[onerous]

this is ridiculous and he did this all night with stupid ass hand and going all in.. makes no sense its a gd joke

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[onerous]

***** Hand history (v1.2) *****
Hand ID 5086737
$2/$4 NL Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 00:01:00 21/05/2015 ET
Table 'Freebird', 10 seats max, Real money
Seat 7 is the button. Small Blind $2, Big Blind $4
Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 10
Seat 1 (playing) : jack_matz, amount $231.80, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 3 (playing) : MrKLC, amount $59.20, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 5 (playing) : onerous, amount $210.80, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 6 (playing) : zacharyj53, amount $237.30, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 7 (playing) : eidolon, amount $244.20, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 8 (playing) : joeking99, amount $15.80, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 9 (playing) : mpaschal34, amount $192.60, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
joeking99: Small Blind ($2)
mpaschal34: Big Blind ($4)
** Dealing Down Cards **
Dealt to onerous: [Jc, 9d]
MrKLC: Fold
onerous: Call [btn] ($4)
zacharyj53: Fold
eidolon: Raise ($22)
joeking99: Fold
mpaschal34: Fold
onerous: Call [btn] ($18)
** Dealing Flop **
Community cards: [8d, Jh, Th]
onerous: Check [btn] ($0)
eidolon: Bet ($58)
onerous: Raise [btn] ($188.80)
eidolon: Call ($130.80)
onerous: Show Cards ($0)
eidolon: Show Cards ($0)
** Dealing Turn **
Community cards: [Td]
** Dealing River **
Community cards: [9h]
** End Round **
** Evaluate **
onerous: Show Cards ($0)
eidolon: Show Cards ($0)
** Showdown **
Main pot $424.60, Rake $3
Summary onerous: bet $210.80, won $0, net $-210.80
Summary eidolon: bet $210.80, won $424.60, net $213.80, HoleCards [7d, Ad], HiHand [a straight, seven to jack] [Jh, Th, 9h, 8d, 7d], won $424.60 from main pot

[Fidel_CashFlow]

this sounds important

[downsouth]

I'm tired if it to. We unite now and end this.

[PhilTheTHRILL]

your first mistake was calling his 6X raise pre flop after you just limped in on the button.

Just saying. Not hatin

[USCPHILLYGUY]

Yeah gotta agree w Phil there. I prob won't even limp w j 9 off in the middle position you're in. Even assuming he's position raising, no way I'm calling that. Gotta live to see another day brother.

[Auto Donk]

after losing with ak three strt times in last night's trny AND listening to a mad woman bitch about me diving into poker upon our arrival from dinner/drinks at 11:05 est, instead of diving into her pussy, I had to throw it all-in to intentionally bust out with j7 suited.... only hand I won, of course....

after that idiotic double up, i had an even madder, naked woman on my hands threatening to -- herself with an oversized dong and vibrator, so I had to rapidly throw it in with 65 offsuit..... damn near straighted tens for yet another 80-20 dog suckout..... good thing sbr programming suffered a glitch and the tens held up.....

was able to get into the bedroom just as the huge dong was about to ruin my night; grabbed it like I would a young cabana boy about to do the same to my wife, and threw it across the room, almost killed the cat with all the weight that damn thing possesses.......

no more late night poker for me, I guess.....

[SharpAngles]

If this doesn't happen in poker there's no more poker. Not to mention you could've just folded J high OOP and never had this happen in the first place.

[daneblazer]

He had a backdoor pair draw. Pretty easy call on SBR

[downsouth]

after losing with ak three strt times in last night's trny AND listening to a mad woman bitch about me diving into poker upon our arrival from dinner/drinks at 11:05 est, instead of diving into her pussy, I had to throw it all-in to intentionally bust out with j7 suited.... only hand I won, of course....

after that idiotic double up, i had an even madder, naked woman on my hands threatening to -- herself with an oversized dong and vibrator, so I had to rapidly throw it in with 65 offsuit..... damn near straighted tens for yet another 80-20 dog suckout..... good thing sbr programming suffered a glitch and the tens held up.....

was able to get into the bedroom just as the huge dong was about to ruin my night; grabbed it like I would a young cabana boy about to do the same to my wife, and threw it across the room, almost killed the cat with all the weight that damn thing possesses.......

no more late night poker for me, I guess.....

You own a cat?

[SharpAngles]

The pussy don't own Donker, Donker owns the pussy

[Auto Donk]

picked out a wild feral tabby kitten in Sept 2013 that is now the baddest ass cat on the planet......

name is "Kitten" or "Little Cat"...... she's a small little f-ker, but with her claws still intact, she attacks all neighborhood cats that dare to come around, including tomcats twice her size.....

[bobbywaves]

You own a cat?

Apparently Donkey isn't the only pussy in the house.

[Auto Donk]

Apparently Donkey isn't the only pussy in the house.

yep.... pussywaves trollin' up a storm..... well, pussyboywaves, just like the other type of pussy, you and I are clearly different, as unlike you, I didn't pay for this pussy, either.....

now go get your shinebox, and kneepads, you pathetic whoremongering piece of shit

[daneblazer]

get under the bed

[shari91]

It's a grammar thing - you wouldn't understand xo

[Auto Donk]

look deep into her eyes, WWaves...........

[astro61200]

after losing with ak three strt times in last night's trny AND listening to a mad woman bitch about me diving into poker upon our arrival from dinner/drinks at 11:05 est, instead of diving into her pussy, I had to throw it all-in to intentionally bust out with j7 suited.... only hand I won, of course....

after that idiotic double up, i had an even madder, naked woman on my hands threatening to -- herself with an oversized dong and vibrator, so I had to rapidly throw it in with 65 offsuit..... damn near straighted tens for yet another 80-20 dog suckout..... good thing sbr programming suffered a glitch and the tens held up.....

was able to get into the bedroom just as the huge dong was about to ruin my night; grabbed it like I would a young cabana boy about to do the same to my wife, and threw it across the room, almost killed the cat with all the weight that damn thing possesses.......

no more late night poker for me, I guess.....

Of course you won with J7, it was against me. You were a solid 90/10 favorite