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    SBR POKER WORLD CUP -- LIVE THREAD -- Action Starts in 3 hrs!

    cry about your bad beats and suckouts here; boast about what a bad ass you are, whatever..........

    Good luck to all teams and players today, let this be an epic display of skill, intelligence, and heart.........

    as for me, I'm channeling Elvis right now in preparation for tourney play.....



    And, since I'm the f'n Donk, a little side message to all who happen to play for teams other than the bad-ass confederates:





    and her message goes "double" for Oneunder!!!!

    LET'S DO THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Confeds, bring this intensity today:




    and, his sidearm if necessary:


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    Shane up for confeds in the opener/noonet, don't even know who the other players are..... never heard of em, pal

    kick some ass, Shane

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    Opti sit tight....if Canada comes in last I might need a loan

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    Canada

    They only have half a team that earned enough points to have made a top 48 spot overall.

    Confeds will eat each other. It'll be a clear World v USA battle I think

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    Opti,

    glad to see you are drinking profusely and having a good time....

    confeds are about to start kicking serious ass in six minutes.....

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    Someone give me a chip count update!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mpaschal34 View Post
    Someone give me a chip count update!
    Conf 2428
    Wor 2292
    Can 2217
    USA 1063

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    DOWN GOES THE US

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    And Confeds follow

    World 4658
    Canada 3342

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    Down goes the confeds

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    First blood to Team World in the 12pm

    WOR 2
    CAN 1
    CON 0
    USA 0

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    Quote Originally Posted by USCPHILLYGUY View Post
    Down goes the confeds
    Horse poop!!

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    from the looks of the US Teams play my Canada to place last bets accepted seem safe

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    Quote Originally Posted by Optional View Post
    First blood to Team World in the 12pm

    WOR 2
    CAN 1
    CON 0
    USA 0
    Opti a member of team world and a moderator. After round 1 the suspension has already began.

    FIXED!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mpaschal34 View Post
    Opti a member of team world and a moderator. After round 1 the suspension has already began.

    FIXED!!!
    I wasn't good enough to make the team this year. Just cheering for them like a good homer

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    Quote Originally Posted by mpaschal34 View Post
    Horse poop!!
    poop?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Optional View Post
    I wasn't good enough to make the team this year. Just cheering for them like a good homer
    my software that lets me see other members via their built in cameras on their computers revealed Opti did indeed tap his ball sack repeatedly on the left shift key in all the major hands slicek won....

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    chili completely short circuited.... all in with two dog f'n hands

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    Quote Originally Posted by Optional View Post
    I wasn't good enough to make the team this year. Just cheering for them like a good homer
    Oh....I guess excuse #1 is out the door.

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    sbr illuminati in full effect
    keep your eye on the world team

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    Quote Originally Posted by firekillex View Post
    sbr illuminati in full effect
    keep your eye on the world team
    I'm hitting the shift key on each showdown World is in.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    chili completely short circuited.... all in with two dog f'n hands
    yeah, pretty piss poor effort, thankfully 12 to a team

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    Quote Originally Posted by Optional View Post
    I'm hitting the shift key on each showdown World is in.
    canadian spies will be heavily investigating the situation

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    chili completely short circuited.... all in with two dog f'n hands
    Sounds like somebody has mastered the art of RSH poker, losing 2 hands as a dog is borderline impossible in the SBR poker room, bad beat for chili man
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    tough matchup with powerhouse wildman Sin in the 1 pm....

    range, any hand: 72 - AA

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    Sinmiedo for Canada collects the wooden spoon for the 1pm

    USA 3678
    CON 3160
    WOR1162

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    ugly boat over boat. Is poker

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    Quote Originally Posted by sinmiedo View Post
    ugly boat over boat. Is poker

    keep playing your game... tough losing a full house
    wouldve put you in prime position ... youll get em back sin

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    Quote Originally Posted by sinmiedo View Post
    ugly boat over boat. Is poker
    Sin is a machine....one bad beat would never slow him down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mpaschal34 View Post
    Sin is a machine....one bad beat would never slow him down.
    lol , you know i have no brakes!!!

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    30 mins into Match 3....anyone got a chip count?

    uh....50 mins now.
    Last edited by mpaschal34; 06-05-17 at 01:53 PM.

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    congrats, mpas.... way to kick some serious ass!!!!!!!!!

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    heading into the night cap, it's:

    confeds: 10
    world: 10
    can: 8
    usa and lowly oneunder: 5

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