1. 11-10-13 11:22 AM #1
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    SBR.... Too Embarrassed........

    to post the updated leaderboard... why? Because to have some buffoon with the id name "Auto Donk" at the top of it makes the whole thing look like a joke! haha..... I guess we'll have to do it ourselves.... I've got 20 cashes for 5340 pts..... Anyone top that? love, AD
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  2. 11-10-13 11:30 AM #2
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    I think I have 2 for 450
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  3. 11-10-13 02:20 PM #3
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    Great job cent!........errr autodonk
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  4. 11-10-13 02:30 PM #4
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    Nice cashes dude! I can't seem to have aa/ak hold up vs a9 off suit lately
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  5. 11-10-13 04:09 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by 4uk4life View Post
    Great job cent!........errr autodonk
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  6. 11-11-13 10:02 AM #6
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    nice poker career...
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  7. 11-11-13 10:45 PM #7
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    Stroke your ego a little more for douche bag. You're in 2nd place at a rigged broke dick fuk donk piece of shit poker site. Real accomplishment there.
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  8. 11-12-13 09:56 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by mikejamm View Post
    Stroke your ego a little more for douche bag.
    just for you? why do you want me to stroke it for you, you whiny piece of shit liberal fckwad? well, at least you admit that you're a penetrating douche bag...... you got that going for your no-playing poker dumb ass....... with much love, u miserable whiny self-admitted d-bag, ---- now go get ur penetrating shine box!!!!
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  9. 11-12-13 10:00 AM #9
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  10. 11-12-13 10:11 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    to post the updated leaderboard... why? Because to have some buffoon with the id name "Auto Donk" at the top of it makes the whole thing look like a joke! haha..... I guess we'll have to do it ourselves.... I've got 20 cashes for 5340 pts..... Anyone top that? love, AD
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    • # of cashes: 39
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    • # of 1st places: 2
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  11. 11-12-13 10:14 AM #11
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    oops sorry AD I never entered the contest looks like i would have done well though, good luck all
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  12. 11-12-13 10:33 PM #12
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    being at the top of the leaderboard is like being the smartest retard
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  13. 11-13-13 12:27 AM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by shade3599 View Post
    being at the top of the leaderboard is like being the smartest retard
    I laughed
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  14. 11-13-13 06:16 AM #14
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    This piece of shit shows up here in Sept. and now thinks he's god's gift to poker. Here's a fuk'in cookie you loud mouth ass bag. Stick it in your mouth and fuk'in gag on it. Again, you're only winning because you're a fuk'in newbie asshole, nothing more, autocock mouth.
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  15. 11-13-13 10:59 AM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by shade3599 View Post
    being at the top of the leaderboard is like being the smartest retard
    Exactly.... reminds me of Howard King of all Media's comments, when noting that he had climbed to the top of the mountain in radio.... "I'm at the top of the mountain, but it's a mountain of shit!"
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  16. 11-13-13 11:02 AM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by mikejamm View Post
    This piece of shit shows up here in Sept. and now thinks he's god's gift to poker. Here's a fuk'in cookie you loud mouth ass bag. Stick it in your mouth and fuk'in gag on it. Again, you're only winning because you're a fuk'in newbie asshole, nothing more, autocock mouth.
    Mike, are you angry with me? love, the newbie ps... ask yisman to give you his psychoanalysis of you wanted me to stroke it for you....
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  17. 11-14-13 04:48 AM #17
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    Go post another "where's the poker updates?" thread, you no life dip shit. Real original. You'd think you could come up with something besides, "Wahhhh, look at me, I'm on the leader board"
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  18. 11-14-13 10:30 AM #18
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    hey assjamm, yisman found your comments about wanting my junk autococking in your mouth very profound!!!! guess we know what the neck of your guitar smells like, you ass ramming uncle fcker!!!!
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  19. 11-14-13 11:13 AM #19
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    IMightBluff version....er, what number are we on now? SO hard to keep track
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  20. 11-15-13 06:25 AM #20
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    You obsessed with yis or something auto cok swallower? You seem to refer to him a lot here lately. Sounds like to me you must be suck'in cok for points. Got a big loan to pay off huh? Yep sbr loves its queer boy noobs. I get it now, from your avatar, you're not a poker donk, you're a fudge pack'in donkey lover who likes gett'in fuk'ed by real donkeys! I bet every night is a Donkey show with you! Happy fudging shit breath.
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  21. 11-15-13 09:11 AM #21
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    you coined the phrase "autocok", u liberal \*\*\*\*\*\*...... so mikejam, much like a poker player might set his hand to "auto fold", you set your man to "Auto Cok", place him in front of your face, turn it on high, and receive a high velocity autococking skullfcking of a lifetime.... guns, \*\*\*\*\*\*, guns!!!!! and clean the neck of that guitar, the skid marks are starting to stink up the place..........
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  22. 11-16-13 07:50 AM #22
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    The only thing that stinks around here is your ass from gett'in donkey fuk'ed. Hey when you do get tired of having your asshole reamed out by animals autoshitboy, I'll gladly shove a cheap foreign made guitar up your ass, since you seem to enjoy that too. You're the worst fuk'in douche bag to every play here! lol! Enjoy your 5 seconds of notoriety on a site full of degenerates. Now go ask for a poker update whiny pussy boy.
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  23. 11-16-13 04:42 PM #23
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    one word, mike: "AutoCocck"......
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  24. 11-16-13 08:01 PM #24
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