[Underdog5229]

I am witnessing a brutal heads up match between dlo and moneylinedawg. money is just running over dlo.... I am hoping dlo pulls it together and walks away from the table before he is busto. Feel sorry for the guy, down at the min 4000 points.

[dlowilly]

Yup it was rough

Ended up losing about 1700 and 200-300 in rake prob

[mikejamm]

Doesn't surprise me at all, Dblow fuk'in sucks donkey diks at poker!

[dlowilly]

Today, 01:40 AM
mikejammSBR Hall of Famer

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No one cares psycho asshole

[bobbywaves]

Doesn't surprise me at all, Dblow fuk'in sucks donkey diks at poker!

Dlo was on top of last years annual leaderboard.

Besides being a constant broke dikk, what have you done around here MikeSpamm?

[KVB]

Must have been brutal to have been thread worthy.

Bummed I missed poker tonight, I think I had some rollover too.

[mikejamm]

Dlo was on top of last years annual leaderboard.

Besides being a constant broke dikk, what have you done around here MikeSpamm?

Like you have a fuk'in pot to piss in loser. Where the fuk are you in the tourney, oh yeah that's right, BANNED M'fer! You and Dblow can go fuk'in circle jerk each other! Two fuk'in losers who waste space on the planet!

On top of a penny points poker leader board. Yeah real big fuk'in accomplishment in life. The only fuk'in reason you two broke dik fuk jack offs are on any leader board is because you have no fuk'in job, evident by Dblow's abilty to play in the 3pm, 8pm, and 11pm tourneys. Both of you asswipes live here all fuk'in day and night, except now poor bobopuss is banned from his precious poker for 2 months.

How's it feel boboshit, to know you were outsmarted by a hick lawyer from Texas?

[mikejamm]

Today, 01:40 AM
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No one cares psycho asshole

Ignore all you want puss boy. I'm still here and you're still a piece of shit racist loser!

[ans61201]

Dlo blocks people then brags about it like a 13 year old girl on MySpace. Complete loser. Definitely got picked on as a kid

[dlowilly]

Never see moneylinedawg playing but he's tough to play

I lost about 2500 in the first several hands and was never really right after

Got close to even and then got ran over again

These were early on. Tough to play someone like this and get laughed at by SBR software

***** Hand history (v1.2) *****
Hand ID 7307132
$10/$20 NL Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 22:16:00 03/08/2018 ET
Table 'Handicapper Hill', 10 seats max, Real money
Seat 1 is the button. Small Blind $10, Big Blind $20
Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 10
Seat 1 (playing) : MoneyLineDawg, amount $1938, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 10 (playing) : dlowilly, amount $2058, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
MoneyLineDawg: Small Blind ($10)
dlowilly: Big Blind ($20)
** Dealing Down Cards **
Dealt to dlowilly: [Qc, Qh]
MoneyLineDawg: Raise ($40)
dlowilly: Raise [btn] ($160)
MoneyLineDawg: Call ($120)
** Dealing Flop **
Community cards: [4d, 6c, 8h]
dlowilly: Bet [btn] ($220)
MoneyLineDawg: Call ($220)
** Dealing Turn **
Community cards: [8s]
dlowilly: Check [btn] ($0)
MoneyLineDawg: Bet ($350)
dlowilly: Call [btn] ($350)
** Dealing River **
Community cards: [Kd]
dlowilly: Check [btn] ($0)
MoneyLineDawg: Bet ($144)
dlowilly: Call [btn] ($144)
** End Round **
** Evaluate **
MoneyLineDawg: Show Cards ($0)
dlowilly: Muck ($0)
** Showdown **
Main pot $1747, Rake $1
Summary MoneyLineDawg: bet $884, won $1891, net $1007, HoleCards [Kh, Th], HiHand [two pairs, kings and eights] [Kh, Kd, 8s, 8h, Th], won $1747 from main pot
Summary dlowilly: bet $894, won $0, net $-894, HoleCards [Qc, Qh]


Normally I would have gotten away from this next one but the guy was all over the place:


***** Hand history (v1.2) *****
Hand ID 7307169
$10/$20 NL Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 22:25:30 03/08/2018 ET
Table 'Handicapper Hill', 10 seats max, Real money
Seat 10 is the button. Small Blind $10, Big Blind $20
Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 10
Seat 1 (joined) : MoneyLineDawg, amount $3048, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 10 (joined) : dlowilly, amount $2265, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
dlowilly: Small Blind ($10)
MoneyLineDawg: Big Blind ($20)
** Dealing Down Cards **
Dealt to dlowilly: [7d, Ac]
dlowilly: Raise [btn] ($50)
MoneyLineDawg: Call ($30)
** Dealing Flop **
Community cards: [3s, 4c, 2s]
MoneyLineDawg: Check ($0)
dlowilly: Bet [btn] ($70)
MoneyLineDawg: Call ($70)
** Dealing Turn **
Community cards: [7c]
MoneyLineDawg: Check ($0)
dlowilly: Bet [btn] ($140)
MoneyLineDawg: Raise ($438)
dlowilly: Call [btn] ($298)
** Dealing River **
Community cards: [7h]
MoneyLineDawg: Bet ($110)
dlowilly: Raise [btn] ($540)
MoneyLineDawg: Raise ($2490)
dlowilly: Call [btn] ($1167)
** End Round **
** Evaluate **
MoneyLineDawg: Show Cards ($0)
dlowilly: Show Cards ($0)
** Showdown **
Main pot $4529, Rake $1
Side pot #1 $783, Rake $0
Summary MoneyLineDawg: bet $3158, won $5312, net $2154, HoleCards [Ad, 5s], HiHand [a straight, ace to five] [5s, 4c, 3s, 2s, Ad], won $4529 from main pot, won $783 from side pot #1
Summary dlowilly: bet $2275, won $0, net $-2275

[Underdog5229]

Yeah software was tough tonight. I wanted to play but only you 2 we're at the tables and sitting at 10/20 the min buy in is 400. My broke dik only had about 235, so I ventured over to the casino and won about 275 so I sat at the table and played 5 or 6 hands. Got dealt pocket kings twice in 4 hand and scooped up about 400 in those 6 hands and hit n ran like a lil itch. Them stakes to high for my blood.

[cincinnatikid513]

notsoslickwilly

[BigOrange]

So losing $70-$80 worth of betpoints is thread worthy?

Wow Poker has sunk to an unbelievable low here!

[Optional]

Willy might be doom switched. A couple of days ago he got shafted last hand as we were all leaving.

[RudyRuetigger]

So losing $70-$80 worth of betpoints is thread worthy?

Wow Poker has sunk to an unbelievable low here!

That is what I have been saying

[Underdog5229]

So losing $70-$80 worth of betpoints is thread worthy?

Wow Poker has sunk to an unbelievable low here!

orange, if it would of been 40,000 points, would that be different to you? weather it was 40 or 400,000 the point of the post was more of a needle towards dlo. I was watching him get rolled by the software rng and figured id rub some salt in the wound.

[Auto Donk]

Yup it was rough

Ended up losing about 1700 and 200-300 in rake prob

look at the bright side of it; at least you had the points to lose in the first place....

sbr poker can deal some brutal coolers

[BigBusiness]

Doesn't surprise me at all, Dblow fuk'in sucks donkey diks at poker!

Yeah I've seen him play. He is trash. Though not as bad as sweeper, but trash nonetheless.

[Auto Donk]

Willy might be doom switched. A couple of days ago he got shafted last hand as we were all leaving.

I know I am; I shipped 400 pts in hi-lo yesterday, taking a multitude of horrible beats and general ass rapings......

guess they turned the shit on before the Cup, to ensure I continue my Cup losing streak.....

[jts1207]

Yeah I've seen him play. He is trash. Though not as bad as sweeper, but trash nonetheless.

Please tell us a story about you playing poker with your homies in the hood, drinking forties, and deciding who's driving which exotic to the liqour store and how they come back shot and shit lmao


Fn clown

[RudyRuetigger]

Please tell us a story about you playing poker with your homies in the hood, drinking forties, and deciding who's driving which exotic to the liqour store and how they come back shot and shit lmao


Fn clown

fake news

he was probably playing spades not poker

[Auto Donk]

probably no cards at all being played....

[BigOrange]

fake news

he was probably playing with spades

Fixed it for you.

[bobbywaves]

you have no fuk'in job,

Correct...intelligent folks have the luxury of retiring early, playing all the poker they want.

Now get to Burger King on time chump, before they fire you.

[Auto Donk]

Correct, intelligent folks have the luxury of retiring early.

Now get to Burger King on time chump, before they fire you.

hmm... recalling the New Jersey Unemployment Office public assistance website thread that somebody pulled up a few years back, where you were discovered online haggling with the Unemployment Office as to whether your one call per week to your former employer who had fired your ass "counted" as one of your three job searches per week required to receive UNEMPLOYMENT benefits, I have to pose this question:

do most "retired" people apply for, and haggle over, unemployment benefits?

[bobbywaves]

do most "retired" people apply for, and haggle over, unemployment benefits?

No....Before retiring, absolutely dumb fukk.

Have fun defending your child molester clients come Monday.

[USCPHILLYGUY]

Thought trolling in PT was a ban-able offense

[MoneyLineDawg]

LOL why is this a thread?

Dlo solid player....Shit can go either way depending on a few big pots in heads up

[Jayvegas420]

Hey everyone, I have hundreds of thousands of dollars, but I just spent 4 hours playing for tokens today & rougly 3 hours the day before that.
Oh yeah, & I always fukkin lose.
If you'd like to see my freeroll stats please PM me!

[dlowilly]

Today, 01:15 AM
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Hey, look who's still here after he said he would leave, ole doucheface himself

[Jayvegas420]

Hey? Look who's skin is so thin he pounds the ignore button harder than his rooster

[KVB]

[Auto Donk]

easy move on him, both in the ring, and next to the poker table: