[phinfan27615]

SBR poker is a cruel mistress and no player or hand is safe. What's the baddest beat you've ever had? Mine came today against Goatman. I had kk he had 55. i raised preflop he calls. flop comes a 5 and a couple other low cards no straight or flush draws. He's shortstacked so I bet enough to put him all in and he calls. Turn card is a king and I start rejoicing think sbr has done what it normally does (rewards player with lower win pct on an all in). River is another 5 and I bust out a few hands later.
My hat is off to ya, cheers Goatman

Small silver lining was seeing waves get knocked out right before me by pocket aa's when he tried to slowroll top pair

[cincinnatikid513]

SBR poker is a cruel mistress and no player or hand is safe. What's the baddest beat you've ever had? Mine came today against Goatman. I had kk he had 55. i raised preflop he calls. flop comes a 5 and a couple other low cards no straight or flush draws. He's shortstacked so I bet enough to put him all in and he calls. Turn card is a king and I start rejoicing think sbr has done what it normally does (rewards player with lower win pct on an all in). River is another 5 and I bust out a few hands later.
My hat is off to ya, cheers Goatman

Small silver lining was seeing waves get knocked out right before me by pocket aa's when he tried to slowroll top pair

Waves slow play pocket Aces i've never seen that before

[Chili_Powder]

In this hand I was semi short stacked on the button with 2 tight players to act. I had 85 off and tried to pick up the blinds and antes. I was called by BB with JJ, and their jacks held up.

[phinfan27615]

Waves slow play pocket Aces i've never seen that before

waves had top pair other guy had aces

[cincinnatikid513]

waves had top pair other guy had aces

how you doing in the standings u been cashing, i've been doing horrible this past week

[phinfan27615]

how you doing in the standings u been cashing, i've been doing horrible this past week

4th on wednesday and 1st yesterday but those are my only cashes, ive probably missed 5-10 days worth of games though but still need to string some more wins together to have a chance of making the conf team, saw youre still on the bubble though so im sure you'll get hot again soon. When I've played on weekends I've been hot wasting my luck there lol

[cincinnatikid513]

4th on wednesday and 1st yesterday but those are my only cashes, ive probably missed 5-10 days worth of games though but still need to string some more wins together to have a chance of making the conf team, saw youre still on the bubble though so im sure you'll get hot again soon. When I've played on weekends I've been hot wasting my luck there lol

it's a long grind still have all of june and july, i'm sure i will be off the list come monday, i even took 2 days off tue and wed think those are about the only 2 days i have missed of sbr poker all year, just need be consistent that is the key i think u will have a good shot to make one of the teams

[phinfan27615]

it's a long grind still have all of june and july, i'm sure i will be off the list come monday, i even took 2 days off tue and wed think those are about the only 2 days i have missed of sbr poker all year, just need be consistent that is the key i think u will have a good shot to make one of the teams

Thanks bro hope we both end up making it

[CarolinaDaze]

Last week I have 4400 chips, Betunderdogs has 3900 chips. I'm in the BB (300), Betunderdogs is SB, everyone folds around table except Betsunderdogs who raises to 600. I have pocket KK, so I know only way I'm behind is if he has pocket AA. I take a chance to steal his 600 by just going all in, he snap calls me and turns over a damn 3 & 6. I was laughing till the flop turned over another 3 & 6. I'm a firm believer that you just can't beat stupid on that poker site.

[phinfan27615]

Last week I have 4400 chips, Betunderdogs has 3900 chips. I'm in the BB (300), Betunderdogs is SB, everyone folds around table except Betsunderdogs who raises to 600. I have pocket KK, so I know only way I'm behind is if he has pocket AA. I take a chance to steal his 600 by just going all in, he snap calls me and turns over a damn 3 & 6. I was laughing till the flop turned over another 3 & 6. I'm a firm believer that you just can't beat stupid on that poker site.

That's brutal, sometimes I'm convinced there is just some sicko controlling the board messing with us. Some would say sbr poker is like the field of dreams. If you call it, the cards will come...

[cincinnatikid513]

That's brutal, sometimes I'm convinced there is just some sicko controlling the board messing with us. Some would say sbr poker is like the field of dreams. If you call it, the cards will come...

seems like every time 2 people are all in the turn will give the person behind outs, rarely i see somebody drawing dead after the turn

[qwertvt]

I am convinced that if you dealt all cards face up, someone with a KQ suited would call AA. Furthermore, if the AA flopped a set and the caller had a flush draw, they go all in.

Not everyone plays this poorly but there are a surprising number who do. I think these players are the ones that give the rest a bad beat story that is simply ridiculous.

Pot Odds be damned.

[phinfan27615]

I am convinced that if you dealt all cards face up, someone with a KQ suited would call AA. Furthermore, if the AA flopped a set and the caller had a flush draw, they go all in.

Not everyone plays this poorly but there are a surprising number who do. I think these players are the ones that give the rest a bad beat story that is simply ridiculous.

Pot Odds be damned.

I believe it, was playing heads up against an unnamed player earlier and he shoved all in preflop w random mid cards and j3 at the end like 4x in a row and kept reloading and doing it again

[phinfan27615]

seems like every time 2 people are all in the turn will give the person behind outs, rarely i see somebody drawing dead after the turn

Yeah the turns and rivers always do that it seems

[Slanina]

Ive been playing for years. I don't even know where to begin

[cincinnatikid513]

thanks phin u the man

[GUMMO77]

Rivered quad aces but got beat by the royal.

[phinfan27615]

thanks phin u the man

Np buddy it didn’t let me respond to your pm on mobile but I will when I get home

[phinfan27615]

Rivered quad aces but got beat by the royal.

Wow that’s gotta take the cake

[ChuckyTheGoat]

Phin, standard charge to LISTEN to bad beat story = 100 pts!

[bobbywaves]

silver lining was seeing waves

Seeing Waves is the silver lining for females, so obviously your gender comes into question now.

[GUMMO77]

Wow that’s gotta take the cake

Donk got me. It’s a good story to tell the kiddos.

[phinfan27615]

Phin, standard charge to LISTEN to bad beat story = 100 pts!

You must be the forum shrink then with all those points Chucky

[phinfan27615]

Seeing Waves is the silver lining for females, so obviously your gender comes into question now.

For 50 betpoints I’ll teach you how to insult people without looking like you have an iq below 70

[ChuckyTheGoat]

You must be the forum shrink then with all those points Chucky

Haha, good comeback. Yeah, I'll ease your pain, son. "Tell me again about your Aces cracked story."

[bobbywaves]

For 50 betpoints I’ll teach you how to insult people without looking like you have an iq below 70

Since you're a broke dikk, I'll accept your remaining 8 pts & teach you how to play poker.

[phinfan27615]

Since you're a broke dikk, I'll accept your remaining 8 pts & teach you how to play poker.

Oh wow didn't realize your iq was actually below 60, that's going to cost you 100 now bobby since you didn't consider 1) I'm 4th on the yearly poker standings and you're not even ranked and we're almost halfway through the year, so a non-retard probably would trust their own game over yours under those circumstances and 2) I have more than 8 betpoints on SBR Sportsbook (not bragging that I have a lot because I don't but rather using this to point out your stupidity of not knowing that many posters like myself keep their points there

Have a great day bobby, hope you learned something today

[klemopixx]

I am convinced that if you dealt all cards face up, someone with a KQ suited would call AA. Furthermore, if the AA flopped a set and the caller had a flush draw, they go all in.

Not everyone plays this poorly but there are a surprising number who do. I think these players are the ones that give the rest a bad beat story that is simply ridiculous.

Pot Odds be damned.

Seeing this crap on a daily basis ruins your thought process when you play live. I was in a cheap tournament in Bally's in AC last night. 11 people left, pays top 9. I'm sitting there with 300k in chips watching 10k/20k blind go round and round, five player table. I'm first to act. I raise to 40k with KJ suited, everyone folds then BB pushes his stack, 79k to call. I call, he has KK, I pretty much donked off 40% of my stack.


Next hand I'm the BB KQ off, button raises me to 40k, I call. Flop comes down K 9 2. I bet 60k, she pushes all in, has me covered. I toss in my last +60k she has trip deuces. Done.

In hindsight I feel that with over 300k I should have just parked and waited for final table, the frustration of watching 11 people last so damn long with nothing but position raises and folds got to me. Effin pissed!

[phinfan27615]

Seeing this crap on a daily basis ruins your thought process when you play live. I was in a cheap tournament in Bally's in AC last night. 11 people left, pays top 9. I'm sitting there with 300k in chips watching 10k/20k blind go round and round, five player table. I'm first to act. I raise to 40k with KJ suited, everyone folds then BB pushes his stack, 79k to call. I call, he has KK, I pretty much donked off 40% of my stack.


Next hand I'm the BB KQ off, button raises me to 40k, I call. Flop comes down K 9 2. I bet 60k, she pushes all in, has me covered. I toss in my last +60k she has trip deuces. Done.

In hindsight I feel that with over 300k I should have just parked and waited for final table, the frustration of watching 11 people last so damn long with nothing but position raises and folds got to me. Effin pissed!

Ouch

[bobbywaves]

1) I'm 4th on the yearly poker standings and you're not even ranked and we're almost halfway through the year

The newbie luck generally lasts for 7 months. Which clearly explains your quick start, when payouts were much higher then. Since your newbie luck has ended you fell back to Earth, nowhere to be found on World Cup leaderboard:

World Cup Standings 4/23 - 05/18

2) I have more than 8 betpoints on SBR Sportsbook (not bragging that I have a lot because I don't but rather using this to point out your stupidity of not knowing that many posters like myself keep their points there

I'm well aware of your pathetic 11 pt bet pending in the SBR book. If you think your balance in the book doesn't qualify for broke dikk status, you're sadly mistaken. I wasn't going to embarrass you further, until you brought it up.

hope you learned something today

I learned absolutely nothing today, already knew you were ignorant.

[phinfan27615]

The newbie luck generally lasts for 7 months. Which clearly explains your quick start, when payouts were much higher then. Since your newbie luck has ended you fell back to Earth, nowhere to be found on World Cup leaderboard:

World Cup Standings 4/23 - 05/18





I'm well aware of your pathetic 11 pt bet pending in the SBR book. If you think your balance in the book doesn't qualify for broke dikk status, you're sadly mistaken. I wasn't going to embarrass you further, until you brought it up.



I learned absolutely nothing today, already knew you were ignorant.

You really are a genius waves, I have over 900 points in the sbr sportsbook (again, not bragging, just pointing out your stupidity in saying I have 8 or 11)

So you think your success in a much shorter time period i.e. the world cup so far proves you are a better poker player? that directly contradicts your assertion of my success being attributed to newbie luck. I've missed 5+ days of even participating in the world cup but cashed twice this past week so am up to 375 points so not very far behind you. I went months without cashing when I first started playing here last year because I didn't know what I was doing but thanks to experience and watching some good posters (jake, arunsh, mpaschal, chucky, bigo etc) play here I've greatly improved my game. Have I gotten lucky? sure, but that's part of poker. It certainly isn't newbie luck otherwise I would have played much better from the start. Being that you are not even listed on the yearly standings (and also finished well behind me in the last promo qualification standings), you do not have a lot to offer me as far as online poker skill goes

I genuinely feel sorry for you, it is really sad that someone of your abysmal intelligence level can be so proud and lack basic understanding and reason.

As others have pointed out on other posts, you seem to just keep spouting off nonsense until the other poster gives up, leading you to believe you "won" the argument

I can't promise I won't keep messing with you because it does provide entertainment, but for now I'm going to let this one go

Have a nice day

[BigOrange]

***** Hand history (v1.2) *****
Hand ID 7205647
$0.50/$1 NL Omaha Hi/Lo (No Limit) - 21:58:00 27/05/2018 ET
Table 'Night in Bangkok', 10 seats max, Real money
Seat 6 is the button. Small Blind $0.50, Big Blind $1
Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 10
Seat 1 (playing) : deadphish, amount $150.69, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 2 (playing) : Stefan, amount $59.74, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 3 (playing) : ArunSh, amount $80.41, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 5 (playing) : sammygran, amount $97.57, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 6 (playing) : oiler, amount $105.54, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 7 (playing) : BigOrange, amount $314.42, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 8 (playing) : ninjagorn, amount $29.41, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 9 (playing) : blackbart, amount $16, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 10 (playing) : GaryDN_CONF, amount $94.38, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
BigOrange: Small Blind ($0.50)
ninjagorn: Big Blind ($1)
** Dealing Down Cards **
Dealt to BigOrange: [Ks, 2h, Js, Qs]
blackbart: Call ($1)
GaryDN_CONF: Call ($1)
deadphish: Fold
ArunSh: Fold
sammygran: Fold
oiler: Fold
BigOrange: Call [btn] ($0.50)
ninjagorn: Check ($0)
** Dealing Flop **
Community cards: [Qh, Th, Qc]
BigOrange: Bet [btn] ($4)
ninjagorn: Call ($4)
blackbart: Fold
GaryDN_CONF: Fold
** Dealing Turn **
Community cards: [Qd]
BigOrange: Check [btn] ($0)
ninjagorn: Check ($0)
** Dealing River **
Community cards: [Kh]
BigOrange: Bet [btn] ($10)
ninjagorn: Raise ($24.41)
BigOrange: Call [btn] ($14.41)
** End Round **
** Evaluate **
ninjagorn: Show Cards ($0)
BigOrange: Show Cards ($0)
** Showdown **
Main pot $57.82, Rake $3
Summary BigOrange: bet $29.41, won $0, net $-29.41, HoleCards [Ks, 2h, Js, Qs]
Summary ninjagorn: bet $29.41, won $82.23, net $52.82, HoleCards [Tc, Kc, Jh, Ah], HiHand [a royal flush] [Ah, Kh, Qh, Jh, Th], won $57.82 from main pot

[BigOrange]

Probably had this happen 8-10 times here where i had quads and they rivered a straight flush.

Good thing I was up against a broke dikk this time that was scared to buy in with anything.

[BigOrange]

***** Hand history (v1.2) *****
Hand ID 7205663
$0.50/$1 NL Omaha Hi/Lo (No Limit) - 22:17:04 27/05/2018 ET
Table 'Night in Bangkok', 10 seats max, Real money
Seat 3 is the button. Small Blind $0.50, Big Blind $1
Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 10
Seat 3 (playing) : ArunSh, amount $80.61, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 5 (playing) : sammygran, amount $85.07, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 6 (playing) : oiler, amount $113.04, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 7 (playing) : BigOrange, amount $302.59, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 8 (playing) : ninjagorn, amount $50.32, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 9 (playing) : blackbart, amount $71.10, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 10 (playing) : GaryDN_CONF, amount $99.34, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
sammygran: Small Blind ($0.50)
oiler: Big Blind ($1)
** Dealing Down Cards **
Dealt to BigOrange: [Ad, 7s, 6d, 8s]
BigOrange: Raise [btn] ($4)
ninjagorn: Fold
blackbart: Fold
GaryDN_CONF: Raise ($99.34)
ArunSh: Fold
sammygran: Fold
oiler: Fold
BigOrange: Call [btn] ($95.34)
BigOrange: Show Cards ($0)
GaryDN_CONF: Show Cards ($0)
** Dealing Flop **
Community cards: [Th, 6s, 8h]
** Dealing Turn **
Community cards: [6c]
** Dealing River **
Community cards: [6h]
** End Round **
** Evaluate **
BigOrange: Show Cards ($0)
GaryDN_CONF: Show Cards ($0)
** Showdown **
Main pot $197.18, Rake $3
Summary BigOrange: bet $99.34, won $197.18, net $97.84, HoleCards [Ad, 7s, 6d, 8s], HiHand [four of a kind, sixes] [6s, 6h, 6d, 6c, Ad], won $197.18 from main pot
Summary GaryDN_CONF: bet $99.34, won $0, net $-99.34

Got it back with interest with Quads again a few hands later.

[bobbywaves]

You really are a genius waves

You're not the first one to admit the obvious.

I have over 900 points in the sbr sportsbook (again, not bragging, just pointing out your stupidity in saying I have 8 or 11)

I'm well aware of your measly 900+ balance, just like I was well aware of your pathetic 11 pt bet.

This is how a real man bets:




Hamlin -135 over Blaney, win 500