1. 07-25-14 11:13 AM #1
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    SBR Explanation of Disconnects/Log in Problems....

    We all know that the SBR "professionals" screwed the pooch and failed to update the SSL certificate.... but we didn't know WHY they failed to, until now:

    (apparently, as seen below, there was some sort of "tussle" that occurred in the SBR Break Room shortly before the update was scheduled to be done.) Bongo came to my office and told me about it, and since it's pretty much an everyday occurrence here in our workplace, I just sent him down with my phone and told him to get some good footage..... Notice that all our favorites are spotted in the vid..... jo jo, Jackie, shari, bitemeusadoj, and several other sbr employees.....

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  2. 07-25-14 11:33 AM #2
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    Bongo is S...H...A...R...P
    It's like I told Loshak afterward, if it wasn't 2 on 1, I think he woulda won the fight.

    Telling Lou he's "got aids now, bitch" was a lil low & over the top, IMO.
    Even for Loshak... gotz to take your beatdown like a 'man', honey.

    Anyway... our techs are diligently working on the poker client problems... ah, in between some Naughty America episodes, o'course.

    BTW, who's Bongo's "contact"? (Snowden? a.k.a. Russian Rocket)
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  3. 07-25-14 11:34 AM #3
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    I assume Bite was the bleeding tranny?
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  4. 07-25-14 11:48 AM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by bobbywaves View Post
    I assume Bite was the bleeding tranny?
    Per usual, Siegfried, your feeble mind is a day late & dollar short.
    All explained above in post #2

    Bongo is so eager to rip your nuts off at the bash he can hardly wait, bobbo.
    I just told him to not be surprised when he goes to grab 'em that he finds nuttin there.
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  5. 07-25-14 11:49 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj View Post
    Bongo is S...H...A...R...P
    It's like I told Loshak afterward, if it wasn't 2 on 1, I think he woulda won the fight.

    Telling Lou he's "got aids now, bitch" was a lil low & over the top, IMO.
    Even for Loshak... gotz to take your beatdown like a 'man', honey.

    Anyway... our techs are diligently working on the poker client problems... ah, in between some Naughty America episodes, o'course.

    BTW, who's Bongo's "contact"? (Snowden? a.k.a. Russian Rocket)
    Bongo is indeed sharp... watch this clip below from our trip to Croatia last year.... we needed some guns to feel safe, so bongo used his wit and "dumb circus chimp" routine to pick up a few peacekeepers for us.... I hidden cam videoed it; he's a damn good actor....
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  6. 07-25-14 11:58 AM #6
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    ps... bongo painted Jackie's nails that nice shade of green, and picked out that cheetah print top for her to wear that morning.... tight ass skirt, my idea......
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  7. 07-25-14 12:57 PM #7
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    Damn Biteme is a superuser IRL too? Like AD said... Make sure your boobs don't fall out next fight. Well played otherwise Miss, Mr....
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  8. 07-25-14 01:22 PM #8
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    How about the mentally handicapped guy who got ahold of a video camera.

    "WORLD STAR! OHHH! OHH! WORLD STAR! OH! WORLD STAR! WORLD STAR!"


    Maybe he frequents tranny hangouts hoping to score.
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  9. 07-25-14 01:34 PM #9
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    I agree yis, I didn't play the thing with sound til I uploaded it; that prick almost makes an otherwise very entertaining video unwatchable....
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  10. 07-25-14 01:51 PM #10
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    Edit by Admin: That tournament has been deleted before it started.

    The 3pm has 1 entry Kidk is happy with the errors
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    We apologize for the inconvenience guys.

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  12. 07-25-14 02:03 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by 4uk4life View Post
    The 3pm has 1 entry Kidk is happy with the errors
    We deleted the tournament.
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    psss... with the BASH upcoming, B-Qway was rather upset that I posted that vid of us in Croatia. As he planning on tappin' some serious ass in the D.R., including some of your wives and girlfriends if they meet his standards, he didn't want them thinking he's that ugly and a fukking murderer..... He's demanded I post photos of him when he wasn't having such a bad day. so to keep the peace around here.....:

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  14. 07-25-14 02:07 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by SBR Forum View Post
    We deleted the tournament.
    Thanks for the update.

    Random fact: You have enough points to buy 694.2352941176471 PIZZA gift cards.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    psss... with the BASH upcoming, B-Qway was rather upset that I posted that vid of us in Croatia. As he planning on tappin' some serious ass in the D.R., including some of your wives and girlfriends if they meet his standards, he didn't want them thinking he's that ugly and a fukking murderer..... He's demanded I post photos of him when he wasn't having such a bad day. so to keep the peace around here.....:

    chimp 2.jpg

    chimp.jpg
    Good use of adorable "pussy" in photo one to snag some "pussy" in photo 2. If half the sbr community had his ability to learn logic it might get hard to play poker round here.
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    B-Quay can play some pretty good poker, and is much more patient than I am, which is why I let him play when wussywaves is at the table. Plus, he's "bastardized" lowly oaftard's shiftkey technique and made it his own. Instead of touching the shift key with his chimp finger, he vigorously slams his balls on the entire keyboard, hitting any number of random keys, and then flips off waves' avatar, and thereafter makes his bets..... if he happens to lose the hand, the shit doesn't hit the fan, it hits the wave's avatar..... I can't wait til sbr has mobile access so I can play on my new "waterproof" smartphone. If its resistant to water, I presume it will repel chimp feces, as well.......
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