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    stevek173
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    The issue with picking up old women playing slots in casinos to try to get into their will is that they are dwindling their fortune away at that exact moment

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    easy to find a 50yo 175 pound chick who baths 2x per week and has a 3pac cig habit playing slots! Easy prey

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    Just lost $15 playing Keno
    Off to the race book

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Odom View Post
    easy to find a 50yo 175 pound chick who baths 2x per week and has a 3pac cig habit playing slots! Easy prey
    I like to shoot for older, you want to minimize you time served

    Have to catch the little things too. Smoking generics - no money, stay away. Smoking L&M's get in there.

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    stevek , one more thing

    if she is connected to an Oxygen Tank... Pass on her

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    Disagree.

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    Jj?

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    Did u take 50 bucks to the high roller slots and pray yet jj?

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    It is not possible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Enkhbat View Post
    It is not possible.
    Indirectly it is

    -Put $20 in a machine and act like ur playing

    -Wait until cocktail waitress comes by and take 2 water bottles off the tray. You can't tip so it's kind of ghetto but it's not as bad as ordering something and not tipping.

    -Put them in your high end book bag and move to another area of the casino. Repeat. Do this all over Vegas collecting 100-200 water bottles a day.

    -Sell the water bottles on a pedestrian bridge, preferably between Bellagio and Caesar's because that's where most of the fat people stay who get really thirsty.

    -Beat up the guy who sells there for $1 a bottle and tell him not to come back

    -Sell the water for $1.50 a bottle. It will average to about $1.75 a bottle because half the people will tell you to keep the change.

    -Invest your daily income in rental properties and index funds
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    Dlo how long did you run that? No way that just comes without firsthand knowledge.

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    Dude, just play the slow moving sports lines at some of these Vegas books.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Odom View Post
    stevek , one more thing

    if she is connected to an Oxygen Tank... Pass on her
    Steve, tell more. I know you're sharp as a tack.

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    From my experience 80% of women that play live poker are lesbians.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crypt View Post
    From my experience 80% of women that play live poker are lesbians.
    maybe they're just not into you

    i was playing next to a cute girl at bellagio one time, and she was rubbing my leg (and a bit more) under the table... still not sure what the angle was but i would play poker 24/7 if i could have that experience again

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    Lol

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    there are a lot of hustles in Vegas

    just have to be patient and not expecting to become a millionaire in a month

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