[daneblazer]

Does that mean Poker Stars cash will be available in the SBR Store? Not like that does anything for me tho. Can we have shorter and better contests? US SBR Players may be getting the punt soon.

[ticklz]

Oh really

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

So the subforum is sponsored by Poker Stars now

Yeah... made me sick to my stomach when I noticed it yesterday; yet *another* reminder of our shit-fer-brains politicians and how we Americans (along with, oh gee, Saudi Arabia ) can't play at a legitimate BIGTIME site.

Makes me so fukkin mad I could prolly go postal at DOJ headquarters... or at least take it out on 4uk4life (and I really like 4uk --- ok, so I'll shoot his dog maybe.)

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

***email received 9/7/13 @ 2:24pm via gmail***

9800 Savage Rd
Fort Meade, MD
(301) 688-6524

Dear BiTeMe UsAdOj,

It has recently come to our attention that you are most displeased with the Dept. of Justice and have intimated doing possible harm to its facilities along with Mr. ***** ******'s dog (of Kentucky).

While we are rooting for your success to "take out" the yapping-all-night-taking-random-dumps-on-the-neighbor's-lawn lil canine coksukker, we must remind you that any possible threats against Eric Holder and his East Coast crew (albeit even jokingly) will NOT be tolerated and will be dealt with severely.

Please be advised we have contacted Shari ******* (of Australia) and demanded she "pull a carseller" and immediately set your points balance to a negative (-) 3000 points. Please also know that this was Eric Holder's _personal_ idea and he's still laughing his ass off about it. "Let the pizza eating Walmart shoppin mutherfucker SUCK ON THAT!" were Mr. Holder's exact comments.

And while some here are sympathetic to your feelings and understand where you're coming from, please remember that Mr. Holder suffers from "J. Edgar Syndrome" so, sometimes when he's prancing around his office in a newly bought formal dress, he can be a bit vindictive.

In summation, duly note we will henceforth be monitoring your internet activity even closer than we already have been... but let it clearly state for the record that 80% here wholeheartedly agree with 95% of your porn streaming/download selections (save for the midget porn).

Sincerely,

NSA Internet Security Task Force

[BeerDog99]

LMAO Bitme!!

[mikejamm]

Yeah, poker stars. Aren't these the same fuk'ers who locked up a bunch of players' money and paid a bunch of big name pokers players millions of fuk'in dollars, while everybody else got screwed waiting to see if they'll ever get their money back. Sbr partnered with Bet Islands, so this does really surprise me.

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Yeah, poker stars. Aren't these the same fuk'ers who locked up a bunch of players' money and paid a bunch of big name pokers players millions of fuk'in dollars, while everybody else got screwed waiting to see if they'll ever get their money back. Sbr partnered with Bet Islands, so this does really surprise me.

NO, mike. You're thinking of Full Tilt. (Ferguson, Lederer, etc. taking huge advances on further earnings from player funds)

Pokerstars has always enjoyed a stellar reputation (deservedly) and when our DOJ assholios lowered the hammer and basically caught them in a surprise inspection, they past with flying colors. All the players' funds were in a separate escrow account apart from their operating funds -- unlike FT--- and exactly how it was suppose to be. Players got their money from PS long ago and, relative to all the legal shit, fairly quickly.

PS now owns FT (and fund recovery is currently in process).

No offense, mike... but ya really need to be better informed before spouting off: SBR poker is not rigged, btw. Anyone that has played a significant amount of poker knows this (online specifically). You and others make the mistake of relating the bona fide online scandals to a rigged RNG (which was never the case in the scandals).

[yisman]

biter

[mikejamm]

Sorry Bite, I stand corrected. When all that shit came out, I figured all those fuk'ers were in the same melting pot. Cool that PS did the right thing.

Poker here at this fuk'in shit hole is rigged though, and nobody is gonna tell me any different. I've been playing and watching the same fuk'in redundant shit happen over and over with newbies and non pros. It's a fuk'in shit rigged donk fest put on so sbr can suck in new fuk'in saps who win a tourney and go "Oh wow, I'm a fuk'in poker god now, I'll turn pro and win all the fuk'in time!" You know it wouldn't be so bad if they would just improve the fuk'in software, but they're too fuk'in incompetent to even do that! Hell, they can't even fix the god damn disconnect problems!

I really like and respect you Bite, as well as several others around here, but this fuk'in place has no love or luck for me, so fuk them and their fuk'in fiasco of bullshit poker! I'm sure you are aware of poker sites that have been caught rigging their software, you know it does happen. And this place is no different!

When I play elsewhere and live, I never see the type of shit that goes on here! Yes, I've suffered my share of bad beats and I'm say'in that sometimes the cards just don't fall your way. I can deal with the variances in any game, but this place is fuk'in beyond stupid! I'm convinced it simply boils down to who they fuk'in like and which super user kisses sbr's ass the best, which I don't and won't ever.

[Enkhbat]

Pokerstars is the best in the industry, so it makes sense to be sponsored by them