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    Auto Donk
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    Fu sbr! And f ur 69 and 22 as well............

    GOOD OL SBULLSHITR...............

    In today's "SBR STICK THE PRICK IN AUTODONK'S ASS TRNY", this shit unfolds, taking me from what should have been a 4500 plus stack to 800 or so chips........

    AD: 99
    dumbass: 69

    dumbass shoves over the top of my 2.5 x bb raise, I call:

    flop - - -; three blanks
    turn: 6
    river: 6

    hey sbullshitr.... stick that up your ass.

    next treasure of a doom switch f'n hand:

    AD: q9
    dumbass: 22

    still tilting from the previous bad beat, I come into hand with q9 in late position.

    flop: q blank blank

    having hit top pair with my q, I shove, he calls with his pair of duces with three overs on bd; for his trny life.........

    NEXT CARD OUT: 2..... DUMBASS HITS 2 OUTER AND now im on life support, out soon thereafter after having to shove in late pos with aten.........

    F U S B R!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Last edited by Auto Donk; 09-13-14 at 12:08 PM. Reason: it's official.... AD gone from site when renewal due.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    it's official.... AD gone from site when renewal due.
    Your renewal due date can't come soon enough.















    [/QUOTE]

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    Auto Donk
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    it's in September... don't know when it's due, but yah, rest assured waves, i'm gone!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    it's in September... don't know when it's due, but yah, rest assured waves, i'm gone!
    Good riddance...Rest assured Donkey, you won't be missed.

    Now ship those 40pts, you won't be needing them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    GOOD OL SBULLSHITR...............

    In today's "SBR STICK THE PRICK IN AUTODONK'S ASS TRNY", this shit unfolds, taking me from what should have been a 4500 plus stack to 800 or so chips........

    AD: 99
    dumbass: 69

    dumbass shoves over the top of my 2.5 x bb raise, I call:

    flop - - -; three blanks
    turn: 6
    river: 6

    hey sbullshitr.... stick that up your ass.

    next treasure of a doom switch f'n hand:

    AD: q9
    dumbass: 22

    still tilting from the previous bad beat, I come into hand with q9 in late position.

    flop: q blank blank

    having hit top pair with my q, I shove, he calls with his pair of duces with three overs on bd; for his trny life.........

    NEXT CARD OUT: 2..... DUMBASS HITS 2 OUTER AND now im on life support, out soon thereafter after having to shove in late pos with aten.........

    F U S B R!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Dude... I honestly haven't seen anyone on here whine as much as you.. and thats saying a lot. Get a hold of yourself man. You're sounding like a B**ch

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    It's points.

    Drink a beer.

    Settle down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PhilTheTHRILL View Post
    Dude... I honestly haven't seen anyone on here whine as much as you.. and thats saying a lot. Get a hold of yourself man. You're sounding like a B**ch
    go post another 500 messages in a week, fukhead.... i'll lay off the whining when two things happen, pzzy.... 1. u lay off the blow that keeps u on here non-stop, and 2. sbr quits penetrating me over with hands in which my opponent has less than a 2 percnet chance of winning, but somehow miraculously does.....

    and since we know neither of those is going to happen, hit another line and stfu, and i'll keep pointing out what a totally rigged, progrrammmed piece of shit poker site this is.... capiche?

    now.... don't u have some blow to snort? everyone awaits your next 100 messages, bitch!
    Last edited by Auto Donk; 09-13-14 at 03:27 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PhilTheTHRILL View Post
    Dude... I honestly haven't seen anyone on here whine as much as you.. and thats saying a lot. Get a hold of yourself man. You're sounding like a B**ch
    wtf.... two for one postings...... and phil, "I gotta missed call from yo bitch...... she wanna suck my dick!"
    Last edited by Auto Donk; 09-13-14 at 03:25 PM.

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    u mad

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    go post another 500 messages in a day, fukhead

    WTF are you talking about you freak. I've been a member since 10/07/13.. as it clearly states under my avatar.. WTF are you talking about?

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    it's all over here, dumbass... .i read it on this piece of shit sites' message board, so it must be true.... you post here non stop while snorting tony montana sized lines...........
    Last edited by Auto Donk; 09-13-14 at 03:29 PM. Reason: your bitch read my shirt... she won't stop callin me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    it's all over here, dumbass... .i read it on this piece of shit sites' message board, so it must be true.... you post here non stop while snorting tony montana sized lines...........
    Haha you are a moron.. So you are using what someone else said as your proof huh.. Makes a TON of sense bro.. Haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    it's all over here, dumbass... .i read it on this piece of shit sites' message board, so it must be true.... you post here non stop while snorting tony montana sized lines...........
    By the way.. U mad bro?

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    Quote Originally Posted by PhilTheTHRILL View Post
    Haha you are a moron.. So you are using what someone else said as your proof huh.. Makes a TON of sense bro.. Haha
    CHOP CHOP CHOP.... SNORT SNORT SNORT......
    ck
    DID i mention i gotta call missed call from yo bitch.......... she wanna suck my dick!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    CHOP CHOP CHOP.... SNORT SNORT SNORT......
    ck
    DID i mention i gotta call missed call from yo bitch.......... she wanna suck my dick!!!!!
    Lol.. You make yourself look like such a moron. It's hilarious.. keep going!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PhilTheTHRILL View Post
    Lol.. You make yourself look like such a moron. It's hilarious.. keep going!!!
    can't.... your bitch just showed up and is about to get her suck on.............

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    can't.... your bitch just showed up and is about to get her suck on.............
    That's it? Come on dude.. You can make yourself look like more of a loser than that..

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    Retard of the year, hands down.

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    And just to be clear.. you have been on this site 1 month longer then me.. and have about a thousand more posts then me.

    HAHA

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    if I ever need a lawyer to represent me, im picking Saul over this guy




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    Quote Originally Posted by bobbywaves View Post
    Good riddance...Rest assured Donkey, you won't be missed.

    Now ship those 40pts, you won't be needing them.
    Good to see you've resumed posting bobbo...now that you're back, care to weigh in?

    Quote Originally Posted by boeing power View Post
    So triple has a small lead...triple should be -120 to win now.

    bobby.....I want to bet 6000 at -120 for tripleD to win....offer open for 24 hours
    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/foru...l#post22578783


    Seems like an easy 6k for you since you believe you're a "lock" to win

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    Think that was me when he made a poker thread asking for 10 points. After being up for like 18 hours I think I missed the 2013 lol my bad. But it is funny he tried to hold it against you

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    Quote Originally Posted by onerous View Post
    Think that was me when he made a poker thread asking for 10 points. After being up for like 18 hours I think I missed the 2013 lol my bad. But it is funny he tried to hold it against you
    his bitch finally left.... sunday at ten a.m. she started trying to nest.... about had to call him to come get her.... finally had Bongo drag her by her nappy-ass weave, kicking and screaming, down to the curb....... bongo then decided on his own to go all "Ray Rice" on da bitch, kicked her in the ass a few times, then knocked dat ho clean out! damn u gotta love that chimp..... he should be starting in the NFL!
    Last edited by Auto Donk; 09-14-14 at 10:48 AM.

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