[Auto Donk]

Ok, waves.... heard back from yisman, and he will act as guarantor/surety backing me on a 5k betpoints heads up challenge between you and I. In other words, in the unlikely event that you win and I don't have 5k in my account on 1/1/16, he will pay off the balance of what I can't pay, up to 5000 betpoints. In the even more unlikely event that I have zero in my account on 1/1/16, for example, he would pay the entire 5k, which I would then owe him per loan terms agreed to between him and myself.

In the spirit of full disclosure, when I dust your ass, I've agreed to ship 500 of your points to Yis, simply for backing me in the unlikely event that I need any backing.

So, if you accept my challenge, you can post up the 5k with him, or if you don't want to post up the points you can find a similar surety/guarantor acceptable to me to back you, as I don't trust you any further than ttwarrior can throw you.

To sum it up, we're betting 5,000 bet points heads up, and whoever is leading on the yearly leaderboard as of 8 am EST on 1/1/16 wins the bet. (the end time will allow for your late night antics on 12/31/15 should there be a late night trny that evening that applies to the yearly leaderboard.)

I don't know if you've acquired any points yet this year, I cashed in that one daily I played, getting 9th I think. Let me know if you have, and I assume we can knock those points off our total at the end of the year. I'll take a screen shot or photo and post my info on cashes, and you can do the same. Mine says "1 for 110".

Good luck, wwaves......... you're gonna need it.

And now you will see how I contend with you when I fully understand that I have a heads up challenge going on with you....

Yis, I would be grateful if you would acknowledge in this thread that you have agreed to back me as set forth above. Thanks!

And now let the fun begin!

[Lowly Oaftard]

Well Donker, you have to consider yourself to be a pretty big favorite in this contest. You are probably at least a 4:1 favorite in any given event against Bobbo, and you seem committed to play in all of the tourneys so that you can have bragging rights come the end of the year. How about I put up 1500 points at 1:2.5 ( well short of your expected edge), so you can make some more easy points when you bring home the gold and the make the victory that much sweeter? We can even make the settle date Feb 1st 2016, in case either of us are short on points come the end of the year....no post up required.

[Auto Donk]

hmm..... something's fishier here than a hyper-vortexed transducer....... you made money on wwaves when tdb ran ice cold in december; I don't think I necessarily want to give you any incentive to educate wwwaves on your shift-keying/transducing/vortexing ways....... and given ww's stellar leaderboard finishes, putting me at 4:1 is..... well, .... actually...... pretty spot on.... can't argue with that.........

[bobbywaves]

Since you're not posting up, Yis needs to post in this thread stating he has your 5k wager covered in case you lose.

Funny how you're not offering me 2-1 odds now, like you did with your prior welching bet.

[yisman]

I have agreed to back donker

[bobbywaves]

No screenshots necessary, I have no points or badge from 1/2. I can see your badge & 110pt advantage, which can be deducted at years end.

[Auto Donk]

Since you're not posting up, Yis needs to post in this thread stating he has your 5k wager covered in case you lose.

Funny how you're not offering me 2-1 odds now, like you did with your prior welching bet.

waves, if my big mouth hadn't gotten me doom switched with sbr, and if I didn't lose time after time after m f'n time on sbr with 2-1,3-1, and 4-1 favs when I get it all in for my trny life, I'd offer you 20-1 odds.........

but just as we saw with TDB, sbr can be cruel to the obviously better, more skilled player.........

But now that I ACTUALLY KNOW we have a challenge, I will straight up fckin' own you............

[GUMMO77]

Does anyone else want to give odds on this? If so, I'll put up 2k most likely.

Just post the odds here or the link to it on the Betpoints forum.

Thanks

[bobbywaves]

waves, if my big mouth hadn't gotten me doom switched with sbr, and if I didn't lose time after time after m f'n time on sbr with 2-1,3-1, and 4-1 favs when I get it all in for my trny life, I'd offer you 20-1 odds.........

but just as we saw with TDB, sbr can be cruel to the obviously better, more skilled player.........

But now that I ACTUALLY KNOW we have a challenge, I will straight up fckin' own you............

Not offering me 2-1 odds like your last offer, only means you don't believe the Donkey shit you spew.

[Slanina]

Does anyone else want to give odds on this? If so, I'll put up 2k most likely.

Just post the odds here or the link to it on the Betpoints forum.

Thanks

Was about to ask the same.

[Slanina]

Either of you two want to bet me for leaderboard? I'd like to do 1k or 2k.

[GUMMO77]

Was about to ask the same.

I'm sure someone will come along and have something for us degens

[bobbywaves]

Either of you two want to bet me for leaderboard? I'd like to do 1k or 2k.

Besides the 5k with Donkey, I also have 1.5k going with POS. So I'm good for now, but thanks for offer anyway.

Basically I like challenge locks against maniac style players such as: Tripe, POS, & Donkey.

You're a very solid player Slanina, so to me it's a coin flip. I prefer betting locks.

[Auto Donk]

Not offering me 2-1 odds like your last offer, only means you don't believe the Donkey shit you spew.

no, wwaves, that's not it at all.... I just know sbr poker all too well........ the only reason i'm not giving you five to one just played out in a forum you're far too afraid to venture into...... nlhe ring game on sbr.......

a mere five minutes ago:

hero dealt kk
eveyone's favorite villian -- p o 69 -- dealt xx

knowing p o 69 to be loose as shit, i limp, hoping to avoid an ace flop, and set my trap

po raises, to around 20, if memory serves me right...... I call........ (i have about 550, he has in he neighborhood of 600)

flop: k 4 3

I check, he fires 40 something, if i recall correctly.... i smooth call..... trap is set, i'm going to take the majority of his chips.....

turn j

he fires a big bet, I smooth call.......

river 10

we get it all in.........

I lose the hand.........

THAT, WHICH JUST HAPPENED FIVE MINS AGO, IS WHY I'M NOT GIVEN YOU 2-1, 5-1, OR EVEN 20-1 ODDS..... the latter being probably the most accurate if we weren't playing crappy programmed poker......

[yisman]

I'm sure someone will come along and have something for us degens

I wouldn't mind taking bets, but I really don't know where to set the odds on these things.

[Slanina]

I wouldn't mind taking bets, but I really don't know where to set the odds on these things.

Personally, I think BW would be favored. Perhaps 1:2 odds. AD is a homerun player. Lives or dies by big cashes. Bobby's big cashes are just bonuses to his grind strategy. Not knocking you at all, AD. Long term I have to believe his style will come up on top. Of course, this is just one man's opinion. Good luck to both of you, though. Should be some interesting commentary for the next 12 months.

[GUMMO77]

I wouldn't mind taking bets, but I really don't know where to set the odds on these things.

I'll do straight up with my points on Bobby for 2k, if that works for you.

[daneblazer]

What are the odds here?

[yisman]

I'll do straight up with my points on Bobby for 2k, if that works for you.

I'll pass. Just have people make offers and try to bet each other I guess.

[sweep]

maybe sbr can put up odds in the book?

check in sbr_douglas

[bobbywaves]

To set proper odds, all we really have to work with is 2014 results: (Post #8)
http://www.sportsbookreview.com/foru...aderboard.html


Waves - 26,430
Donkey - 21,280

[Auto Donk]

To set proper odds, all we really have to work with is 2014 results: (Post #8)
http://www.sportsbookreview.com/foru...aderboard.html


Waves - 26,430
Donkey - 21,280

too bad the "yearly leaderboard" omits the four sunday first places, three saturday first places, and my nye first place....... totalling over 8k in points. also, i finished fifth or sixth in last year's january promo trny, for another 5k in points..... (and i'm not even mentioning the 30-40 other weekend cashes that weren't first place finishes). since we know your pussy-ass is afraid to play sats/suns b/c u know u suck too much too cash, and since you never cash in any sizable trny such as the nye trny, the actual totals are more like:

wussy: 26430

AD: 34,280+

so, ww..... i put up more than 8,000+ points, at the very least, than u last year overall.......

[bobbywaves]

too bad the "yearly leaderboard" omits the four sunday first places, three saturday first places, and my nye first place....... totalling over 8k in points. also, i finished fifth or sixth in last year's january promo trny, for another 5k in points..... (and i'm not even mentioning the 30-40 other weekend cashes that weren't first place finishes). since we know your pussy-ass is afraid to play sats/suns b/c u know u suck too much too cash, and since you never cash in any sizable trny such as the nye trny

Since weekend tourney's mean nothing, I don't play. Congrats on outperforming someone not playing though, obviously the only way a Donkey can win.

"I never cash in any sizable trny?" You suffering from Alzheimer's or just selective memory issues? Let me refresh your memory with this 2nd place finish not too long ago on 9/6/14, pocketing 7,500:

http://www.sportsbookreview.com/foru...ts.html?slf=36

http://store.sportsbookreview.com/po...ction/10499313

[mpaschal34]

By what waves posted (last years numbers). I'd say a 1000 point wager should yield somewhere around 1240 if you were taking donk.

with those underdog odds, I'd be willing to put 1000 on donk. Anyone want to book that bet? I'm good for those points. Could send 100 now in good faith (and the rest as I accumulate them).

[Auto Donk]

you know the old cliche' wussy, so i won't even put it up here now...... but it certainly applies to your one decent finish in a non-daily trny

one substantial cash in a "sbr substantial" trny, ie, u won about 250 bucks for getting second..... that's a small buyin for a real trny..... you're still a good 3-4000 pts behind me as far as pts acquired via trnies last year.......

[GUMMO77]

By what waves posted (last years numbers). I'd say a 1000 point wager should yield somewhere around 1240 if you were taking donk.

with those underdog odds, I'd be willing to put 1000 on donk. Anyone want to book that bet? I'm good for those points. Could send 100 now in good faith (and the rest as I accumulate them).

Sure.

You're on Donk for 1,000 to win 1240, right?

No need to send any points, obviously you're good for it.

Forgot to ask: We're talking about only the M-F tournaments, right? No weekends.

[GUMMO77]

Donk is good people and a good player, no doubt, but Bobby seems to have the time and energy to play in every tournament while picking one that favors him the most. It's hard to beat someone like that on SBR poker where quantity really matters.

[mpaschal34]

Gummy... That is correct. Confirmed!

[GUMMO77]

Gummy... That is correct. Confirmed!

We'll get our points worth on this with these two nuts

[mpaschal34]

It should be entertaining. Guess I'll have to start playing against waves to try and protect my investment.

[downsouth]

Donk is good people and a good player, no doubt, but Bobby seems to have the time and energy to play in every tournament while picking one that favors him the most. It's hard to beat someone like that on SBR poker where quantity really matters.

Yeah, definitely gives you certain advantages when you know Monday thru Friday of every day during the year you will be able to pick which of the evening tourneys 7 thru 11 has the least people potentially. Will make it hard for donk to overcome if he is unable to do the same thing.

[bobbywaves]

you're still a good 3-4000 pts behind me as far as pts acquired via trnies last year.......

Poor jackass still in denial about weekends not counting. If weekends counted, I would play.

I dusted you by 5k+....If weekends counted & I played, no doubt you would lose by 10k+.

[sweep]

mrs. waves must have a closet full of dildo's

[bobbywaves]

It should be entertaining. Guess I'll have to start playing against waves to try and protect my investment.

That's ok, Mr. Gummo can play in Donkey's tourney's to protect his investment as well.

[downsouth]

mrs. waves must have a closet full of dildo's

More colors than the rainbow.