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    sam9ball
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    13 friedcheese 3925 11
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    17 Lex_icon 3700 19
    18 spider 3600 21
    19 Cross 3585 21
    20 MrKLC 3560 19
    21 boscokid 3525 12
    22 MCherry281 3485 22
    23 milwaukee_mike 3455 12
    24 mpaschal34 3415 21
    25 Grivas_Digeni 3395 13
    26 Czu81 3315 10
    27 b1slickguy 3295 27
    28 craigpb 3290 16
    29 pabonaparte 3205 13
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    33 d2bets 3000 23
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    35 empiremaker 2955 14
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    37 codone69 2945 16
    38 qukubau 2930 16
    39 AustinRussell 2900 12
    40 Stefan 2900 21
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    43 GaryDN 2795 18
    44 joeking99 2765 12
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    49 BobLoblaw 2585 10
    50 daneblazer 2570 9
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    58 TheGiant 2350 16
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    60 imack 2335 14
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    62 no1here 2315 21
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    68 Optional 2260 20
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    70 thetrinity 2225 14
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    73 BestPlay2day 2135 21
    74 sportfan 2135 15
    75 pokerpro44 2120 15
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    79 tradeout 2090 14
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    96 dankelly 1875 11
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    Auto Donk
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    stole my lead, eh?

    closing already.....

    a mere 10 pts back......

    here's the lengths I go to when someone steals my shit.... and it will end like this:


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    BiTeMe UsAdOj
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    stole my lead, eh?

    closing already.....
    a mere 10 pts back......



    here's the lengths I go to when someone steals my shit.... and it will end like this:

    =youtube;zg6epfr73vA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zg6epfr73vA

    Uh, just so there's no confusion, you're Brian... I'M THE BADASS STEWIE.


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    Must be fukkin nice to be that good.

    Must be FUKKIN NICE.

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    BiTeMe UsAdOj
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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    Must be fukkin nice to be that good.

    Must be FUKKIN NICE.
    Stevay... it really is.

    When one has reached the rarified heights of pwning a SBR poker leaderboard, the Universe intuitively senses the accomplishment and good karmic synchronicities will harmoniously start flowing one's way; i.e., uber drivers show up quicker, Netflix & Brazzers stream faster and strippers' blowies mysteriously begin to last longer.

    Amazing things start to routinely occur, effortlessly. One starts to get the ethereal sense you're living the earthly equivalent of having Mary Magdalene bent over in heaven and pile driving her holy arsehole.

    You should aspire to such nirvanic heights, steve. Then again, you first need to learn that a flush doesn't beat 4 of a kind.
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    pabonaparte
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    Quote Originally Posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj View Post
    Stevay... it really is.

    When one has reached the rarified heights of pwning a SBR poker leaderboard, the Universe intuitively senses the accomplishment and good karmic synchronicities will harmoniously start flowing one's way; i.e., uber drivers show up quicker, Netflix & Brazzers stream faster and strippers' blowies mysteriously begin to last longer.

    Amazing things start to routinely occur, effortlessly. One starts to get the ethereal sense you're living the earthly equivalent of having Mary Magdalene bent over in heaven and pile driving her holy arsehole.

    You should aspire to such nirvanic heights, steve. Then again, you first need to learn that a flush doesn't beat 4 of a kind.
    lol



    This was very very good, BiTeMe UsAdOj! Do you happen to have any highly rated submissions on literotica?
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    BiTeMe UsAdOj gave pabonaparte 25 Betpoint(s) for this post.


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    Quote Originally Posted by pabonaparte View Post
    lol



    This was very very good, BiTeMe UsAdOj! Do you happen to have any highly rated submissions on literotica?
    Mayyyyyyyybbbeeeeee

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    Quote Originally Posted by pabonaparte View Post
    lol



    This was very very good, BiTeMe UsAdOj! Do you happen to have any highly rated submissions on literotica?
    wow... I can't believe you didn't know resident SBR Poker Pro biter used to be the head writer for Penthouse forum from 1974 - 1999.

    He introduced a nation to the phrases "flaxen vagina" and, in one country-related forum letter to a farm boy moving in to help a sexy 47-old widow, "bangin' her faster that an automatic hay bailing machine".....

    and his most famous intro to about 50% of his classics, "I never dreamed I'd ever be writing a letter like this, but...."
    Last edited by Auto Donk; 11-27-16 at 09:05 AM.
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    BiTeMe UsAdOj gave Auto Donk 6 SBR Point(s) for this post.

    BiTeMe UsAdOj gave Auto Donk 9 SBR Point(s) for this post.


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    Quote Originally Posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj View Post
    Mayyyyyyyybbbeeeeee
    Could you make some PM space? I am trying to find a teammate for Team Flaxen Vagina.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pabonaparte View Post
    Could you make some PM space? I am trying to find a teammate for Team Flaxen Vagina.
    I want to be the president of the fan club of this f'n team for sure!!!!

    Best team name I've heard in a while!!!!

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