After seven days, the World Poker Tour World Championship has come to an end, shutting the books on the eighth season of the WPT. David Williams will hold the title of WPT World Champion for at least a year, having bested the stacked field of 195 players to take home the $1,530,537 first-place prize.
He's honestly a world class guy. Him and his diamond toothpick have saved millions of children around the world from the time consuming task of identifying douchebags. They just think David Williams and their task is over before it starts.