[RudyRuetigger]

Did tatddy lose a ton of betpoints on if autodonk was a lawyer?

Where is that info? As it was a bet verifiable it should be knowledge on here

I might have missed it

That's all im wondering

Thanks men

[tatddy]

I'm sure you can search and find it somewhere here. It's not really worth the life of researching honestly.

Since I can type super fast and it doesn't take much life here's what I recall...

I got from the bar at 4-5am and joined a poker game with autdonk and zachary. There was banter and shit talking as...it was poker and it was early am on a going out night/am. I said something to the effect of no way you're a lawyer donk because you act like a total buffoon here and type incoherently half of the time. Said something then to the effect that I'd give him 5K points if he's an attorney. Was said in the jest of poker talk, as in someone saying I'll bet a million bucks you don't have a stripper girlfriend.

Passed out and woke up the next morning and then, over the course of the next day or 2, donk made like 5 threads in different forums (incoherently) slamming me asking me to pay up that I was basically every shitty thing in the world and a welch. I pmed zach who I consider a normal guy and a friend around here and he said no way I should pay him 5K points as it was all in the jest of poker shit talking.

Despite donks incessant threads acting like a 4 year old on a no ice cream tantrum, I said if the 2 other sbr guys who were at the poker table confirmed I made some bet (since I was obv too trashed to recall the dialogue) I'd just ship the 5K. Also I think triple D bet was given whatever info from donk that could be verified that he was some type of attorney. When trip and the other 2 chimed in I took out a loan and shipped the 5K instantly.

So moral here is don't run your mouth at an online poker room (if you're the type of guy like me to actually pay on a laughable bet). And that any clown can pass the bar in Texas.

Donk if you ever want to play me heads-up NL for double or nothing on the 5K you're more than welcome. Minimum 100 hands.

[tatddy]

http://www.sportsbookreview.com/foru...y-up-here.html

Here's the long one. It's gonna require beers and lots of life if you care to read it. There were several more as well. Not sure donk ever actually donated anything to charity like he said he would for the whole 5K but I know he did toss points to a lot of sbr posters in the thread which was at least cool.

Most entertaining part is po69 chiming in for a chance to bash me (he waits long and hard for those) and then after try and angle for free handouts from donk "I always supported you donk". El ohhhh el.

[JAKEPEAVY21]

donk wanted those pizza points

[4uk4life]

Someone say Pizza?

[USCPHILLYGUY]

I'm sure you can search and find it somewhere here. It's not really worth the life of researching honestly.

Since I can type super fast and it doesn't take much life here's what I recall...

I got from the bar at 4-5am and joined a poker game with autdonk and zachary. There was banter and shit talking as...it was poker and it was early am on a going out night/am. I said something to the effect of no way you're a lawyer donk because you act like a total buffoon here and type incoherently half of the time. Said something then to the effect that I'd give him 5K points if he's an attorney. Was said in the jest of poker talk, as in someone saying I'll bet a million bucks you don't have a stripper girlfriend.

Passed out and woke up the next morning and then, over the course of the next day or 2, donk made like 5 threads in different forums (incoherently) slamming me asking me to pay up that I was basically every shitty thing in the world and a welch. I pmed zach who I consider a normal guy and a friend around here and he said no way I should pay him 5K points as it was all in the jest of poker shit talking.

Despite donks incessant threads acting like a 4 year old on a no ice cream tantrum, I said if the 2 other sbr guys who were at the poker table confirmed I made some bet (since I was obv too trashed to recall the dialogue) I'd just ship the 5K. Also I think triple D bet was given whatever info from donk that could be verified that he was some type of attorney. When trip and the other 2 chimed in I took out a loan and shipped the 5K instantly.

So moral here is don't run your mouth at an online poker room (if you're the type of guy like me to actually pay on a laughable bet). And that any clown can pass the bar in Texas.

Donk if you ever want to play me heads-up NL for double or nothing on the 5K you're more than welcome. Minimum 100 hands.

The more amazing part of this story is that donk gave up a full ride scholarship to play football at Texas A&M to just focus on his studies to pass said bar in the great state of Texas!!

god I love this site

[RudyRuetigger]

so it was more of just a concede instead of him verifying?????

this is confusing

donk do you go to your dads office after nap time at school???

[tatddy]

so it was more of just a concede instead of him verifying?????

this is confusing

donk do you go to your dads office after nap time at school???

He verified something with trip D. Not sure what. Real question is why do we care now pal?

[RudyRuetigger]

I don't believe it and am considering wagering on it

[oChRoNiCo]

LoL tatddy sounds pretty shady to me, but whatever I know SBR bet points run peoples lives on this site myself included......

[bobbywaves]

He verified something with trip D. Not sure what.

But it was verified with Tripe, so Donkey must be a lawyer.

[RudyRuetigger]

LoL tatddy sounds pretty shady to me, but whatever I know SBR bet points run peoples lives on this site myself included......

this has nothing to do with tat being shady. if anything he gave up points too early

I asked bc im interested in betting this



also congrats on the points chief, aren't you at the goal??

[oChRoNiCo]

this has nothing to do with tat being shady. if anything he gave up points too early

I asked bc im interested in betting this


also congrats on the points chief, aren't you at the goal??

Thanks Rudy, but I don't think tatddy is shady complete 180 from that. If he was drunk and had others vouching that what was said was being taken as just banter I could have totally agreed with him not paying up on the bet! Tat is a good guy and paid up on the bet regardless of it being total BS in my opinion

[Auto Donk]

tat is a good guy, and others didn't vouch for it being "banter," but rather vouched for the boorish, insulting behavior by ttaddy toward me and the serious nature of his challenge to me. He was typing rather quickly and accurately, causing me to doubt the excuse of "I was totally blasted and have no recall of the challenge."

the guy was totally going off on me with no provocation....

and yah, i cut tdb in on the points to say he'd researched it and confirmed that I was an atty..... Cha-Ching!!!!!!! (just kidding)

and to sum it up, had the guy not been a complete jerk running me through the ringer that night (ie, had it been mere good natured ribbing/joking banter), I'd never have sought to enforce it...... but it was more than that. I'd be surprised if taddy himself wouldn't admit that he's what's commonly known as a "mean drunk."

u wanna take a run at me, rudy....... let's do it......

[Auto Donk]

The more amazing part of this story is that donk gave up a full ride scholarship to play football at Texas A&M to just focus on his studies to pass said bar in the great state of Texas!!

god I love this site

you need to go back and re-read what I wrote; i gave up full ride scholarships to a bunch of directional schools and the op to enter the air force academy and a few other div. II schools; not atm or tu..... I ran several mid-4 second 40's in trying out for the 12th man kick off team slot and was given the op to fill one of those slots, but it entailed as much commitment as being on the actual team itself, so i wound up passing.... atm did not offer me a full ride scholarship, you dunce... learn how to read....

when u meet me at the next bash, you'll understand.....

hell, unlike some of many of the pussies on this site that duck people (jj gold ducked me for a week in vegas despite me offering him a $200-$300 meal at Morton's right across from the f'n silver sevens he was supposedly staying at), i've met a few sbr'ers, including oneunder (sbr poker phenom Jake "Golden Boy" Peavy was supposed to meet up with O/U and I at the Venetian at that time, but he was in some sort of half ass car wreck and wasn't up to it).....

Nevertheless, I'm pretty damn sure Oneunder will vouch for my stature, and my being someone you probably don't ever want to fuk with........

[mpaschal34]

next bash....2018...2028. who knows when it will be.

sounds like they put JJ in charge of it and therefore we will have 80 dudes all packed into a motel 6 room in Primm.

[bobbywaves]

and yah, i cut tdb in on the points to say he'd researched it and confirmed that I was an atty..... Cha-Ching!!!!!!!

[tatddy]

tat is a good guy, and others didn't vouch for it being "banter," but rather vouched for the boorish, insulting behavior by ttaddy toward me and the serious nature of his challenge to me. He was typing rather quickly and accurately, causing me to doubt the excuse of "I was totally blasted and have no recall of the challenge."

the guy was totally going off on me with no provocation....

and yah, i cut tdb in on the points to say he'd researched it and confirmed that I was an atty..... Cha-Ching!!!!!!! (just kidding)

and to sum it up, had the guy not been a complete jerk running me through the ringer that night (ie, had it been mere good natured ribbing/joking banter), I'd never have sought to enforce it...... but it was more than that. I'd be surprised if taddy himself wouldn't admit that he's what's commonly known as a "mean drunk."

u wanna take a run at me, rudy....... let's do it......

I type really fast and even when blasted can come off as quasi-coherent so I could see that. The whole idea that I even care if you are an attorney is what should show you it was drunken banter. It's laughable to me in my current state, it would be only be something pointless and random that would inexplicably incite me into attacking you if I was drunk.

Wouldn't say I'm an angry drunk but definitely not zen. Well who knows. I did once physically remove a guy from our bar just for leaving an insulting gratuity to a bartender. Actually I first returned his 2 dollars kindly. But his follow-up questions/responses revealed a high-level of cuntt.

Anyway the 5K points I invested in this parody of life are well-worth the subsequent entertainment.

[Auto Donk]

I agree.... apparently it is much akin to herpes...... the gift that keeps on giving, even years later

first round is on me when we all gather at Primm for the SBR BASH in 2018

hopefully I'll have a phony state bar card made up by then

[Chipup]

If you talk to donker even for a few moments you can tell he's an attorney. The unfounded Over Self confidence, The Sleazy arrogance, and the prone behavior to make up wild stories which they don't expect to be taken seriously; but tell it only for their own amusement.

[Auto Donk]

all true, pup, except for the making up wild stories portion of it..... sadly enough, my stories are true.....

from double-fisting two babes simultaneously to being shot at four separate times (hit once, grazed once, two misses) to representing GM in products liability cases.... all true

you did, however, forget to mention my penchant for good scotch

[RudyRuetigger]

if he was an attorney hed be a bit smarter with numbers IMO

[bobbywaves]

if he was an attorney hed be a bit smarter

[Auto Donk]

if he was an attorney hed be a bit smarter with numbers IMO

don't you mean "accountant"?

[oneunder]

hell, unlike some of many of the pussies on this site that duck people (jj gold ducked me for a week in vegas despite me offering him a $200-$300 meal at Morton's right across from the f'n silver sevens he was supposedly staying at), i've met a few sbr'ers, including oneunder (sbr poker phenom Jake "Golden Boy" Peavy was supposed to meet up with O/U and I at the Venetian at that time, but he was in some sort of half ass car wreck and wasn't up to it).....

Nevertheless, I'm pretty damn sure Oneunder will vouch for my stature, and my being someone you probably don't ever want to fuk with........

We talked for 30 minutes before a tournament at the Venetian and kibitzed a bit during the break.


I can verify the following:

Donker is an attorney... he is definitely a Texan.... probably 6'3" 220 pounds

I'd welcome a chance to meet any other SBR players

Send me a PM and we'll meet up for some poker

I play afternoons at the Aria..Thursday-Sunday

[gauchojake]

if he was an attorney hed be a bit smarter with numbers IMO

The only math attorneys are good at is adding hours together and multiplying them by their rate.

[Auto Donk]

The only math attorneys are good at is adding hours together and multiplying them by their rate.

gaucho, if you were to determine my age simply by totaling the number of billable hours I have amassed, you'd find that I am 123 years old

[gauchojake]

gaucho, if you were to determine my age simply by totaling the number of billable hours I have amassed, you'd find that I am 123 years old

disturbing and interesting all at the same time.

[Auto Donk]

disturbing and interesting all at the same time.

not to mention, but also one of the oldest lawyer jokes on the books.....

lighten up, goucho

and yeah, I'm bad with numbers.... b/c I guess I missed class the day they taught that 80 percent favorites lose 86.5 percent of the time, which is the exact percentage they have lost for me this year playing Shithole Be Rigged Poker

[gauchojake]

not to mention, but also one of the oldest lawyer jokes on the books.....

lighten up, goucho

and yeah, I'm bad with numbers.... b/c I guess I missed class the day they taught that 80 percent favorites lose 86.5 percent of the time, which is the exact percentage they have lost for me this year playing Shithole Be Rigged Poker

I wasn't sure if that was a joke.

[Auto Donk]

http://beautyofthebible.com/2009/10/...o-heaven-joke/