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    I'm beginning to think you guys have conceded to:
    AutoDonk
    4590 18

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    unlike hiLIARy, I have a "clear path" to election......

    tho if people like biteme keep hittin' two outters on the river on me at the final table, those hi-pts finishes are going to continue to be 50 pt tenth place finishes, and I'll be passed here pretty quickly......

    Trump thinks the system is rigged???? He oughta come play SBR Poker for a few weeks.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    tho if people like biteme keep hittin' two outters on the river on me at the final table, those hi-pts finishes are going to continue to be 50 pt tenth place finishes, and I'll be passed here pretty quickly......
    Congrats, Donker... you have a great future ahead of you in politics.

    Cuz just like your gal pal Hillary ("I did release the classified emails!, er, I just won't tell you the whole story and tell you I deleted tens of thousands of em, too!") you fail to tell, as Paul Harvey would've said: THE REST OF THE STORY.

    When all the money went in pre-flop (which is all that matters in practical sense in poker, when $ goes in)... who was the actual favorite to win? Uh, that'd be ME.. not you.

    Why is it you're allowed to bink a card, initially?... but then I'm not allowed to, subsequently?
    You're probably the first person in the history of SBR to lose a race... so let me be the first to say: "Welcome to poker."

    So... don't be like Hillary and tell a snippet of the story to try to frame a false impression/narrative, like you were donk called down and 2-outed on the river. DON'T BE THAT GUY!

    Besides, as we all know... ridiculously, being in 100th place is just as good as being in 1st when the Final Tourney comes rollin around... so who cares?

    Now, having said all that... WATCH YOUR BACK... I'll be the guy flying by you, Mr. Yellow!
    Last edited by BiTeMe UsAdOj; 11-10-16 at 12:37 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sam9ball View Post
    I'm beginning to think you guys have conceded to:
    AutoDonk
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    It's Auto J Donk, Sir!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj View Post
    Congrats, Donker... you have a great future ahead of you in politics.

    Cuz just like your gal pal Hillary ("I did release the classified emails!, er, I just won't tell you the whole story and tell you I deleted tens of thousands of em, too!") you fail to tell, as Paul Harvey would've said: THE REST OF THE STORY.

    When all the money went in pre-flop (which is all that matters in practical sense in poker, when $ goes in)... who was the actual favorite to win? Uh, that'd be ME.. not you.

    Why is it you're allowed to bink a card, initially?... but then I'm not allowed to, subsequently?
    You're probably the first person in the history of SBR to lose a race... so let me be the first to say: "Welcome to poker."

    So... don't be like Hillary and tell a snippet of the story to try to frame a false impression/narrative, like you were donk called down and 2-outed on the river. DON'T BE THAT GUY!

    Besides, as we all know... ridiculously, being in 100th place is just as good as being in 1st when the Final Tourney comes rollin around... so who cares?

    Now, having said all that... WATCH YOUR BACK... I'll be the guy flying by you, Mr. Yellow!
    test

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    test

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    Donker I'm in the process of building a class action suit against this character. Verified 27 river theft victims so far and I'm buried in paperwork over here. Could be in the 100's by the time we investigate them all.

    If you have solid evidence and would like to join the class contact my legal team.

    For anyone else, If you believe you are a victim of or otherwise have information concerning this alleged scheme, you are encouraged to contact the FBI at 973-792-3000.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj View Post
    Congrats, Donker... you have a great future ahead of you in politics.

    Cuz just like your gal pal Hillary ("I did release the classified emails!, er, I just won't tell you the whole story and tell you I deleted tens of thousands of em, too!") you fail to tell, as Paul Harvey would've said: THE REST OF THE STORY.

    When all the money went in pre-flop (which is all that matters in practical sense in poker, when $ goes in)... who was the actual favorite to win? Uh, that'd be ME.. not you.

    Why is it you're allowed to bink a card, initially?... but then I'm not allowed to, subsequently?
    You're probably the first person in the history of SBR to lose a race... so let me be the first to say: "Welcome to poker."

    So... don't be like Hillary and tell a snippet of the story to try to frame a false impression/narrative, like you were donk called down and 2-outed on the river. DON'T BE THAT GUY!

    Besides, as we all know... ridiculously, being in 100th place is just as good as being in 1st when the Final Tourney comes rollin around... so who cares?

    Now, having said all that... WATCH YOUR BACK... I'll be the guy flying by you, Mr. Yellow!


    MOVE ALONG NOW, NOTHING TO SEE HERE......
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    Quote Originally Posted by SharpAngles View Post
    Donker I'm in the process of building a class action suit against this character. Verified 27 river theft victims so far and I'm buried in paperwork over here. Could be in the 100's by the time we investigate them all.

    If you have solid evidence and would like to join the class contact my legal team.

    For anyone else, If you believe you are a victim of or otherwise have information concerning this alleged scheme, you are encouraged to contact the FBI at 973-792-3000.
    HMMM.... usually take a 1/3 contingency fee on class actions.....

    so, I can expect six - seven pizzas once we win and collect

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    on a serious note, I knew I should of laid that aj down when I saw it was on your bb and you had 11k or so.... hell, you would 've called my 3k all in with any two in all likelihood, as you were running so hot....

    but like the guy that thinks "maybe this one time I can beat him," or "maybe this one time she'll actually let me kick the shit outta that football," I had to try.....

    stupid me.....





    I knew a five was coming as soon as I hit that ace....

    nh

    --ad

    ps. as far as a career in politics.... i might be able to pull off moving to some obscure wyoming or idaho town and putting a bid in for mayor.....

    otherwise, if I ran, say, for PRESIDENT, there wouldn't be any dumbass video of me tellin' some dickweed "grab em by the pussy," but rather about 100 - 200 videos suddenly being sold to national enquirer by a bunch of older swinger babes -- who were once hot but now laggin' due to the passage of 15 years -- who fig'd why not make a buck, showing me fukkin' em right in the pussy.... ass.... skull.....

    this guy would have a field day:

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    Yep... plus you know you'd hear from Jessica again if you ever ran for office (click below):

    http://nytlive.nytimes.com/womeninth...iate-touching/

    And oh yeah, btw, Sharpy... GOOD LUCK with your legal team, pal.
    The triumvirate you assembled are bout as scary as seeing ttwarrior, onerous & eberretta @ the poker table:


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    Quote Originally Posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj View Post
    Yep... plus you know you'd hear from Jessica again if you ever ran for office (click below):

    http://nytlive.nytimes.com/womeninth...iate-touching/

    And oh yeah, btw, Sharpy... GOOD LUCK with your legal team, pal.
    The triumvirate you assembled are bout as scary as seeing ttwarrior, onerous & eberretta @ the poker table:

    wow, that drake story cracks me up.....

    does this look consensual?:





    plus, she'd have to charge my date with sexual assault as well, as we both partook of Ms. Drake in her limo..... (the limo she shared with the Hedgehog and some other female porn star.... long ron and the other chick were still in the club at the time.... I was hopin' he'd come rollin' in so I could hi-five him while bangin' jessica......)

    ps... have a great story about the babe on the left, who is a 100 perc blackfoot indian.....

    a few weekends after the events of the night depicted in the photograph above, the three of us were in a hottub, one of them on each side of me.... she's married to a guy and they only "soft swap" -- ie, female threesomes only -- like my date, as well, as both are very bi.... nevertheless, I got so high and was trippin', such that I forgot who was who, and I start finger bangin' the indian..... her husband was right across from me, and he kind of noticed her getting into it, and she starts grabbin' my junk.... about that time, my babe -- also noticing behavior that she knows is crossing their "boundaries", swirls into my lap and lays a kiss on me.... at first I thought it was the indian kissing me, then i realize it's my date, and i've totally fuked up..... I apologized and said, "wow, I am so f'n high'.......

    we all got a good laugh at it..... would have liked to have added a full-blood native american to my list; never got to close that deal.... but at least I got a two minute hand job from one, albiet without a happy ending.....


    ps... notice from the photograph above that, unlike our president-elect, I am not immediately grabbin' ms. drake by the pussy..... a big part of why I was balls deep in that pussy thirty minutes later.....
    Last edited by Auto Donk; 11-11-16 at 06:06 AM.

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    Donk, whos the brunette on the right of blondie?

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    hahah.... just read the whole drake/trump story.... I totally believe her, for a couple of reasons.... 1. she described the typical entitled behavior guys like him display around porn stars/strippers; 2. her encounter followed exactly the script he laid out to billy bush; and 3. she has standards when it comes to her men "outside of the business".....

    Score: Donk 1; Next President of the United States Donald J. Trump 0.

    ps,.... if it had been me in that hotel room, I'd have wound up bangin' all three of those babes......

    not like I haven't done that a few times before....


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    Quote Originally Posted by IlluminatedOne View Post
    Donk, whos the brunette on the right of blondie?
    my date.... former ms. Texas' little sister.....

    the one who said if she could bottle how good I maker her feel in bed and sell it by the ounce, she'd be a millionare in a week....

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