[Auto Donk]

Since this prick biteme has chosen to besmirch my reputation, and since some time has passed since he was at his most flagrant cheating high point -- and for the benefit of many of the newer players on the site who have some game and will immediately realize something is rotten about this sorry mother fcker -- I will repost what is SBR's most famous hand of poker.....

let me preface this with the facts that this BitemeSfCm scumbag used to make off the cuff comments during ring games, trnys, and even some posts on the boards if memory serves me right on the latter, about communicating/talking with this employee or that employee of SBR related to whatever some issue of the day might be.........ie, he used to damn near brag about his inside connections and his direct communications with SBR employees....

at later times, u'd see this scumbag sitting in ring games with 2,000+ chips while the rest of the table had a few hundred or so, at or near the max buyin on the table. this guy would stay in hands with shit, call huge (well, "huge" for sbr, since the pts have so little value) raises, and somehow, just somehow, always seem to suckout......

well, without further ado, here's sbr's most famous hand and indisputable evidence that bitemeSfCm is a cheating piece of shit who should be banned from SBR for life:


***** Hand history (v1.2) *****
Hand ID 4304397 $2/$4 NL Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 00:22:00 10/06/2014 ET Table 'Freebird', 6 seats max, Real money Seat 6 is the button. Small Blind $2, Big Blind $4 Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 6
Seat 1 (playing) : thecentaur, amount $249.80, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 2 (playing) : BiTeMeUsAdOj, amount $307.40, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 4 (playing) : the_situation, amount $156.70, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 5 (playing) : boeingpower, amount $420.80, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 6 (playing) : iamamonkey, amount $290, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
thecentaur: Small Blind ($2) BiTeMeUsAdOj: Big Blind ($4)
** Dealing Down Cards **
Dealt to thecentaur: [Kc, 7c]
the_situation: Fold
boeingpower: Fold
iamamonkey: Fold
thecentaur: Call [btn] ($2)
BiTeMeUsAdOj: Raise ($10)
thecentaur: Call [btn] ($6)
** Dealing Flop **
Community cards: [Qc, Ks, 8h]
thecentaur: Check [btn] ($0)
BiTeMeUsAdOj: Bet ($18)
thecentaur: Raise [btn] ($36)
BiTeMeUsAdOj: Raise ($297.40)
thecentaur: Call [btn] ($203.80)
thecentaur: Show Cards ($0) BiTeMeUsAdOj: Show Cards ($0)
** Dealing Turn **
Community cards: [Th]
** Dealing River **
Community cards: [5h]
** End Round **
** Evaluate **
thecentaur: Show Cards ($0)
BiTeMeUsAdOj: Show Cards ($0)
** Showdown ** Main pot $497.60, Rake $2 Side pot #1 $57.60, Rake $0
Summary thecentaur: bet $249.80, won $0, net $-249.80
Summary BiTeMeUsAdOj: bet $329.40, won $555.20, net $225.80, HoleCards [4h, 2h], HiHand [a flush, ten high] [Th, 8h, 5h, 4h, 2h], won $497.60 from main pot, won $57.60 from side pot #1

the saddest thing about this is, this just happened to be the one of many such hands that a separate post was created over............. this pathetic cheating scumbag knew the cards were coming on hundreds of other similar hands, and HE ALWAYS WON, HE ALWAYS SUCKED OUT AFTER THE STUPIDEST F'N PLAY IMAGINABLE...........

BAN HIM................

[Straight Cash]

You're trying too hard. Go back to the drawing board.

[TheAntFather]

Since this prick biteme has chosen to besmirch my reputation, and since some time has passed since he was at his most flagrant cheating high point -- and for the benefit of many of the newer players on the site who have some game and will immediately realize something is rotten about this sorry mother fcker -- I will repost what is SBR's most famous hand of poker.....

let me preface this with the facts that this BitemeSfCm scumbag used to make off the cuff comments during ring games, trnys, and even some posts on the boards if memory serves me right on the latter, about communicating/talking with this employee or that employee of SBR related to whatever some issue of the day might be.........ie, he used to damn near brag about his inside connections and his direct communications with SBR employees....

at later times, u'd see this scumbag sitting in ring games with 2,000+ chips while the rest of the table had a few hundred or so, at or near the max buyin on the table. this guy would stay in hands with shit, call huge (well, "huge" for sbr, since the pts have so little value) raises, and somehow, just somehow, always seem to suckout......

well, without further ado, here's sbr's most famous hand and indisputable evidence that bitemeSfCm is a cheating piece of shit who should be banned from SBR for life:


***** Hand history (v1.2) *****
Hand ID 4304397 $2/$4 NL Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 00:22:00 10/06/2014 ET Table 'Freebird', 6 seats max, Real money Seat 6 is the button. Small Blind $2, Big Blind $4 Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 6
Seat 1 (playing) : thecentaur, amount $249.80, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 2 (playing) : BiTeMeUsAdOj, amount $307.40, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 4 (playing) : the_situation, amount $156.70, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 5 (playing) : boeingpower, amount $420.80, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 6 (playing) : iamamonkey, amount $290, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
thecentaur: Small Blind ($2) BiTeMeUsAdOj: Big Blind ($4)
** Dealing Down Cards **
Dealt to thecentaur: [Kc, 7c]
the_situation: Fold
boeingpower: Fold
iamamonkey: Fold
thecentaur: Call [btn] ($2)
BiTeMeUsAdOj: Raise ($10)
thecentaur: Call [btn] ($6)
** Dealing Flop **
Community cards: [Qc, Ks, 8h]
thecentaur: Check [btn] ($0)
BiTeMeUsAdOj: Bet ($18)
thecentaur: Raise [btn] ($36)
BiTeMeUsAdOj: Raise ($297.40)
thecentaur: Call [btn] ($203.80)
thecentaur: Show Cards ($0) BiTeMeUsAdOj: Show Cards ($0)
** Dealing Turn **
Community cards: [Th]
** Dealing River **
Community cards: [5h]
** End Round **
** Evaluate **
thecentaur: Show Cards ($0)
BiTeMeUsAdOj: Show Cards ($0)
** Showdown ** Main pot $497.60, Rake $2 Side pot #1 $57.60, Rake $0
Summary thecentaur: bet $249.80, won $0, net $-249.80
Summary BiTeMeUsAdOj: bet $329.40, won $555.20, net $225.80, HoleCards [4h, 2h], HiHand [a flush, ten high] [Th, 8h, 5h, 4h, 2h], won $497.60 from main pot, won $57.60 from side pot #1

the saddest thing about this is, this just happened to be the one of many such hands that a separate post was created over............. this pathetic cheating scumbag knew the cards were coming on hundreds of other similar hands, and HE ALWAYS WON, HE ALWAYS SUCKED OUT AFTER THE STUPIDEST F'N PLAY IMAGINABLE...........

BAN HIM................

No Pair or Backdoor straight draw, nothing at all. Either one of 2 things here; either he is the most horrible player on the planet or he knew runner runner flush would come to save his life. He's drawing dead on the flop; he had to get runner runner for a miracle to win the hand. He 3 bet on the flop with total air, that says alot about this hand.

[USCPHILLYGUY]

2 of the BEST live players in the state of Texas commenting on a cheating conspiracy over points.

They have ZERO points between them!

Let the insults begin

[Auto Donk]

and that's just one hand that centy was so assured this cheating bastard he was being "superused" on..... there are dozens of others, and biteme's lame excuses to try and justify his move hold no water either....... just a cheating sack of shit

[Auto Donk]

2 of the BEST live players in the state of Texas commenting on a cheating conspiracy over points.

They have ZERO points between them!

Let the insults begin

mainly b/c we play for real money live, and don't use sbr for anything other than entertainment, and in my case, just to keep my skillz sharp

my last four live poker outings have produced just over $8k in less than 20 hrs of play......... take about 300x your lousy "betpoints" to get in the neighborhood of that

[USCPHILLYGUY]

mainly b/c we play for real money live, and don't use sbr for anything other than entertainment, and in my case, just to keep my skillz sharp

my last four live poker outings have produced just over $8k in less than 20 hrs of play......... take about 300x your lousy "betpoints" to get in the neighborhood of that

Wow. Impressive. Donk I play live in philly 2-3 times per week. Other than my one post about the easy play at the poker room I frequent I don't find it necessary to gloat about my winnings. Whatever makes you feel good though.

[Auto Donk]

just pointing out how ludicrous your bullshit about us not having points is..... just made half your stack in an hour on sbr between the sunday trny and following cash game.... now u have like 36 bux and I have 17.... f'n sbr hi rollers....

as far as gloating, yah, i 've won more playing live in those twenty hours of play than is being given away during this entire promo, excluding the 10k seat

last thing i need to do is "cheat" for a twnty dollar first prize; fck i tipped six trny's first places worth of coin over 5 days at the Venetian

[Triple_D_Bet]

C'mon donker...this stuff is mostly funny when said about bobbo because it's mostly true; can't just find/replace bite's name in there, he's a proven good dude, proven good poker player and straight up above this sort of shit. When your biggest supporter is a stiff, time to rethink your position.

No Pair or Backdoor straight draw, nothing at all. Either one of 2 things here; either he is the most horrible player on the planet or he knew runner runner flush would come to save his life. He's drawing dead on the flop; he had to get runner runner for a miracle to win the hand. He 3 bet on the flop with total air, that says alot about this hand.

Confirmed and unabashed stiff presents zero evidence to back claim that it's rigged, while claiming to be a competent poker player...only on SBR does the guy who can't pay back the $60 he borrowed have the audacity to accuse someone else of lacking integrity

[bobbywaves]

C'mon donker...this stuff is mostly funny when said about bobbo because it's mostly true

Donkey lost all credibility when he welched on our 5k poker bet. If you think anything out of Donkey's mouth is funny or true regarding myself, then you're just as ignorant as him Tripe.

[Triple_D_Bet]

Donkey lost all credibility when he welched on our 5k poker bet. If you think anything out of Donkey's mouth is funny or true regarding myself, then you're just as ignorant as him Tripe.

Guy who can't string 3 sentences together without contradicting himself thinks he has any credibility himself

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

Donkey lost all credibility when he welched on our 5k poker bet. If you think anything out of Donkey's mouth is funny or true regarding myself, then you're just as ignorant as him Tripe.

Regardless of whether its true, its all pretty entertaining.

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

If you know poker, zero mystery about that hand.

Explained in other thread perfectly; guess donk and antstiffy don't know as much bout poker as they delude themselves to know:
http://www.sportsbookreview.com/foru...l#post23732525

But... keep embarrassing yourselves, assclowns... KEEP TRYING TO DIVERT ATTENTION AWAY FROM YOUR CHEATING... ain't working... but keep trying.

[Auto Donk]

dude, your bullshit explanation of the hands holds no water, and u know that...... your stupid theory of I was gonna bluff and show is f'n as lame as the rest of your game, as you knew he wasn't laying it down after he made, for him, a substantial raise of your first idiotic bluff attempt.............. so, HE WAS NOT GOING TO LAY IT DOWN --- (the whole theory behind your "move") ---you knew, and he knew, that if you call you lose..... YET U CALLED B/C you knew you were going to win....

that's why he'd finally had enough of your cheating and created the thread in the first place, you stupid fck

[bobbywaves]

Guy who can't string 3 sentences together without contradicting himself thinks he has any credibility himself

Apparently your still butt hurt after losing 29k to me.

Don't worry Tripe, time heals all wounds. You should be over your Waves grudge in about 5 years.

[Triple_D_Bet]

Apparently your still butt hurt after losing 29k to me.

Don't worry Tripe, time heals all wounds. You should be over your Waves grudge in about 5 years.

Pretty much the opposite of "butt-hurt", and you lucking into a win has nothing to do with it; I've been pointing out your idiocy for a long time now (whether you were ahead or behind in our contest). I point out idiocy regardless of circumstances usually, and yours is far too obvious for you to be able to deflect it as you constantly attempt to do.

Facts are facts: you lucked into a win in our contest, and you've proven with your own words you don't understand basic poker concepts. Neither one of these is subjective, but objective facts (although I'll readily admit the former would look subjective to people not smart enough to understand the proof).

[brainfreeze]

C'mon donker...this stuff is mostly funny when said about bobbo because it's mostly true; can't just find/replace bite's name in there, he's a proven good dude, proven good poker player and straight up above this sort of shit. When your biggest supporter is a stiff, time to rethink your position.

I will add, I'm not all friendly bob with bite, but the dude is just reckless on the tables, just the way he is... That hand, he didn't want to play that hand, he figured he could get centy off the pot, that's what it looks like, centy called and bite ran into a win... He has done this to me as well but he gambles a lot, just his style, and ends up winning A LOT. He's not hoarding a ton of points though... He loses, just have to be ready to catch him. No one thinks you cheated donk, you were the recipient, now if you soft played back or had the intent to do this, it'd be different... This is not on you

[bobbywaves]

you lucked into a win in our contest, and you've proven with your own words you don't understand basic poker concepts.

Major problem with Tripe, he can't humble himself & give credit when it's due. You keep saying luck, which only further demonstrates your ignorance. Fact is, there's no luck regarding annual challenges. That's why I prefer it over two month challenges, where luck/variance can play a role in the outcome.

How did you lose 29k to a guy who "doesn't understand basic poker concepts?" Apparently you don't realize that speaks volumes about your lack of poker game.

[daneblazer]

Unban TheCentaur

[Triple_D_Bet]

I will add, I'm not all friendly bob with bite, but the dude is just reckless on the tables, just the way he is... That hand, he didn't want to play that hand, he figured he could get centy off the pot, that's what it looks like, centy called and bite ran into a win... He has done this to me as well but he gambles a lot, just his style, and ends up winning A LOT. He's not hoarding a ton of points though... He loses, just have to be ready to catch him. No one thinks you cheated donk, you were the recipient, now if you soft played back or had the intent to do this, it'd be different... This is not on you

Reckless implies more aggression than is wise...as you improve at poker, you'll realize that there's a difference between true recklessness and well-placed aggression

Major problem with Tripe, he can't humble himself & give credit when it's due. You keep saying luck, which only further demonstrates your ignorance. Fact is, there's no luck regarding annual challenges. That's why I prefer it over two month challenges, where luck/variance can play a role in the outcome.

How did you lose 29k to a guy who "doesn't understand basic poker concepts?" Apparently you don't realize that speaks volumes about your lack of poker game.

... and you've proven with your own words you don't understand basic poker concepts.

When both of us are giving evidence to support the same conclusion, we no longer have a disagreement; we merely have a consensus on the truth (in this case, that you don't understand basic poker concepts) with one party (you) who just hasn't realized which argument he's supporting yet

Unban TheCentaur

+1....shame SBR can't just ban people form certain sections of the forum instead of carpet bans. Centy pretty harmless in poker sections and amusing enough to make up for his shennanigans...but if he really wants to come back, he'll be back. Personallyu, I'm keeping an eye on Team Canada during World Cup for any up-and-coming "new" posters

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Unban TheCentaur

Agree

Have no clue why he got banned, or if he even did (has he spoken of it on some other board?... cuz as far as sports go, SBR is the only forum I belong/post/read. Now, as far as some of the more er, shall we say, boards of the "erotic arts"...wellllll)

Centaur accused me of reporting him for some of his racial slurs/comments. Being falsely accused did piss me off, he was always a twat in that way. Reckless. BUT, I'd like to play him again on SBR poker. Always enjoyed that (his enjoyment,ah, not so much).

If he *is* actually banned, most likely being racial slur related; never could get through his head he didn't have the right to say whatever he wanted on someone else's property. He's a smart guy... but has some glaring intellectual blindspots.

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Personallyu, I'm keeping an eye on Team Canada during World Cup for any up-and-coming "new" posters

... whatever happened to the actual handle on here "SpiritofCenty" that was running around a bit when he was banned originally and had his pts taken?

[brainfreeze]

Reckless implies more aggression than is wise...as you improve at poker, you'll realize that there's a difference between true recklessness and well-placed aggression

Over aggression could be used there... Thing is with bite, it's hard to catch the rascal, he hops around like a kanger, one guy that can be hard to put a finger on when going the distance, you as well, only difference to me anyways, your a little better at appropriate bet sizes. Bite gets into a wild style always applying pressure no matter the hand and ready to lose, if called on bottle of courage hands like one discussed.. He figured cent would wait twenty seconds like he always did, and I do lol.. think he hit a set after reraise, and fold... Sucks about the racial stuff, did notice it, didn't seem he did it a lot but rules are rules, he should've stopped, I'm pretty sure he got a warning...

[daneblazer]

Agree

Have no clue why he got banned, or if he even did (has he spoken of it on some other board?... cuz as far as sports go, SBR is the only forum I belong/post/read. Now, as far as some of the more er, shall we say, boards of the "erotic arts"...wellllll)

Centaur accused me of reporting him for some of his racial slurs/comments. Being falsely accused did piss me off, he was always a twat in that way. Reckless. BUT, I'd like to play him again on SBR poker. Always enjoyed that (his enjoyment,ah, not so much).

If he *is* actually banned, most likely being racial slur related; never could get through his head he didn't have the right to say whatever he wanted on someone else's property. He's a smart guy... but has some glaring intellectual blindspots.

I enjoyed the centaur vs. bite_me clashes a little more. His biggest Villain threads were always good for a laugh. Was one of the more formidable cash game players on SBR...if there is/was such a thing

[Triple_D_Bet]

Over aggression could be used there... Thing is with bite, it's hard to catch the rascal, he hops around like a kanger, one guy that can be hard to put a finger on when going the distance, you as well, only difference to me anyways, your a little better at appropriate bet sizes. Bite gets into a wild style always applying pressure no matter the hand and ready to lose, if called on bottle of courage hands like one discussed.. He figured cent would wait twenty seconds like he always did, and I do lol.. think he hit a set after reraise, and fold... Sucks about the racial stuff, did notice it, didn't seem he did it a lot but rules are rules, he should've stopped, I'm pretty sure he got a warning...

Bite plays better than I do here for precisely the reason you find my bet sizes more reasonable

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Geeze. It sounds like everybody is cheating for betpoints.

BETPOINTS.

[tatddy]

Donker real question. You're an attorney. If a paralegal brought you this as some kind of 100% proof are you telling me you wouldn't fire her on the spot?

A guy is playing free poker for betpoints of virtually no value to him and he made a play on a nitty player who folds a lot of the time there. If the shover loses he laughs and reloads.

This isn't 5/10 NL for cash buddy.

[Auto Donk]

Maybe it's sleep deprivation but I can't even understand what she's bringing me proof of.....

So, fckit, I'll let her keep her job, subject to some pretty extreme sexual harrassment

[SharpAngles]

No Pair or Backdoor straight draw, nothing at all. Either one of 2 things here; either he is the most horrible player on the planet or he knew runner runner flush would come to save his life. He's drawing dead on the flop; he had to get runner runner for a miracle to win the hand. He 3 bet on the flop with total air, that says alot about this hand.

God I would love to sit at a cash table with you

[reigle9]

Idk how you can be drawing dead and win the hand lol.

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

^^ and ^^

As AntCheatyStiffy gets buried... yet again.