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    foreshadowing of the updated leader board thru last weekend.....


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    I'm gunning to beat you..pretty sure I'm currently ahead of you

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAKEPEAVY21 View Post
    I'm gunning to beat you..pretty sure I'm currently ahead of you
    yah, me taking that bad beat this morning to finish 3d, and u getting second yesterday has u up by about a hundred; I was only 30-40 ahead at the end of last week after your strong 1100-plus-week. Fortunately I picked up 800 plus last week to keep ur tsunami run from totally wiping me out! If you keep running as hot as you've been, last week's will indeed probably be my last as leader, top-o-the-mountain. Unfortunately, it's only Mount Donk! As numerous haters have pointed out, it's king of the mountain among a bunch of low level degernerate broke dikks with no real poker skills whatsoever.... Did I get that right, MikeAutoCockJamm, Pavy, and any other whiny penetrate?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    yah, me taking that bad beat this morning to finish 3d, and u getting second yesterday has u up by about a hundred; I was only 30-40 ahead at the end of last week after your strong 1100-plus-week. Fortunately I picked up 800 plus last week to keep ur tsunami run from totally wiping me out! If you keep running as hot as you've been, last week's will indeed probably be my last as leader, top-o-the-mountain. Unfortunately, it's only Mount Donk! As numerous haters have pointed out, it's king of the mountain among a bunch of low level degernerate broke dikks with no real poker skills whatsoever.... Did I get that right, MikeAutoCockJamm, Pavy, and any other whiny penetrate?
    I had a big week last week so pretty sure I'm way more than 100 ahead, by looking at your badges from last week I could be well over 1000 ahead ..gl you will need it..as far as your play goes, I respect your game even though others seemingly don't..your uber aggressive style is good for tournament play.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAKEPEAVY21 View Post
    I had a big week last week so pretty sure I'm way more than 100 ahead, by looking at your badges from last week I could be well over 1000 ahead
    lol.... well over a thousand is a bit extreme.... i'll put a 1000 pts at 2-1 for any takers that you're not more than 200 up as of last weekend's leaderboard -- assuming they ever publish it!

    And JP, no doubt the respect is mutual, the stat at the login page on the year isn't acquired by chance or luck. You're solid as they come, no doubt. If I were betting the king-o-mt.-donk challenge, i'd be putting my money on you to be King! good luck as well!

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    thank you..

    that 685 badge does not count for the rankings, just so you know..that must have been a weekend tournament.

    I'll bet you my 500 to your 1000 that I'm ahead of you by at least 200 on the next posted leaderboard? Winner pays in a timely fashion after next leaderboard is posted. confirm if you are game.

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    ps.... I'll also do an over/under on MY LEAD over u as of last sunday.... (ASSUMING it's ever published)

    over: 2-1 odds for any takers up to 200 pts if MY LEAD IS OVER 40 1/2
    under: 2-1 odds for any takers up to 200 pts if MY LEAD IS UNDER under 39 1/2

    ALL TAKERS RESPOND WITH "IN OVER" OR "IN UNDER" and state the amount of pts ur in for.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JAKEPEAVY21 View Post
    thank you..

    that 685 badge does not count for the rankings, just so you know..that must have been a weekend tournament.

    I'll bet you my 500 to your 1000 that I'm ahead of you by at least 200 on the next posted leaderboard? Winner pays in a timely fashion after next leaderboard is posted. confirm if you are game.
    Im game, provided it's published within the next seven days.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    Im game, provided it's published within the next seven days.
    ok, I have 500 points with your name on them assuming that I'm not ahead of you by more than 200 points on this weekend's leaderboard update. You better get to work, you don't even have 1k points available to send when you lose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAKEPEAVY21 View Post
    ok, I have 500 points with your name on them assuming that I'm not ahead of you by more than 200 points on this weekend's leaderboard update. You better get to work, you don't even have 1k points available to send when you lose.
    you better check again... on two fronts.... first, my badges from last week, ie, 12/9 and 12/11.... and second, my "available pts"!!!!!! SURPRISE!!!!!!!!!

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    (I guess you can always plead with JoJo and company not to publish a leaderboard through last weekend's stats.... but that would probably piss the people on the bubble off pretty bad!!!) In all seriousness and jokin aside, good luck and I hope we have a good race down the homestretch! (Again, I put my money on you being leader when the quals are done in jan.....) tc... AD
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    I just had to laugh... I wonder how many degenerates on this site are busy plinking away at their calculators trying to decide on the over or under they can't win!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAH

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    ps.... I'll also do an over/under on MY LEAD over u as of last sunday.... (ASSUMING it's ever published)

    ..............
    It's never published AS OF any time/date other than the present. When an update is posted it includes the most recently completed tourney. If it were posted right now -- today's 10am, and only 10am, results would be in.

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    if that's true, jake would be up by 120.... I thought it was as of the weekends whenever they got around to it. don't really have a clue tho, as usual!

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    ok, deal is off if leaderboard is not posted this weekend..we will see, it will be a photo finish it looks like!

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    i'm hopin they publish it today!!!! lol I think HH is wrong, if memory serves me right. but who the hell knows. I had you by 40 after sunday, your 460 vs. my 340 over the past two days has u up 120 through this a.m. Next leaderboard, which could be a moving target at that, decides our bet provided it's published on or before midnight, Dec 16.!!!!! (confirm ur good with that, Jake, tho i'm sure u probably are). GOOD LUCK!

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    today is the 17th..not sure I follow what you are saying regarding it being posted before the 16th ..if it is posted Saturday, sunday or next Monday the bet stands, otherwise no bet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAKEPEAVY21 View Post
    today is the 17th..not sure I follow what you are saying regarding it being posted before the 16th ..if it is posted Saturday, sunday or next Monday the bet stands, otherwise no bet.
    sorry jake, I meant to put by midnight, dec. 23, ie NEXT Monday (since it seems to be Mondays when they post).... but regardless, our deal is on the next leaderbd, whenever published, so long as it published by Dec. 23, 2013, by midnight). again, sorry for the confusion.....

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    I'd like to jump into this argument but a week straight of bad cards and bad play have me falling down the leaderboard. Need to re-group and find a way to move back up the board.

    I have enjoyed the tourneys though. This along with some live tourneys will hopefully sharpen my skillz some. Been trying to get back to my level from a few years ago. For some reason, getting married was the worst thing possible for my poker game. I wonder why???

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAKEPEAVY21 View Post
    I'll bet you my 500 to your 1000 that I'm ahead of you by at least 200 on the next posted leaderboard? Winner pays in a timely fashion after next leaderboard is posted. confirm if you are game.
    Just to be clear on this, as you seemed to have shifted a bit since thinking you were 1,000 pts ahead as of last weekend to realizing you'd be dead money if it was published as of last Sunday or through today, and have gone from whoever is ahead on the "next posted leaderboard" to only considering a leaderboard posted "this Saturday, Sunday, or Monday".

    What if a new leaderboard is posted today, tomorrow, Thurs or Friday? (This would have been included in your original proposition.) I know this is what u originally proposed when u thought u had a huge 1,000 pt lead instead of a 40 pt deficit as of Sunday, but if you're taking any new leaderboard posted before this coming Saturday off the table now (which is why I threw 2-1 odds on it in the first place, having realized your math skills and badge reading skills aren't quite as mighty as ur poker skills), then we need to readjust the odds.......

    If your original "next posted leaderboard" offer includes any new leaderboard posted today through Friday as well as Sat through next Monday, I'm good with it, and the bet stands.... (as that is what the original proposition you made was). Confirm it one way or the other, and good luck!
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    Started late October just trying to crack top 75...been consistent on decent cashes but a win would be nice... grinding on these cards just to get in.. need a hot streak of cards soon

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    you better check again... on two fronts.... first, my badges from last week, ie, 12/9 and 12/11.... and second, my "available pts"!!!!!! SURPRISE!!!!!!!!!

    This may be a stupid question, but where or how do you get the badges? I know I won a tournament, and picked up a few top 5's but only a couple show?


    Edit.. here is what is shows on my main

    My 2013 Tourney Stats

    • # of cashes: 8
    • # of points: 1610
    • # of 1st places: 1


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    They drop off after a couple of weeks. I think the first place stay up longer, but will eventually drop off too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    Just to be clear on this, as you seemed to have shifted a bit since thinking you were 1,000 pts ahead as of last weekend to realizing you'd be dead money if it was published as of last Sunday or through today, and have gone from whoever is ahead on the "next posted leaderboard" to only considering a leaderboard posted "this Saturday, Sunday, or Monday".

    What if a new leaderboard is posted today, tomorrow, Thurs or Friday? (This would have been included in your original proposition.) I know this is what u originally proposed when u thought u had a huge 1,000 pt lead instead of a 40 pt deficit as of Sunday, but if you're taking any new leaderboard posted before this coming Saturday off the table now (which is why I threw 2-1 odds on it in the first place, having realized your math skills and badge reading skills aren't quite as mighty as ur poker skills), then we need to readjust the odds.......

    If your original "next posted leaderboard" offer includes any new leaderboard posted today through Friday as well as Sat through next Monday, I'm good with it, and the bet stands.... (as that is what the original proposition you made was). Confirm it one way or the other, and good luck!
    I have never seen them post a leaderboard during the week. They always do it after a full weeks play(posted during weekend).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    i'm hopin they publish it today!!!! lol I think HH is wrong, if memory serves me right. but who the hell knows. I had you by 40 after sunday, your 460 vs. my 340 over the past two days has u up 120 through this a.m. Next leaderboard, which could be a moving target at that, decides our bet provided it's published on or before midnight, Dec 16.!!!!! (confirm ur good with that, Jake, tho i'm sure u probably are). GOOD LUCK!
    you're right, my quick glance over the numbers was off

    since terms are still being ironed out and we never actually agreed, seeing I'm only up 120, let's lower the stake to my 250 and your 500.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAKEPEAVY21 View Post
    you're right, my quick glance over the numbers was off

    since terms are still being ironed out and we never actually agreed, seeing I'm only up 120, let's lower the stake to my 250 and your 500.
    I'm cool with whatever, stakes wise and leaderboard wise.... I saw them wait until a Monday, 12-9, for example, to post the latest standings.... I figured since we are pretty much down to the final two weeks for those around the bubble, they'd be posting it on a weekly basis to let those that are close know what they have to do. Didn't think they'd suddenly decide on a two week gap (tho each time i'm leading the board it seems to be two weeks... haha). but the extra $22.50 (pizza exchange rate), isn't gonna bother either of us if u want the original 1000/500, so its up to u. Only condition is, it is indeed the next posted leaderbd, whether five minutes from now, or tomorrow, or by the deadline of next Monday, 11:59 pm on 12/23. so, u decide, whether 1k/500, or 500/250, and whether the next leaderbd before 12'23/1159pm is acceptable. and, as always, good luck!
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    Quote Originally Posted by thechaoz View Post
    Started late October just trying to crack top 75...been consistent on decent cashes but a win would be nice... grinding on these cards just to get in.. need a hot streak of cards soon
    I have faith in u, or at least in ur avatar's side tit and ass!!!! Go SideTit Go!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAKEPEAVY21 View Post
    I have never seen them post a leaderboard during the week. They always do it after a full weeks play(posted during weekend).
    Not true. It hasn't happened often, but it has happened a number of times over the past few years, including , I think , once in this series.

    I found this example.

    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/players-ta...aderboard.html

    look at post #3, which refers to the previous update done after the 10am on a Wednesday.

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    hell, just look at the last update on this promo... it was Monday, 12/9

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    hell, just look at the last update on this promo... it was Monday, 12/9
    you're missing the point here. the one you mention, 12-09-13 10:14 AM, is equivalent to a weekend one because it was done before the 10am game ended.

    The ones I refer to are the ones done after at least one, but not all, of a day's tourneys is completed.

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    Who is this AutoPunk guy, should have an asterisk by his results

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    donker, you're in the driver's seat now, I did not cash this morning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spiritocenty View Post
    Who is this AutoPunk guy, should have an asterisk by his results
    I'm ur daddy....... and I fuccked the two bitches in ur avatar photo.... without protection..... and if you kiss them, tell me how my dicck tastes!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    I'm ur daddy....... and I fuccked the two bitches in ur avatar photo.... without protection..... and if you kiss them, tell me how my dicck tastes!
    You fuked those two? I'm assuming u kissed them somewhere so u already know how my dick tastes, jokes on u

    Actually the one on the right did say that not too long ago some creepy guy who wanted to be called Otto Donk was begging her to fool around and when she told him to get lost he started to brag about his leaderboard position and tried to offer her betpoints. Could have been someone else though

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    Quote Originally Posted by spiritocenty View Post
    You fuked those two? I'm assuming u kissed them somewhere so u already know how my dick tastes, jokes on u

    Actually the one on the right did say that not too long ago some creepy guy who wanted to be called Otto Donk was begging her to fool around and when she told him to get lost he started to brag about his leaderboard position and tried to offer her betpoints. Could have been someone else though
    never kiss a ho..... those two skanks definitely qualify.... and it wasn't bet points, it was the $25 wsop trny chips I lifted from a bracelet event, before they put "no cash value" on them.... those ho's thought they were getting $50.00 a piece for the atm (ass to mouth, not the money machine) anal extravaganza I put down on them up in my suite...... and they didn't pass on it.........

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