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Thanks alot, Whining Wussy Waves!!!
Qualia went over to HQ at Surpriseyou've Been Riveredagain to inquire about the lack of dailies this week, and was informed that the brass was sick of Wussy Waves' incessant lil boy bitch whining about shifting times between ten and noon, so they shit-canned this weeks tournies altogether to shut the whiny little bitch up.....
Thanks, Wussy, job well done as usual.... I'm convinced now you can fuk up just about anything!
Last edited by Auto Donk; 09-30-14 at 09:14 AM. Reason: yes, that is a mf'n poker badge u see below; won it despite three mysterious discnnts just prior to the money/final table....
While I'm disappointed with no dailies, I cannot blame him with that reasoning....
"reasoning"???? not reasoning, it's the cold hard facts....Originally Posted by Fire in da hole
My Chimp's reputation for dealing with sbr brass is beyond reproach. He's consistently brought "esby R Posers" the inside scoop straight from HQ, whether it be through hacking the computer system to bring you world poker cup hourly updates (before he hit his bong that day, anyway, and got confused and lost track of what the fck he was doing), to sweet talking Jackie blew and SBRAnnie for players' personal financial and address information, to utilizing flat-out, "take no shit" strong-arm tactics to deal with SBR brass' harsh decision to unfairly doom switch certain members..... And in case you've already forgotten about the latter, here's a little refresher video of Bongo dealing with SBR Brass in a firm, but fair, manner:
As some of you have expressed concern about whether my little chimp might have harmed some sbr employees, possibly murdering some of them, I can only say that "I don't fukin know", but until today he's generally been laying low, spending time between a safehouse and the basement/kitchen of a local bordello here in San Jose, sometimes picking up some extra cash by assisting with the nightly donkey shows (he leads the donkey on stage, and holds one of the donk's hind legs once they flip him over on his back).
As for shooting up SBR headquarters, chimp was flat out busted there, as you can clearly see bullets from his AK riddling the main conference room at SBR, and hitting some of the decorative shrubbery they maintain there. A few of the ceo's prized plastic conference room chairs took bullets, as well, and they blamed Bongo for another plastic chair that an overly-clumsy employee actually broke while diving out of the way of the hail of gunfire my chimp unleashed....
And of course, as chimp's caretaker/D&P provider (drug/pussy), I got sent the fckin' bill for the damages. I reached a settlement to pay for the damages to SBR out of my betpoints acquired at the tables..... Don't worry, triple D.... your loan is ok, as the entire tab for shooting up that shithole came only to 479 points, so you'll still get paid! (I'd originally hoped the damages were much higher, say 2000 bet points, so that it would be in SBR's own interest to have me win at poker and thus remove the doom switch..... fuk dat, no luck there.......)
Bottom line, one best not fuk with B-Kway or question the veracity of the information he collects over at sbr.... He's a Bad Mother -shut yor Mouth!!!!
don't believe me? Chimp may look young as a fuk, but he used to party with these guys:
(they even coined the well known phrase from this song after a night of smoking hashish with chimp...)
Last edited by Auto Donk; 09-30-14 at 12:07 PM. Reason: Chimp pointed out it only makes sense that I wouldn't see eye to eye with a guy with fire shooting out of his ass.......
it will be a joy collecting from bobbo...
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Obviously I'm not to blame.......But I do get entertainment value from Donkey bitching about no dailies, when he rarely cashes & sucks at poker.
once again u show ur inability to comprehend the simplist concepts of communicating in the English language. Nowhere do I bitch about the loss of the dailies, as I'm doom switched and cannot win in them. I'm just pointing out, very succinctly, that Chimp confirmed you fuked it up for everyone with your whiny little snivelly bullshit about trny times......... I'm busy in the middle east right now anyway.........
probably better off donker...I have seen first hand how bad he has been running of late and the week off might be good to clear the head and come back focused next week
p.s...... my apologies for putting up that f'n "Shaft" video.... had no idea isaac was gonna bust out of that mink and red-eye us with skin-tight jj gold tights on ...... holy shit!!!!!!! how hi was that mother fuker to put on that gear and that "gold chain" smock!!!!!!
The poker schedule did show dailies for today....
Maybe there is some truth to Auto Donk
Quandary
p.s.s. although that shaft video did have some historical relevance, as it shows the world what the Reverend Jessie Fuckkin Jackson was doing before he started up his bullshit church.......
You bitched by creating a thread blaming me, so you obviously care about missing 4 dailies. My thread was stating the truth of poor communication to the players. If the truth ruffled enough feathers to take dailies away, then so be it.
Doom switchYou can't win when you suck at poker chump.
I think one thing every poker regular can agree on is the poor communication from the SBR staff to the players...
never, ever underestimate the heart of a champion, or the knowledge of a Bad-Ass-High-as-Fuk Chimp with charm and grace who is freelancing about in Central America waiting for the day that he gets to rip the nuts off a dumbass illiterate wussy!!!!!The poker schedule did show dailies for today....
Maybe there is some truth to Auto Donk
Quandary
tell u what, pussywaves.... since i suck so bad at poker, you should have no problem grabbin a thousand of your "hoarded" points and sitting down with me at the 5-10 or 10-20 nlhe tables, for a heads up match for either two hours in duration or until you are felted. (I guess I should throw out the highly unlikely condition to playing that if i'm felted by you, the match is over as well.....)You bitched by creating a thread blaming me, so you obviously care about missing 4 dailies. My thread was stating the truth of poor communication to the players. If the truth ruffled enough feathers to take dailies away, then so be it.
Doom switch
okay, pussyboywaves, put your money where your mouth is...... if i'm so bad, and you're so good, you should have no problem going heads up with me at the tables.......
(now, start ducking, making excuses, blowing people, etc, etc, etc, as to why you can't commit two hours, probably much less time since I will crush you, to playing me heads up!)
Last edited by Auto Donk; 09-30-14 at 01:47 PM. Reason: it'll give people something to watch and kill time since you f'ckd over their ability to play the dailies for entertainment!
one sure way to get ol wussywaves off the message bd, on which he was chirping off non-stop 20-30 minutes ago, is to issue a challenge he wants to avoid at all costs...... comon' pussyboy....
u know you're doing nothing but sitting around watching porn on gaytube.com and reading sbr messages..... COME PLAY SOME POKER WITH ME, PUSSY!!!!!!!!!
anyone seen wussywaves???? he was all up in here until about an hour ago................. hmmmm, must be happy hour at Woody's on 13th Street......
Hold on, Chimp just pulled up the gps we stuck on ol ww's car (nice work on B-Kway's part, and t.y. sbr for you help), and ww' car is being shown as cruising up and down Chestnut and Pine Streets in Philly......... no surprise there........ hope ww took his knee pads; looks like he's gonna be in for a busy afternoon!!!
Not sure where he went donk, but since I'm checking in, he might just stay away...after 8 months of trying to tell me he's better than me on an almost-daily basis, he seems to have gone oddly silent on the matter
Would love to kick more of your Donkey ass, but unfortunately you welched on a 5k bet. Waves doesn't play with welchers. Post up your pts for 2014 annual challenge pussy.
quit making excuses, pussy, come get a taste.........
sitting n waiting for you to back up your big fuckin' mouth
get in here, pyussy
In donk's defense, waves doesn't seem to play well with anyone in a heads-up challenge, as he's lost every one of them so far and is on track to lose even more
you want posting up, pussyboywaves?????
i got 1000 posted on the table for you and you only, mf.......... come back up your big f'n mouth and take em!!!!!
I would easily win my 5k HU challenge with Donkey. He knows it as well, thus the welch.In donk's defense, waves doesn't seem to play well with anyone in a heads-up challenge, as he's lost every one of them so far and is on track to lose even more
Post up 1,000 or more in annual challenge pussy.
That's right you can't, as you have a measly 21 pts. Take out another loan loser. The problem for Donkey, he can't welch when postíng up.
i've got one k still posted up, pussyboyexcuseswaves!!!!!!!
You sure about that? You said the same thing about DS, and he destroyed you. You claimed the same about me, and yet here we are with me leading. Fact is you've been schooled in every poker-related bet or challenge you've made this year, and the amount you're going to end up paying out fir this year will be about what you slaved away to earn for the year. 1000+ hours of your "valuable" time down the drain, and all because you can't recognize when you're beatI would easily win my 5k HU challenge with Donkey. He knows it as well, thus the welch.
i have all the confidence in the world that unless i'm totally d-switched during the upcoming program, I'll be passin' waves such that he will cherish the day I rejected his lame ass counter..........
I'm so confident, I'm offering Donkey to get in on annual challenge again. Of course he needs to post up, as his welching demonstrates he can't be trusted. If you weren't so pts broke, you could loan Donkey 5k to post up in 2014 challenge.
pussyboy, you still haven't accepted my 2015 heds up challange.... say hte word, and i'll post pts tomorrow!!!!!
Post up for our 2014 challenge first, as we previously agreed upon. Then I'll give you a chance to win all your pts back in 2015 chump.
you had a big chance yesterday and you pussied out...... had a thousand with your name on em and you were to afraid to sit down and play...... did your mommy change your diaper yesterday after you cowardly slinked away and refused to even try to back up your lame ass smack? did she wipe the drivel from your bubbling lips, and rub vaseline all over your little worn out hiney from a rough day at I-Candy there in philly, you little pussy????? COME GET A TASTE, WW!!!!!!l
you chicken-shittedly ducked me yesterday; have more points today to dust your pussy ass any time!!!!!! i'll even play your bullshit hi lo Omaha and take all ur chips there, too, fckweed............
Last edited by Auto Donk; 10-01-14 at 12:39 PM.
Hey broke dikk, you're not playing anyone with 12 pts to your name.
Obviously no tourney cashes for you to rollover.
hey pussy, say the word and i'll be crushing your ass with a 1000 pts heads up.... im sure i get get the max buyin in short order to behead you like a french hiker at the tables..... now go get your shine box you little cowardly pussy!
It'll just go down the same way donker; he'll ignore and duck ya until you send the points back or transfer them to sportsbook, then he'll chime in claiming his "high score" (how he sees points balance) is higher than yours. Gotta give the guy some credit, he's finally realized how bad he is and isn't looking to lose any more points in poker...maybe in a couple years he'll be able to admit it's because he's terrible, but it'll do for now
Tripe...loan Donkey your remaining 6k, so he can post up in the 2014 challenge he previously welched on.
If this doesn't happen, it only verifies one thing: Donkey is a welching pussy.
Bobbo dense as ever...even when treating points as a high score, he can't even take 2 seconds to see how many points a guy actually has and runs his mouthTripe...loan Donkey your remaining 6k, so he can post up in the 2014 challenge he previously welched on.
If this doesn't happen, it only verifies one thing: Donkey is a welching pussy.
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