[k13]

Amazing I just lost every single hand in a row pre-flop, another 1 in 100000 odds today. Only took 46 minutes.

[shade3599]

Best way and easiest way is to get a check sent to u. I think the max for checks is 4500.

[OmgUrMom]

Amazing I just lost every single hand in a row pre-flop, another 1 in 100000 odds today. Only took 46 minutes.

[Richards]

Amazing I just lost every single hand in a row pre-flop, another 1 in 100000 odds today. Only took 46 minutes.

I thought this thread was about cashing out at Pokerstars? How many of your 1230 posts on SBR are about bad beats and cheating software in online poker?

[k13]

**** you its not rigged. **** you. **** you. Any fucken time I turn it on. wait 5 seconds here we go hand after hand.

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [Kc Kh]
teresadalley: calls 20
Hero: raises 80 to 100
teresadalley: calls 80
*** FLOP *** [Tc 7h 5c]
teresadalley: bets 100
Hero: raises 1810 to 1910 and is all-in
teresadalley: calls 1270 and is all-in
teresadalley: shows [Td Kd]


........


*** TURN *** [Tc 7h 5c] [th]


Fucken automatic. Next hand.



Dealt to Hero [As 7s]
Hero: raises 510 to 540 and is all-in
koikid1: calls 510
*** FLOP *** [8d 6d Qc]
teresadalley said, "thats not nice"
*** TURN *** [8d 6d Qc] [5d]
Hero said, "**** you"
*** RIVER *** [8d 6d Qc 5d] [6h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
koikid1: shows [Jc Qs] (two pair, Queens and Sixes)
Hero: shows [As 7s] (a pair of Sixes)


Next AA < KJo preflop

Next 2 outer on the river.

insert typical you play more hands online excuse. yeah 4 hands. If you say small sample. repeat this every 10 minutes because I have over a million hands played.

[k13]

btw, sbr casino is not rigged either.

[Husker36]

What level are you playing? I dont have these problems and I play 5+ hours a day..... Do you ever play cash games? Maybe try cash games instead......

[k13]

What level are you playing? I dont have these problems and I play 5+ hours a day..... Do you ever play cash games? Maybe try cash games instead......

Its actually worse at the higher levels because people are even bigger aggro donks.

I don't like playing cash games online that much, I'd rather do that live.

Playing cash games with 24 tabling robots is annoying and boring.

Amazing I lose every single coin flip for huge equity today. Actually my PP is fave but you know ace always hits on ps.

[k13]

its just fucken unbelievable.

JJ < A10
KK < Ax
99 < AJ
AQ < KQ

on and on and on and on this is all fucken in a row.

You can't fucken tell I should win atleast one of those fucken hands.

[k13]

btw, I'm up 5 figures and I still think its rigged.

[k13]

streak continues. AQs < K10 followed by KQs < 56

You say those aren't really beats. Yeah I'm talking about all in a row.

If you tried winning a coin flip at home 10 times in a row, you'd be there all fucken day. Let alone actually being favourite.

[aggieshawn]

I never win the coin flips. It is fixed.

[sq764]

well i would have one question.. since teh house wins the rake no matter who wins, what advantage would they have screwing u over hand after hand? whats in it for them? and why did they pick you?

[OmgUrMom]

k13

guys a joke

[Husker36]

Proof......

http://www.billrini.com/2004/11/30/p...ker-is-rigged/

[k13]

well i would have one question.. since teh house wins the rake no matter who wins, what advantage would they have screwing u over hand after hand? whats in it for them? and why did they pick you?

Are you stupid, who's going to deposit? How are the fish going to stay longer?

Fish get cleaned out a super faster rate the more hands played.

99% of american fish are gone,

People get tired of depositing all the time, there's only so many addicted degenerates out there.

[k13]

Of course they have to ban my chat for this....

The following chat was observed

fucne piece of **** german\
****en die
**** you and ****en die you puiece of sfhit
go ****en die
****en loser
go ****en kiill yourself
save yourself the ****en money you dumb ****en piece of ****
****en **** go ****en die
**** you
stop ****en whinning yo u****en piece of****
stos ****en whinning to the mods you ****en lsoer

[k13]

Another 15 in a row lost with the best hand. Amazing.

QQ vs A10

Flop all hearts, I have the only hearts.

Obviously I still lose. Magic river.

[k13]

k13

guys a joke

That's what 99% of non "pros" are. You probably play for playmoney and gamble with points.

[RudyRuetigger]

just post your EV graph

[Mr Nuts]

This thread went a little different than I thought. That being said I recieved my check yesterday. Thanks guys

[sq764]

Are you stupid, who's going to deposit? How are the fish going to stay longer?

Fish get cleaned out a super faster rate the more hands played.

99% of american fish are gone,

People get tired of depositing all the time, there's only so many addicted degenerates out there.

um, so like how do people win there? if the 'fish' benefit from the 'rigged' play, how do non-fish win there?

[k13]

just post your EV graph

I'll post it soon.

I should make a video.

If I had no BRM I'd be broke everyday.

1000 BI is just enough for "variance"

[Husker36]

I'll post it soon.

I should make a video.

If I had no BRM I'd be broke everyday.

1000 BI is just enough for "variance"

What's your screen name? We can look it up ourselves.

[k13]

http://www.pokertableratings.com/top-countries

Poker players are winners....lol

What's worst, rake or juice?

[k13]

its beyond fucken rigged. its not even fucken funny.


*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [Kh Qh]
Xandogar: raises 200 to 400
Hero: raises 1535 to 1935 and is all-in
Xandogar: calls
Xandogar: shows [Kd 7d]


I wonder what the **** is going to happen, oh yeah the same thing that happens every fucken hand.


*** FLOP *** [9c 3h Ad]
*** TURN *** [9c 3h Ad] [7c]
*** RIVER *** [9c 3h Ad 7c] [2d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Hero: shows [Kh Qh] (high card Ace)
Xandogar: shows [Kd 7d] (a pair of Sevens)


Next hand JJ < A3

We know that story, ace always flops unless I have one.


Lost every single hand I was ahead, every single coin flip. the only I win is when I shove 47o into Kings because I'm on fucken tilt.

**** you Stars, go fucken die.

[k13]

The only thing I want to do is bet on this shit. Too bad every person I know quit really fast.

3 outer, that flush coming, I'll give you juicy odds, you'll be broke in an hour.

I'd be a fucken millionaire if I could bet on these.

Imagine flipping coins at +500 all day.

[k13]

You can't make this shit up.

A8s vs 44

quad 4's

A10s vs 44

quad 4's


This is already after I lost every single coin flip today.

[k13]

Flop top two, shove, automatic river for a better top two.

It was not even a question if it was coming.

It never stops every minute.

Stupid fucken site makes fucken germans run good better than anything. Anyone will agree even all the fags on 2plus2.

[k13]

I'm going to see if I can lose a million in a row, should be no problem


*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [Ad Ac]
sukloski: raises 80 to 100
Hero: raises 1470 to 1570 and is all-in
sukloski: calls 1370 and is all-in
sukloski: shows [Kd Kc]

lets make it automatic as always

*** FLOP *** [6c Kh 3s]
*** TURN *** [6c Kh 3s] [5c]
*** RIVER *** [6c Kh 3s 5c] [Tc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Hero: shows [Ad Ac] (a pair of Aces)
sukloski: shows [Kd Kc] (three of a kind, Kings)


*yawn*

It seriously boggles the mind.

[k13]

**** I hate poker stars so fucken much. I hope anyone fucken associated with it fucken dies.

7000 fucken losers. I finish 10th of course. Pays dick all. **** you.

Can't wait to finish my bonus and tell them to **** off.

[CreaturE]

I haven't played on Stars in forever, but I decided to play again recently and nailed a jackpot... +640 in a tourney!

[AceKingHigh]

if anyone want to start playing on PokerStars email : support@stern-capital.com first, he can get you some good deals...

[k13]

no such thing as "deals" on poker stars.

[sq764]

**** I hate poker stars so fucken much. I hope anyone fucken associated with it fucken dies.

7000 fucken losers. I finish 10th of course. Pays dick all. **** you.

Can't wait to finish my bonus and tell them to **** off.

what type of tournies are you playing? seems like freerolls to me