and Forestry Mike Strain, D.V.M. “We need to identify the seeds to ensure they do not pose a risk to Louisiana’s agricultural industry or the environment.”

    If you receive a package with seeds, you are asked to contact your nearest state or federal agricultural authorities.


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    Probably planting that virus

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    It's just a brushing type scam. Creating orders and sending them to real addresses allows a boost in sales, the ability to create a review, and higher reviews overall.

    They might as well been rubberbands, lol, that they are sending.

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    I planted mine and a giant beanstalk grew.
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    If you plant Chinese seeds, you will sprout a litter of Mogwai.

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    It could contain disease or toxins negatively affecting plants.

    Some will plant them and contaminate their soil and local ecology.

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    that is where audrey 2 comes from
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    Mine grew into a version of the rocky horror picture show plant. Only this one likes Chinese food like Pork Fried Rice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    I planted mine and a giant beanstalk grew.
    Quote Originally Posted by Slurry Pumper View Post
    Mine grew into a version of the rocky horror picture show plant. Only this one likes Chinese food like Pork Fried Rice.


    Some have been said to produce Fireworks

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    *Return to sender
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    They are buttering you up with bribes, like they have the Congressmen for decades, since we were sold down the river.

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    Make a scene over here to hide something else going on


    That is what they are doing with seeds....so what are we missing>?


    I say BOMB THEM

    bomb portland, detroit, chicago as well

    im also fine with LA, NYC
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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    Make a scene over here to hide something else going on


    That is what they are doing with seeds....so what are we missing>?


    I say BOMB THEM

    bomb portland, detroit, chicago as well

    im also fine with LA, NYC
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanity Check View Post
    It could contain disease or toxins negatively affecting plants.

    Some will plant them and contaminate their soil and local ecology.
    My soil can't become any more infested than it already is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Infowars2833 View Post
    My soil can't become any more infested than it already is.
    Stop peeing in it.

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    People actually plant random seeds they get in the mail?
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    I got some and ate them. They're like pumpkin seeds. Lots of protein. I did a packet trace and it originated from the RNC ( Republican National Committee )
    Last edited by Shafted69; 07-29-20 at 09:12 AM.

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    let me know if you need me to conjure up some "seed" to send off to china in retaliation.....

    I can get a quart or so ready to go by noon.......

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    Pretty soon the Dems will start calling them the Trump Seeds
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    i have what I affectionately call "trump seeds", as well......

    saving a special load for the pearl necklace I unleash on trump..... this trump:


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