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Sbr poker ring games should have a table called "Taking it up the ass bad beats"
Because that's the table I end up every fuk'in time I attempt to roll over any fuk'in points here! Come on make this happen! At least this way I know in advance what to fuk'in expect! Such bullshit! Even heads up, the guy I'm playing against wins every god damn hand, even with a single fuk'in high card. Straight up your fuk'in ass SBR!
Should start selling enemas in the SBR store
SBR should also have a table called "Cry me a River"
lolOriginally Posted by JAKEPEAVY21
I look forward to many large group gatherings on table " take it up the ass"
Oh thought that was the dalies
Why do the worst players always cry the most?
Mike, I've seen you play in the dailies. You are awful. So god-awful words can't even describe it.
I've witnessed you limping in with about six big blinds left, only to fold to a re-raise. It's inconceivable how truly terrible you are.
Maybe put down the alcohol and guitar for a while, and pick up a poker book for dummies. Instead of lashing out at a random number generator, how about taking a good hard look in the mirror? If SBR was out to "get you", why wouldn't they just ban you? It's not like there would be a long list of posters leaving the site in protest.
Dummy.
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Could come up with some good table names here
Grab your ankles
soap droppers
Adam and Steve
Jason Collins
lube up
Endless possibilities
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Last edited by SBR Jonelyn; 06-18-15 at 01:41 PM. Reason: image does not exist
I like it. Just winging it:
Queer Eye for the Straightflush Guy
Centy Patrick Harris
La Cage Aces Fall
Queer as folk & 4uk
Ellen DeAugustus
bobbywaves has 2 daddies and a busted flush draw
You could add
!!! sin an you will get Bite!!!
Last edited by sinmiedo; 06-29-14 at 05:05 PM.
Yeah!
Again asshole, why dont you and your fuk buddy seadouche go hershey pack each other.You're the dumbest fukhead here giant mouthrimjob. So you're watched me play huh troll? Well, obviously you need to take the dick outta your mouth because you don't know shit.
Last edited by mikejamm; 06-29-14 at 03:13 PM.
Here's a few more:
Giant Fudge Ass Packer - Becasue bottom dad just doesn't work on seaweed anymore.
Diamond Flush Ass Reamers - For dip shits who hit the nuts on the river with their 2, 9 suited!
Ghost Pussys - For fake players who think they can get passed Shari with their fake fuk'in accounts!
Broke Dick Donkeys - These assholes show up with 12 pts and shove every hand, leave with 24 pts!
Newbie Luck Fuks - These are the unknown douche bags who win a tourney and now think they're Phil Ivey! Hint: Just fold against these asshole donk boxes.
I would be on that table with you as well....
Hmm Table Names.
Tatddys Bluff = It will be a table where only AutoDonk can play. That way when he makes a side bet He'll be the only witness he needs.
Biteme on DurrRiver
Dane Raiser
Fish N ChipUp
MikeJammed it up the Hole Cards.
TT's Pocket Pair
Same guys out there winning every day thinking they can play lol
Just dont play the guys you know suk and win everyday its more than likely they live in Costa Rica
Centy's Attention Whores - will only sit at table if he can whine to everyfuk'in body there!
Hockey's Shove'in Bitches - show up push all in... it's over in 10 seconds.
The Sin and Wins - It's a Sin how good this guy runs. If he shows up, just give him the chips!
The Unflushable STU's - no way you're gett'in the nuts over on this guy... boat or quads com'in!
The AutoDonk Smacktalkers - fuk yeah, we'll call out your stupid play, and talk smack about it into the next 3 or 4 orbits!
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Ur a douche
Not a table name, just saying what everyone is thinking
what you got against costa rica??? I rather like it here.... water's bad ass crystal clear blue, and speaking of blue, hanging with Ms. Blue on weekends here on the Nicoya Peninsula in costa rica, uh,... i mean, uh, "texas" -- isn't that where i said i lived, i can't remmber--- is bad ass. Plus our soccer team here in costa rica, uh, i mean, "tex-as", is alot better than urs in the US!
Last edited by Auto Donk; 07-06-14 at 07:55 PM. Reason: Greetings from beautiful Costa Rica!!!!
Awe poor Canadian vpn cheat'in pussy whiner bitch centy can't play and come up with a table name? You poor ignorant fudge packer. Must suck to have the personality of the tranny you woke up with this morning. Reached over and realized your "woman" had a dick!
Here ya go cream eater: Centy's circle jerks - a table with extra time, so centy can wipe off his screen after his man / boy skype jizz chat!
How about a table thats called "this is the most boring shit ever" cause thats what Poker is
Nope, being a non pro broke dick fuk, is the most boring shit ever. That and only having 52 posts since 2011.
Every online site has those tables
Mira and pokerstars are the worst,and microgamming poker blows as well
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