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    TheCentaur
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    Who was the donkey here?

    ***** Hand history (v1.2) ***** Hand ID 4231817 $1/$2 NL Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 23:06:16 13/05/2014 ET Table 'Avenue X', 10 seats max, Real money Seat 7 is the button. Small Blind $1, Big Blind $2 Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 10
    Seat 1 (playing) : swordsandtequila, amount $236.95, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
    Seat 3 (playing) : GaryDN, amount $67.30, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
    Seat 4 (playing) : ballahollic2, amount $69.55, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
    Seat 5 (playing) : thecentaur, amount $299.10, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
    Seat 6 (playing) : Optional, amount $95.80, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
    Seat 7 (playing) : ChuckyTheGoat, amount $103.10, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
    Seat 8 (playing) : Blacke, amount $45.30, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
    Seat 9 (playing) : AutoDonk, amount $200, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
    Blacke: Small Blind ($1) AutoDonk: Big Blind ($2)
    ** Dealing Down Cards **
    Dealt to thecentaur: [Qh, As]
    swordsandtequila: Fold
    GaryDN: Fold
    ballahollic2: Fold
    thecentaur: Raise [btn] ($6)
    Optional: Fold
    ChuckyTheGoat: Fold
    Blacke: Fold
    AutoDonk: Call ($4)
    ** Dealing Flop **
    Community cards: [4s, 9d, 5s]
    AutoDonk: Bet ($8)
    thecentaur: Call [btn] ($8)
    ** Dealing Turn **
    Community cards: [8s]
    AutoDonk: Bet ($27)
    thecentaur: Call [btn] ($27)
    ** Dealing River **
    Community cards: [8h]
    AutoDonk: Bet ($63)
    thecentaur: Raise [btn] ($166)
    AutoDonk: Fold
    ** End Round **
    ** Evaluate **
    thecentaur: Show Cards ($0)
    ** Showdown **
    Main pot $309, Rake $3
    Summary thecentaur: bet $207, won $309, net $102, HoleCards [Qh, As], HiHand [a pair of eights] [8s, 8h, As, Qh, 9d], won $309 from main pot
    Dealer: thecentaur shows a pair of eights.
    Dealer: thecentaur wins $309 with a pair of eights.

    AutoDonk: KQ
    AutoDonk: CDOULDN'T REFBLUFF U
    thecentaur: well yeah I put u all in
    AutoDonk: REALLY
    AutoDonk: is gthat what gthe fu kc you call it
    AutoDonk: i thought u were give n me a hand job
    thecentaur: so are you trying to say if you had more chips you would have rebluffed with KQ? Or you couldnt
    thecentaur: rebluff because u had KQ
    AutoDonk: i would have b/c i kjnew ur dum bass didn't have shit
    thecentaur: the way u said it sounded like your hand is what kept you from rebluffing
    AutoDonk: no
    thecentaur: autodonk
    thecentaur: why didnt you go all in then?
    AutoDonk: lack of chips and ur obvious committment in the same vein of mine not giving a penetrate
    swordsandtequila: i need to pay attention and quit watching the penetrating hockey game goddammit
    AutoDonk: i thought ur dumbass would fold with nothing for sixty
    AutoDonk: but ur a bigger donk than i had u figure d for
    thecentaur: if u knew I had nothing why give me the chance to bluff?
    AutoDonk: bb/c i thought u had an ounce of poker skill... i was wrong
    Dealer: Blacke has left the table.
    thecentaur: ur making no sense auto
    AutoDonk: i'm blown out
    AutoDonk: thought id' comimiteed eniuff chips to blow u outta hand
    AutoDonk: ie, force u to give up your bluff
    AutoDonk: allin shove would 've smakcked of steal,, as wellt
    ballahollic2: I am just shipping any hand I play
    thecentaur: cmon man if u knew I had nothing you would have pushed all in and not give me the chance to bluff
    thecentaur: but you didnt know I had nothing
    thecentaur: but you do now
    ChuckyTheGoat: no fold Gold
    AutoDonk: only commit as many chips as u think necssary to get the jobe done
    AutoDonk: i thought sixty whatever would do it
    AutoDonk: anne duke taught me that
    Dealer: AutoDonk is back.
    swordsandtequila: nh opti, gn
    AutoDonk: i just didn't realize ur that poor of a player to repop with air
    thecentaur: so did u make a mistake
    AutoDonk: an underestimation of ur donkness, i call it
    ChuckyTheGoat: Auto Donk is new leader of Players Talk
    AutoDonk: leader of a pack of fools
    thecentaur: so donks outbluff you to steal the hand, what does that make you
    ChuckyTheGoat: JJ Gold has been expelled
    AutoDonk: why
    Last edited by TheCentaur; 05-13-14 at 11:12 PM.

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    ballahollic2
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    Only one I can find is myself for saying I am going to ship every hand

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    well played, Mayweather
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    What do you get when a leprechaun masterbates into a pile of haggis and it sits in the sun for a few days?

    Boingpower and Blightmeusadoj


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    Well played. Looks like you were committed and almost hit the ace high backdoor flush. It's ok, AD is a decent player but there are some more vocal players that say stuff when they didn't get their chips in good and point fingers.

    PS what happened to JJ?

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    BiTeMe UsAdOj
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheCentaur View Post
    What do you get when a leprechaun masterbates into a pile of haggis and it sits in the sun for a few days?

    Boingpower and Blightmeusadoj

    Hmmm... maybe... doesn't change the genealogical facts tho:

    BITE=


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    (Hey boe... what's your timetable for "Johnny Cash"ing Centy? )

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    I'm glad Bite Me is back...

    It's fine if you know your opponent is capable of firing 3 bullets with air or over cards or laying down a pair. That river isn't the greatest bluff card for you.
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    the only startling thing about this hand is centaur started with over 100bbs
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    looked like a pure donkfest to me.... like two donkeys fighting over who goes first in the first of five nightly donkey shows in Tijuana..... both fighting over "nothing good" in reality...... i'm sure annie duke has written about why I only tossed in the bet I did..... which is, generally, only commit as many chips as necessary to make your opponent fold/do whatever it is u want them to do (don't put excess chips at risk)-- I talked to her in detail about this years ago in Vegas one night during the wsop.

    I thought 60 plus would do it on the river, and the only way your calling is with the overpair or trip 8's.... committing the rest of my stack makes me lose the rest of my stack if you have a real hand, whereas most NON-DONKEY players are laying that shit down there based on my bet. You re-popped, in a brazen move, and I knew I can't call with kq for the rest of my chips there, having read u exactly right as having missed with ace big. I folded and saved my chips for another battle, which you witnessed when I added a hundred, then doubled those up to 450 against swords n tequila, when I felted him one or two hands later. However, I also noticed, ur cent-of-puzzy ass sitting out for the next hour rather than playing against me...... how do you manage to sit there idle for so long; they pick my chips up right away if I try that shit..... interesting........
    Last edited by Auto Donk; 05-14-14 at 04:41 PM.

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    not sure what answer you are looking for. he is a better player than you IMO

    raise more preflop
    find out where you are when he leads that ragged ass flop
    turn - whatever
    river - you must be so proud
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    iamamonkey should change his name to iamadonkey:


    ***** Hand history (v1.2) ***** Hand ID 4229240 $0 + $10 Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 23:41:13 12/05/2014 ET Table 'Table 54136', 10 seats max, Real money Seat 10 is the button. Small Blind $75, Big Blind $150 Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 10 Seat 1 (playing) : JediMindPicks, amount $1235, amount bet $0, penalty (None) Seat 2 (playing) : iamamonkey, amount $3643, amount bet $0, penalty (None) Seat 4 (playing) : bobbywaves, amount $2440, amount bet $0, penalty (None) Seat 5 (playing) : ballahollic2, amount $870, amount bet $0, penalty (None) Seat 7 (playing) : ronpaul2008, amount $1705, amount bet $0, penalty (None) Seat 8 (playing) : Stryder, amount $2551, amount bet $0, penalty (None) Seat 9 (playing) : mikejamm, amount $1718, amount bet $0, penalty (None) Seat 10 (playing) : conan, amount $10545, amount bet $0, penalty (None) JediMindPicks: Small Blind ($75) iamamonkey: Big Blind ($150) ** Dealing Down Cards ** Dealt to bobbywaves: [Qh, Qs] bobbywaves: Call [btn] ($150) ballahollic2: Fold ronpaul2008: Fold Stryder: Fold mikejamm: Fold conan: Fold JediMindPicks: Fold iamamonkey: Raise ($900) bobbywaves: Raise [btn] ($2440) iamamonkey: Call ($1540) iamamonkey: Show Cards ($0) bobbywaves: Show Cards ($0) ** Dealing Flop ** Community cards: [3c, Ks, 4s] ** Dealing Turn ** Community cards: [7s] ** Dealing River ** Community cards: [7d] ** End Round ** ** Evaluate ** iamamonkey: Show Cards ($0) bobbywaves: Show Cards ($0) ** Showdown ** Main pot $4955, Rake $0 Summary iamamonkey: bet $2590, won $4955, net $2365, HoleCards [5c, 6c], HiHand [a straight, three to seven] [7s, 6c, 5c, 4s, 3c], won $4955 from main pot Summary bobbywaves: bet $2590, won $0, net $-2590

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    Itsamazing777
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    Not all in but a bigger bet would have been the correct play......

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    ps.... much to my dismay, I forgot to answer centy's original question, i.e., "who was the donkey here?" much like Vinnie's question to the then-hott Marisa Tomaei in "my cousin vinny" --- IT'S A TRICK QUESTION..... WHY? because, by definition, any two idiots bluffin' and re bluffin' on a penny ante poker site for a total pot of around 10 bucks (walmart exchange rate), are DONKIES.... any non-donky players would be playing real poker somewhere for real stakes...... As for me being a f'n donk, HAVE YOU NOT READ MY F'N NAME?????

    With much love,
    AD
    (and for those of you who may still be confused):
    With much love,
    Auto "The Donkey" Donk

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