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    jjgold
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    Trying to make a living playing slots in vegas

    Getting absolutely smashed it's a suckers game

    Every so-called video poker pro is banged up the broke

    Lost 400 and my debut

    I should've used it for sports

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    minet123
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    Ok Fishead


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    scumbag
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    making a living playing the sluts is more impressive.

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    Big Bear
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    what is your fave casino JJ?

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    jjgold
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    Jerry's Nugget
    Wildfire
    Fiesta

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    Seaweed
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    Slots

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    Read Russian Rockets article he posted, you don't play those penny slots you play those dollar slots.

    Good luck Jjgold

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    jjgold
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    its impossible..I got $15 food credit

    too many hours to lose $300 and get $25 in comps


    I met a guy today and he said he lost $800 but got $100 in free food and $15 gift card

    I swear you cannot make this stuff up

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    Fishhead
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    Video poker impossible to win at, most people should stick to keno and craps.

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    jjgold
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    tomorrow going to try the wheel

    pretty good odds if you CHART

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Jerry's Nugget
    Wildfire
    Fiesta
    Coach have you secretly gone sharp?

    Easy food comps / unique numbers at Jerry's Nuggets, free smokes from wildfire, and frequent +EV promos like multipliers and swipes at Fiesta you just need to add one or two more North Las Vegas / downtown dives to completely recreate fishhead's morning last Tuesday.

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    jjgold
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    herbie its a grind

    I also got 3 free bowling games gold coast

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    Craps and Baccarat are the only casino games you get the most advantage on.

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    gauchojake
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    Unreal

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    thetrinity
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    lol fukkin sharp city over here

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    Big Bear
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    Fiesta?

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    Quote Originally Posted by GunShard View Post
    Craps and Baccarat are the only casino games you get the most advantage on.
    What's funny is the majority of posters in forumville probably agree with you.....when in truth, it's the furthest thing from being the truth.

    The vast, vast majority here have nary or NO clue how to win at slots and video poker......hell, JJgold has been in Vegas 3 weeks and knows more than 99% on this forum.

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    jjgold
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    I lost $200 the other day playing some slot machine although got $10 free play

    The only issue is the casino is 45 miles from here and have to take Vegas Bus system which is underrated
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    Coach you should switch to poker. I will teach you how to win for 110 points a day. Look at my profile, no on else has more than one ring game winner badge I am the best around.

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    BiTeMe UsAdOj
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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    Coach you should switch to poker. I will teach you how to win for 110 points a day. Look at my profile, no on else has more than one ring game winner badge I am the best around.
    Um stevay... I could really humble you w/ some facts here but I like ya so I'll just say: SETTLE DOWN, pal.


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    Terrible attempt by 2nd shift Luigi

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    Quote Originally Posted by KiDBaZkiT View Post
    Terrible attempt by 2nd shift Oscar
    Fixed

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    BiTeMe UsAdOj
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    Terrible attempt by 2nd shift Luigi
    Terrible attempt by 2nd shift Oscar
    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    Fixed
    Terrible attempt by 2nd shift Cosby...stick w/roofies, pal


    Fixed
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    jjgold
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    No idea how anyone can play poker

    It takes way too much time

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    BiTeMe UsAdOj
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    No idea how anyone can play poker

    It takes way too much time
    Beyond UNsharp
    We do it for the never ending smokin trim, Coz.


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    OJ The Trinity doubled up against me at 10/20, overall I lost about 800 but still another badge.

    Whoever is handing out badges clearly either is trying to fukk with me or wants in my pants, or both.

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    BiTeMe UsAdOj
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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    OJ The Trinity doubled up against me at 10/20, overall I lost about 800 but still another badge.

    Whoever is handing out badges clearly either is trying to fukk with me or wants in my pants, or both.
    NOW you're finally gettin it.

    Click here for your secret admirer


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    unreal.

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    BiTeMe UsAdOj
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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    unreal.
    Yeppers
    And btw... that link meant LOU, not Douglas.
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    stevek173
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    Hopefully it's both, I think we'd have a lot of fun.
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    Sam Odom
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    JJ , listen to -FH-

    You'll be paid to post on an obscure sports forum in no time!

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    BigDaddy
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Odom View Post
    JJ , listen to -FH-

    You'll be paid to post on an obscure sports forum in no time!

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    BigDaddy
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    gonna be posting here more sammy

    shady stuff going on elsewhere

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    Sam Odom
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDaddy View Post

    gonna be posting here more sammy

    shady stuff going on elsewhere


    life is too short to hang around shady places

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