[BigOrange]

Dealer: BigOrange wins $113.50 from side pot #1 with a flush, ace high.
Dealer: Greenline is sitting out.
Dealer: Waiting for more players...
Greenline: catch aids
Greenline: rocl queer
Greenline: rockDealer:
Greenline has left the table.
BigOrange: lol

***** Hand history (v1.2) *****
Hand ID 7489825
$1/$2 NL Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 20:54:00 12/11/2018 ET
Table 'Ambition', 10 seats max, Real money
Seat 8 is the button. Small Blind $1, Big Blind $2
Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 10
Seat 6 (playing) : BigOrange, amount $255.50, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 8 (playing) : Greenline, amount $142, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Greenline: Small Blind ($1)
BigOrange: Big Blind ($2)
** Dealing Down Cards **
Dealt to BigOrange: [As, 6s]
Greenline: Raise ($6)
BigOrange: Call [btn] ($4)
** Dealing Flop **
Community cards: [2s, Ah, 7h]
BigOrange: Check [btn] ($0)
Greenline: Bet ($7)
BigOrange: Call [btn] ($7)
** Dealing Turn **
Community cards: [Qs]
BigOrange: Check [btn] ($0)
Greenline: Bet ($17)
BigOrange: Call [btn] ($17)
** Dealing River **
Community cards: [5s]
BigOrange: Check [btn] ($0)
Greenline: Bet ($45)
BigOrange: Raise [btn] ($225.50)
Greenline: Call ($67)
** End Round **
** Evaluate **
BigOrange: Show Cards ($0)
Greenline: Show Cards ($0)
** Showdown **
Main pot $283, Rake $1
Side pot #1 $113.50, Rake $0
Summary BigOrange: bet $255.50, won $396.50, net $141, HoleCards [As, 6s], HiHand [a flush, ace high] [As, Qs, 6s, 5s, 2s], won $283 from main pot, won $113.50 from side pot #1
Summary Greenline: bet $143, won $0, net $-143
Greenwhine had AQ for top two pair. It cut off for some reason when I did the copy/paste.

[cincinnatikid513]

poor guy was never going to win that hand

[Krashman]

You checked on the river, he could have easily saved himself $112

[BigOrange]

You checked on the river, he could have easily saved himself $112

Yes he got greedy!

[Optional]

Did you cut out what his hand was for some reason?

It says he showed his cards.

[JoeCool20]

Why post your lucky suck out donks?

I think we all know that you will call almost any two cards KNOWING that you are way behind, just because you know

the SBR crap donks you into winning 90% of the time.

SBR Poker REWARDS awful play, and you are on of the worst players on here.

The guy should have seen who he was playing and run for the hills!

[JoeCool20]

If it wasn't just for points, and was for actual money, there wouldn't even be any poker on here!

Just like there'd be no casino!

Because they would never be able to pass the OSGA "legitimate software" test!

[Chili_Powder]

attention horror

[BigOrange]

Did you cut out what his hand was for some reason?

It says he showed his cards.

I tried to copy and paste. He had AQ for top two pair.

[BigOrange]

attention horror

Did you see the chat? He said Catch Aids and called me a Rock queer, whatever that is. LOL

[JoeCool20]

Did you cut out what his hand was for some reason?

It says he showed his cards.

The poor dude probably had the other 2 aces in the hole.

Had no idea he was bound to lose because he was playing the biggest donk on here.


Dude called my all in with J 8 when only two of us were left.

I immediately knew I was going to lose, and it donked in an 8 right in the window! And of course nothing for me

Then he started telling me how to play! LOL So I take his advice and start calling all ins with J 8?


LOL Thanks but no thanks.

There were 2 all ins, and he was ahead on 1 and it didn't donk for me.



Then the other one I was ahead and it donked his J 8 right in!

I knew what the shiet was going to do! I tried to get him to split 1st & 2nd when I had a 3 to 2 chip lead..........

JUST so I didn't have to watch it donk him in! LOL


But he knew it would donk him too, so he wouldn't even do it!

Then gave me a "lesson" right after it donked him in with J 8 off suit!

Now watch the reply from J 8! LOL You can't make this stuff up!

[BigOrange]

The poor dude probably had the other 2 aces in the hole.

Had no idea he was bound to lose because he was playing the biggest donk on here.


Dude called my all in with J 8 when only two of us were left.

I immediately knew I was going to lose, and it donked in an 8 right in the window!

Then he started telling me how to play! LOL So I take his advice and start calling all ins with J 8? LOL Thanks but no thanks.

There were 2 all ins and he was ahead on 1 and it didn't donk for me. Then the other one I was ahead and it donked his J 8 right in!

I knew what the shiet was going to do! I tried to get him to split 1st & 2nd when I had a 3 to 2 chip lead..........

JUST so I didn't have to watch it donk him in! LOL But he knew it would donk him too, so he wouldn't even do it!

Then gave me a "lesson" right after it donked him in with J 8 off suit!

Now watch the reply from J 8! LOL You can't make this stuff up!

STFU JoeFool, the adults are having a conversation here. As I posted above, he had AQ for top two pair.

[4uk4life]

O posted under the hand history that the guy had AQ for top 2 pair

"Greenwhine had AQ for top two pair. It cut off for some reason when I did the copy/paste."

[JoeCool20]

STFU JoeFool, the adults are having a conversation here. As I posted above, he had AQ for top two pair.

LOL It didn't matter what he had, he didn't know who he was playing! He was up against the king of Donks!


I just figured I would give him the worst possible hand to be donked by you.

[JoeCool20]

Actually, i'm just glad you know I'm fukkin with you. It's not even that bad of a donk anyway.

Even if he goes all in when you have 4 spades with the Ace, then you are going to have to call.

He just didn't know that on SBR, you would donk in the 25 percent chance about 90% of the time!

[bobbywaves]

Did you see the chat? He said Catch Aids and called me a Rock queer, whatever that is. LOL

How would we see the chat, when you didn't post a screenshot?

[BigOrange]

How would we see the chat, when you didn't post a screenshot?

The chat log is at the very top of the OP, you blind fukknutt.

[bobbywaves]

The chat log is at the very top of the OP, you blind fukknutt.

Why would you post it before the hand, when it was said after the hand?

Why can't you post a copy & paste correctly dipshit?

[BigOrange]

Why would you post it before the hand, when it was said after the hand?

Why can't you post a copy & paste correctly dipshit?

You seem to be the only one that didn't read it correctly so who is the dipshit?

[cincinnatikid513]

bobby i would like to see a bigo waves best out of 7 heads up 1-2 nl 200 entry play til somebody has all the chips between u and big 0, i would put the odds of u winning that at around 10-1

[bobbywaves]

You seem to be the only one that didn't read it correctly so who is the dipshit?

You're the dipshit for not posting it correctly.

His comments obviously would have been made after your luckbox suckout, not before.

[bobbywaves]

bobby i would like to see a bigo waves best out of 7 heads up 1-2 nl 200 entry play til somebody has all the chips between u and big 0, i would put the odds of u winning that at around 10-1

If I wanted to play heads up bingo, I'd go to my local church hall. I'm interested in games of skill, not games of chance.

All I know is Waves is kicking the chit out of both you & Little O on leaderboard, despite missing 2 months of tourney's. What an embarrassment, you & Little O are a total disgrace to the human race:

11/09/2018 Standings SBR Poker Main Event

[ChuckyTheGoat]

O, watch this video. A few years old. Arguably most insane hand ever:

[chico2663]

Why is it that certain players always seem to suck out on river? While other guys such as brdg or i always get screwed. I have lost 7 times in row going kk from jump. 3 times aa.

[ChuckyTheGoat]

Check out this runout vs Hellmuth. Hilarious:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCL9_2gRZI0

[Greenline]

Rock moron who's fold button never works and runs like God also a drama queen. GTN.

[thetrinity]

so you defended the big blind with a suited ace seems fine

check called with top pair fine

check called with top pair nut flush draw fine

check raise all in with the nuts on the river fine

dont see anything wrong about any play in this hand anywhere just a sick runout for him

such idiots on here

[thetrinity]

You checked on the river, he could have easily saved himself $112

disagree would have been terrible if he checked it back way too many hands could have given him action

just a cooler