1. 09-30-14 04:16 PM #1
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    AutoDonk Sucks at Poker awaiting WussyWaves at 5-10 nlhe table........

    Ok ww; here's your chance to show everyone how much I suck at poker.... I'm waiting for you at the $5-$10 nlhe table with 1,000 in chips...... come take em, you giant of the sbr poker world...... you spout off that I cannot win because I suck..... come get some easy money, putz.........

    set down your drink at I-Candy and come play!!!!!!
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  2. 09-30-14 04:52 PM #2
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    ready to eat some pussy............

    here pussy, pussy pussywaves, here pussy pussy pussy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  3. 09-30-14 06:36 PM #3
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    alright, wussycan'tbackupmysmackpussywaves..... sat at the table for around two hours with 1,000 ready to ship your "superior" poker playin' ass, but u cowardly ducked and couldn't come back up your big mouth with any play..... all talk, no action u pzzy.........

    instead of backin' up ur lame ass smack, you spent the time making excuses on the message boards -- clearly u were available to play you f'n pussy -- and ducked me......... i rec'd a message or two saying you'd never show..... all talk, no action....... no action from u unless your bilking people on ur scamming gambling site...... rec'd messages on your antics in that regard, as well........ how the fck did u manage to screw people over????? you're too damn dumb to pull any scam from what I see...........
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  4. 09-30-14 07:15 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    you're too damn dumb to pull any scam from what I see...........
    You're too ignorant to be a lawyer from what I see. Still waiting for you to post up on 2014 annual challenge pussy.
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  5. 10-01-14 09:40 PM #5
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    put ur money where your mouth is, ww...... that lawyer bet is still open.... pick who you want me to post my 4500 vs. your 3000, and it's on, bitch......
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  6. 10-01-14 09:50 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    put ur money where your mouth is, ww...... that lawyer bet is still open.... pick who you want me to post my 4500 vs. your 3000, and it's on, bitch......
    Doesn't matter who I pick...Don't trust the fraudulent documents you send, bitch.
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  7. 10-02-14 08:49 AM #7
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    ducking again, I see, pussy boy...... typical cowardly waves, talks shit and cant back it up....... f u!

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  8. 10-02-14 11:55 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    Donkey talks shit and cant back it up.


    Unlike you, I don't welch on bets. I'm kicking your ass in 2014 tourney's, indisputable fact.
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  9. 10-02-14 01:42 PM #9
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    you're dodging and ducking my 2015 heads up challenge, and my outstanding 1.5 to 1 odds "Auto Donk, Esq." Challenge, and my daily "Autodonk Sucks at Poker vs. PussyBoyBobbyWaves Heads up Ring Game 1000 pt. plus" Challange...... and we all know why:

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  10. 10-02-14 02:58 PM #10
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    Waves if you're not going to play him heads up, take that Eagles aviator down. You're an embarrassment to eagles fans everywhere. This is a blue collar town. Let's go
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  11. 10-02-14 03:35 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by USCPHILLYGUY View Post
    Waves if you're not going to play him heads up, take that Eagles aviator down. You're an embarrassment to eagles fans everywhere. This is a blue collar town. Let's go
    I never play Holdem' bingo. Especially against proven welchers, read up & educate yourself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bobbywaves View Post
    I never play Holdem' bingo. Especially against proven welchers, read up & educate yourself.
    Guys got 1000 chips at the table. How's he welching?
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  13. 10-02-14 04:45 PM #13
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    Like I said, read up & educate yourself: http://www.sportsbookreview.com/foru...what-meow.html

    What table you lookin at? Donkey isn't sitting anywhere with 1,000. Guy is a broke dikk fukk welcher, with 12 pts to his name.
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  14. 10-02-14 05:21 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by USCPHILLYGUY View Post
    Guys got 1000 chips at the table. How's he welching?
    He's not welching of course, not possible to 'welch" at a ring game where post up is required. However, bobbo's comments above reveal his mentality: he refuses to play ring games unless there's a minimum of 600% bonus added to the pot, as there is with daily tournaments. He knows he simply can't win without an overlay by folding everything but premium hands, so he chooses to spend his considerable time looking for tiny edges in daily poker tournaments instead of playing ring games and profiting, like donk and others.

    I've said it before, but it rings so true I'll repeat: holdem is a game where you get paid for deceiving your opponent, and bobbo is unable to deceive anyone but himself (waiting until long after donk steps off table and claiming not to see him just one of countless examples)....it's no surprise he's ducking and running away from every challenge when he's unable to win any of them. Poor guy might finally be learning that making up categories to try to excel in doesn't a solid poker player make
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  15. 10-02-14 07:05 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Triple_D_Bet View Post
    He's not welching of course, not possible to 'welch" at a ring game where post up is required
    Of course it's impossible to welch in a ring game, post where I said that. It's well documented Donkey welched on a poker bet, illiterate prick: http://www.sportsbookreview.com/foru...what-meow.html
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    Quote Originally Posted by bobbywaves View Post
    Of course it's impossible to welch in a ring game, post where I said that. It's well documented Donkey welched on a poker bet, illiterate prick: http://www.sportsbookreview.com/foru...what-meow.html
    Never claimed you said it...however, your insistence on bringing up a previous "welching" has nothing to do with why you're ducking him currently. FFS man...just admit you suck at ring/non-huge-overlay poker and move on
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  17. 10-02-14 08:51 PM #17
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    I'm ducking Donkey when I'm encouraging you to loan the broke dikk 6k, so Donkey & I can play out the 2014 bet he welched on?
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  18. 10-02-14 09:53 PM #18
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    ur ducking alright.... b/c ur a pussy...... ducked heads up nlhe 1000 pt plus challenge, 2015 heads up challange, and auto esq. challenge.

    and u stupid fck, u wouldn't know a welshman if he kicked u in the nuts..... or in your case, your case, your big flappin stinky vagina!
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