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    donkdown
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    The Poker Math Geeks are ruining gambling!!

    Gambling is now littered with these pussies u know the ones that frequent the think tank!! The nerds of gambling!! Im sick of hearing about beating the numbers and blah blah blah!! How good did that work out for Kenny?? the biggest supporter of this theory!! Whatever happened to grabbing your balls knowing the sport and winning money? Now we are littered with public % all this added bs just to fck with your mind. You can thank the poker pussies for this. This isnt a science nor is this college it's back alley drinking, fcking hookers, dirty ass gambling bitches. Take your nerdy asses back to the country club!! I mean some of these nerds were ripped off for millions of dollars in the UB scandal and have done nothing about it. Rus Hamilton walks around Gulf Stream Park playing poker and betting horses!! This guy did a perfect scam!! He ripped off pussies that would do nothing to him and he knew it.. Rip a true gambler off for 1% of what he stole and that guy would be pushing up daisies right now!! Go play dungeon and dragons you are giving the profession I grew up on and love a bad image!! Erkel looking bastards!!
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    Those geeks are annoying.

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    So true.

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    Quote Originally Posted by donkdown View Post
    Gambling is now littered with these pussies u know the ones that frequent the think tank!! The nerds of gambling!! Im sick of hearing about beating the numbers and blah blah blah!! How good did that work out for Kenny?? the biggest supporter of this theory!! Whatever happened to grabbing your balls knowing the sport and winning money? Now we are littered with public % all this added bs just to fck with your mind. You can thank the poker pussies for this. This isnt a science nor is this college it's back alley drinking, fcking hookers, dirty ass gambling bitches. Take your nerdy asses back to the country club!! I mean some of these nerds were ripped off for millions of dollars in the UB scandal and have done nothing about it. Rus Hamilton walks around Gulf Stream Park playing poker and betting horses!! This guy did a perfect scam!! He ripped off pussies that would do nothing to him and he knew it.. Rip a true gambler off for 1% of what he stole and that guy would be pushing up daisies right now!! Go play dungeon and dragons you are giving the profession I grew up on and love a bad image!! Erkel looking bastards!!

    Wheres Peter Falcone?

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    lol the type of gambling u talked about... are more for people whose bored and superrich... those who can lose millions without really losing anything. Pros are just there to satisfy the rich's need for a thrill and in return they get a share of their money... o well

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    Yeah! Who needs math or brains to figure out all this numbery stuff? Smart people are STUPID!

    When edging out a small win %, why should it matter if you take Patriots -3 (-120) or Patriots -3.5 (EVEN) or Patriots ML -165? Which is the best bet; the answer is - WHO CARES!
    Last edited by CrimsonQueen; 03-12-11 at 02:04 PM. Reason: SARCASM

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    instaban imo

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    2p2>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>sbr

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    Quote Originally Posted by donkdown View Post
    Gambling is now littered with these pussies u know the ones that frequent the think tank!! The nerds of gambling!! Im sick of hearing about beating the numbers and blah blah blah!! How good did that work out for Kenny?? the biggest supporter of this theory!! Whatever happened to grabbing your balls knowing the sport and winning money? Now we are littered with public % all this added bs just to fck with your mind. You can thank the poker pussies for this. This isnt a science nor is this college it's back alley drinking, fcking hookers, dirty ass gambling bitches. Take your nerdy asses back to the country club!! I mean some of these nerds were ripped off for millions of dollars in the UB scandal and have done nothing about it. Rus Hamilton walks around Gulf Stream Park playing poker and betting horses!! This guy did a perfect scam!! He ripped off pussies that would do nothing to him and he knew it.. Rip a true gambler off for 1% of what he stole and that guy would be pushing up daisies right now!! Go play dungeon and dragons you are giving the profession I grew up on and love a bad image!! Erkel looking bastards!!
    LOL, you started off poorly but ended it great calling out the poker players who havent done shit about them getting scammed for hundreds of thousands by russ hamilton.

    For that, i give it a

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    Love this post, donk. I don't hang in the Think Tank, please tell the Kenny story.

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    Maybe some of us don't want to grab our balls and lose money?

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    I thought all the players that got scammed got their money back.

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    Looks like someone had a bad day!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrimsonQueen View Post
    Yeah! Who needs math or brains to figure out all this numbery stuff? Smart people are STUPID!

    When edging out a small win %, why should it matter if you take Patriots -3 (-120) or Patriots -3.5 (EVEN) or Patriots ML -165? Which is the best bet; the answer is - WHO CARES!
    All 3 of those bets lost anyway. So, your sarcasm was lost.

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    This guy is dead on, post of the year!
    Why the fuk would you need math to find any advantage? Why would you want to find advantage in gambling? Makes no sense. Gambling isn't about winning, advantages, and numbers. It's just about going to Walmart every other Friday and sending $900 to edwardo caleisko in nicaraga.
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    ...says the op named after a poker forum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrimsonQueen View Post

    When edging out a small win %, why should it matter if you take Patriots -3 (-120) or Patriots -3.5 (EVEN) or Patriots ML -165? Which is the best bet; the answer is - WHO CARES!

    Some of you guys really think ^ that matters !?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iwinyourmoney View Post
    This guy is dead on, post of the year!
    Why the fuk would you need math to find any advantage? Why would you want to find advantage in gambling? Makes no sense. Gambling isn't about winning, advantages, and numbers. It's just about going to Walmart every other Friday and sending $900 to edwardo caleisko in nicaraga.

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    I grew up playing cards with the sort. I recall what is now TX. Hold 'em was, to us, just called "flop". We played stud and numbers games, e.g. 7/27, etc. Those guys were all old school. Everyone at the table was packing heat except the losers, which, of course, included my young ass. Gosh, those games would go on until all the fish were cleaned. Everyone smoked like trains, except me. None of them were math wizards BUT what I noted was the sharpest 'cats' there always had an edge. They played very tight and had a certain crude but efficient knowledge of mathematics. Something like the old man who used to square a house w/o any real paper and pencil knowledge that the sqr. root of "c"=a+b.

    Education on the fly, loved it.

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    Fuzzy don't u have a online casino to go play?? U fcks r missing the point!! Im tired of hearing this bs from these nerds all the time.. Sharp side is on this durrr the line moved .5 point u missed cant bet it now durrr!! STFU and gamble u pussies!! Im 6-1 this weekend I can give a fck less what these fckers think. Thnk god I didnt heed this advice in the Duke game!! When it moved to 4!! Im confident in my ability to pick winners cuz I know the sport.
    Last edited by donkdown; 03-13-11 at 03:52 PM.

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    That is one of the dumbest posts I have ever read on this forum, and that's saying something.
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    In this day and age, if you don't know math you won't win at gambling.

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    Quote Originally Posted by donkdown View Post
    Fuzzy don't u have a online casino to go play?? U fcks r missing the point!! Im tired of hearing this bs from these nerds all the time.. Sharp side is on this durrr the line moved .5 point u missed cant bet it now durrr!! STFU and gamble u pussies!! Im 6-1 this weekend I can give a fck less what these fckers think. Thnk god I didnt heed this advice in the Duke game!! When it moved to 4!! Im confident in my ability to pick winners cuz I know the sport.
    If you don't give a fck, don't read it.

    Just continue with with the attitude of "I know the sport" better than the rest of the market. Hopefully you can go 6-1 on your next 7 plays too. Ignore that sad truth that over 7000 plays, as opposed to 7, approx. 98% of everyone who has that approach will lose.
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    lollerskates

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    Well, if some of you guys genuinely do have a non-mathematical information edge (ex-player, coach, player's wife/gf/mistress), then more power to you. However, some of us "nerds" just want to make sure that our gambles are likely to net positive value over the long run, which can involve figuring out the difference between -3 (-110) and -2.5 (-105).

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    I have never seen a nerd willing to play poker face to face. I have never seen a nerd who can look at a game and pick the winner on a cosistant basis no matter what the line is. I have never seen a nerd who can look at this season's college Football wchedule and accurately predict the correct line. I have never met a nerd who has won money in this game, no mattter what the lying S.O.B's tell you. Nerds are losers. They spend all of their time on useless crap like3 looking for a 1 or 2 point endge in the vig, but the dumb ba**ards do not know the first about the teams that they are wagering on. Find me a nerd who is willing to play Poker with me face to face and I will wipe the floor with him. Nerds are like computers. They can possess a ton of knowledge, but they have no idea how to read other players. Nerds are afraid to play in person because they know that their facial expressions would give them away. Nerds are nothing more than lowly cowardly little people who hide behind a computer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigdaddyQH View Post

    I have never seen a nerd willing to play poker face to face. I have never seen a nerd who can look at a game and pick the winner on a cosistant basis no matter what the line is. I have never seen a nerd who can look at this season's college Football wchedule and accurately predict the correct line. I have never met a nerd who has won money in this game, no mattter what the lying S.O.B's tell you. Nerds are losers. They spend all of their time on useless crap like3 looking for a 1 or 2 point endge in the vig, but the dumb ba**ards do not know the first about the teams that they are wagering on. Find me a nerd who is willing to play Poker with me face to face and I will wipe the floor with him. Nerds are like computers. They can possess a ton of knowledge, but they have no idea how to read other players. Nerds are afraid to play in person because they know that their facial expressions would give them away. Nerds are nothing more than lowly cowardly little people who hide behind a computer.


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    Quote Originally Posted by BigdaddyQH View Post
    I have never seen a nerd willing to play poker face to face. I have never seen a nerd who can look at a game and pick the winner on a cosistant basis no matter what the line is. I have never seen a nerd who can look at this season's college Football wchedule and accurately predict the correct line. I have never met a nerd who has won money in this game, no mattter what the lying S.O.B's tell you. Nerds are losers. They spend all of their time on useless crap like3 looking for a 1 or 2 point endge in the vig, but the dumb ba**ards do not know the first about the teams that they are wagering on. Find me a nerd who is willing to play Poker with me face to face and I will wipe the floor with him. Nerds are like computers. They can possess a ton of knowledge, but they have no idea how to read other players. Nerds are afraid to play in person because they know that their facial expressions would give them away. Nerds are nothing more than lowly cowardly little people who hide behind a computer.
    From the guy who came out with this?
    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/handicappe...inal-line.html

    How is the syndicate doing?

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    Quote Originally Posted by FourLengthsClear View Post
    From the guy who came out with this?
    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/handicappe...inal-line.html

    How is the syndicate doing?
    lol

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    Just another fish taking out his anger at people who stacked him.

    Poker math is easy, math nerds are not necessarily good poker players, they just know the basics. If you have trouble dealing with them in poker then you just suck. The best poker players who rely on their own unqiue skills know the basic math in the game. And in fact they profit off of strictly math players regularly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FourLengthsClear View Post
    From the guy who came out with this? http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/handicappe...inal-line.html How is the syndicate doing?
    LOL

    that guy might be the dumbest mf on the planet

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    I love how all the math geeks are so concerned with defending the numbers game they fail to see the dude's point.

    Hey math geeks, everybody uses some amount of math in gambling. But we use "some" math, because it's called "GAMBLING." Not, "I'm going to design some complicated calculations to devise a system where the human element is completely neutralized."

    You idiots aren't gambling. And that's his point. You're not in it for the sport, you're in it to prove your mathematical intellect. And that's lame. Go build a fukkin rocket or a computer program or something.

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