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    thechaoz
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    SBR Official Unemployed List. 5/5 Dailies Registration List. Monitors Needed.

    Just a quick glance I see....

    Did I Arun your cover you're looking for work (sssshhhhhh)?

    AutoDonk (ethics violations?)

    Cars(ain't)selling

    Bonzaii (can't buy these on ebt unfortunately)

    Rudy (boozing on the job) Ruetigger

    Cincy(Everyone's had my wives ASTRO turf)kid

    I am Oi (real) liar when you say you have been putting in 5 applications a day.

    Zee(bar) is low for his employment prospects.

    Stefan outside for a minute and get some sun will ya?

    Appears if I BetonUnders, I'll be broke sitting home all day.

    Poker(pizza points)pro? Fair enough.

    Playersonly (my username is as close as I am getting to ever) 69ing

    I didn't know it was Optional work on company time?

    Eddy(thanks Uncle Sam) for the cash

    ---------------------------------------------------


    I'll stop here but there are many more I'm sure.
    For being such an alt-right site you guys sure do like living off Uncle Sam's teet


    Impressive not only 1/3 of the field is cashing Uncle Sam's checks, but you have the time to be available for 10 hours plus.

    Time to hit the Series this Summer.

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    bonzaii
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    Sbr is an alt right site? Thats news to me. I thought it was a degenerate gambling site.

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    USCPHILLYGUY
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    Says the jerkoff who cheats a fantasy football

    You could leave here today and no one would even bat an eye.

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    ChuckyTheGoat
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    It's all good. All u can eat buffet. Good Luck, boys!

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    ChuckyTheGoat
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    Carseller...I'll throw u a bone! 500pt bonus if u WIN the Regular Season for March:


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    RudyRuetigger
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    i register for every time and then if i cant make it, ill be kicked out


    so what?



    youve probably played more than me

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    Carseller4
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChuckyTheGoat View Post
    Carseller...I'll throw u a bone! 500pt bonus if u WIN the Regular Season for March:

    2 1st place finishes in 2 days.

    Off to a good start.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carseller4 View Post
    2 1st place finishes in 2 days.

    Off to a good start.
    Nice start, Chief.

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    ChuckyTheGoat
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    Quote Originally Posted by Carseller4 View Post
    2 1st place finishes in 2 days.

    Off to a good start.
    Car, if u can play all those tournaments each day + function properly, that's super-human endurance. That's Rocco Sifreddi-like endurance. Props to u if u can do it.

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    You probably shouldn't post BS about me in my place of work Chaoz. Especially whilst holding 50k betpoints.

    I played once on Monday and twice yesterday, plus one tourney I suicided first few hands as was too busy at the time.

    This thread won't be forgotten



    BTW, aren't you the prick who lied about being West Coast for the World Cup poker tourney and silly me let it slide for you there too?

    And before you start on with your dumbass excuse about using a work VPN again... it was a retail ISP IP you were caught out on, brainiac!!! No one believed you, I just personally chose to let such a lame move slide this time.

    But there is a bit of a pattern of you being a compulsive liar developing here.
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    Ummm........Is there a delete thread button? Asking for a fellow poster.
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    funnyb25
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    Quote Originally Posted by Carseller4 View Post
    2 1st place finishes in 2 days.

    Off to a good start.
    Good work

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChuckyTheGoat View Post
    that's super-human endurance. That's Rocco Sifreddi-like endurance.
    not gonna lie, had to google this reference

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    Absolute epic thread by TheChaoz Again same guy who took his ball and went home for my cash fantasy league

    Though I am a little pissed I had to grind and play every WC qualifier when this knob, knowing he lived on the east coast, decided to scam SBR and the fine poker community. Pretty pathetic but understand the source.

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    RudyRuetigger
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    i played 1pm, came late


    played a bit and then had to leave again

    came back to shove and lost




    in 3pm....will have to shove nonstop early



    just lost 3pm


    sue me

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    Ive played in every tournament so far except 1.

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    thetrinity
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    really no harm for signing up every time

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    Enkhbat
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    This promotion is devoted to hardcore grinders, so nothing wrong with playing every one of them. As an employed person I am just chiling out in March, hopefully the next promo will be 1 tourney per day with leaderboards etc.

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    Isn’t it funny how old douche Magoo hasn’t even responded to this thread
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    Surprise Jakepeavy hasn't joined the unemployment gang.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bonzaii View Post
    Surprise Jakepeavy hasn't joined the unemployment gang.
    Peavy doesn’t need to work. Guys loaded with cryptos

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    Quote Originally Posted by bonzaii View Post
    Surprise Jakepeavy hasn't joined the unemployment gang.
    No interest in playing more than a couple a day, if that.
    Quote Originally Posted by USCPHILLYGUY View Post
    Peavy doesn’t need to work. Guys loaded with cryptos
    No interest in answering to anyone. I'd rather just do what i have to do on my own time. I've been consumed with sports card investing/collecting the past 8 months or so.

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    thechaoz
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    Quote Originally Posted by JAKEPEAVY21 View Post
    No interest in playing more than a couple a day, if that.

    No interest in answering to anyone. I'd rather just do what i have to do on my own time. I've been consumed with sports card investing/collecting the past 8 months or so.
    I have cases of OG shit that will inevitably be/is valuable.

    What do you think of this Top Shot fad?

    Heard about it on Pardon my take but I haven't looked into it.

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    pretty simple; sign up in the morning, play or don't play depending on what's going on,,,, if busy, chip up or chip out, no since wasting time if you have work to do. I play a couple per day in a semi serious fashion, shove fest otherwise, and if you chip up, then make the time for it possibly..... generally on the phone or emailing while playing. hard to draft shit when you have to look away every half minute or so.....

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    cincinnatikid513
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    double up early or move on to the next one

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    mpaschal34
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    Quote Originally Posted by JAKEPEAVY21 View Post
    No interest in answering to anyone. I'd rather just do what i have to do on my own time. I've been consumed with sports card investing/collecting the past 8 months or so.
    Jake is living the life most of us wish we could. Good for him!
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