1. 05-16-13 02:38 AM #1
    jacksonbird03
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    Poker Tips

    Hello members...
    How are you all ?????
    Please give me some tips for playing poker...
    What are the rules of playing poker ???
    Hope you all help me waiting for your comments...
    Thank you in advance...
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  2. 05-16-13 10:23 AM #2
    Jgjk
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    poker is all about telling people information

    look them in the eyes, if they blink then they look at you they have it

    when they say reraise you say all in even before they put their money in, this is a sure way to get them to fold

    if you have a open ended str8 flush draw and he bets, flip your cards around so he can see it and say "its clobberin time"

    typically when in a tournament and the break is within a few minutes people become very scared, i would go all in once or twice to show them

    if you do go all in, you need to stand up, clear your throat and say "Folks, im betting all my chips in front of me, im all in"


    if youd like, i do coach, i charge a small flat rate for pages and pages upon information
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  3. 05-16-13 02:01 PM #3
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  4. 05-16-13 02:06 PM #4
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    google.com - poker tips
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  5. 05-16-13 08:17 PM #5
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    Only way to really learn is experience and losing when you first start. Good luck
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  6. 05-17-13 08:55 PM #6
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    you gota want it , gl
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  7. 05-18-13 12:43 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by jacksonbird03 View Post
    Hello members...
    How are you all ?????
    Please give me some tips for playing poker...
    What are the rules of playing poker ???
    Hope you all help me waiting for your comments...
    Thank you in advance...
    No.1- Become a pro.
    No.2- Don't play poker.
    No.3- Don't play poker here, unless you love bullshit bad beats and fuk'ed up long boring ass tourneys.
    No.4- "The rules of poker"? That's a good one newbie! You got about 20 years? You're on the internet, learn to fuk'in use it and learn something. If you pay some idiot above like "Jgjk", for "info" like he's posting, you might as well piss your money away at the casino, you'll come out way ahead!
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  8. 05-20-13 09:47 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by mikejamm View Post
    No.1- Become a pro.
    No.2- Don't play poker.
    No.3- Don't play poker here, unless you love bullshit bad beats and fuk'ed up long boring ass tourneys.
    No.4- "The rules of poker"? That's a good one newbie! You got about 20 years? You're on the internet, learn to fuk'in use it and learn something. If you pay some idiot above like "Jgjk", for "info" like he's posting, you might as well piss your money away at the casino, you'll come out way ahead!

    if you didnt detect sarcasm, you sir are an idiot. Wanna play on bovada? any stakes, u choose
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  9. 05-22-13 01:18 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jgjk View Post
    if you didnt detect sarcasm, you sir are an idiot. Wanna play on bovada? any stakes, u choose
    Wow! And to think I was gonna use some of your great expert poker knowledge!Yeah sure, let's play on bovada. What fuk'in number are you? Everybody on blowvada is a nameless fuk, dipshit! If you play there you must really like pissing your money away!Biggest fuk'in rip off in online poker, numbers 1-100 are plants that work for them and numbers 101 to the last dumb ass who enters MTT's, are the idiots too dumb to realize they're the suckers.
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  10. 05-22-13 02:01 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by mikejamm View Post
    Wow! And to think I was gonna use some of your great expert poker knowledge!Yeah sure, let's play on bovada. What fuk'in number are you? Everybody on blowvada is a nameless fuk, dipshit! If you play there you must really like pissing your money away!Biggest fuk'in rip off in online poker, numbers 1-100 are plants that work for them and numbers 101 to the last dumb ass who enters MTT's, are the idiots too dumb to realize they're the suckers.
    so cashing out every month 2k-3k is a bad thing?

    lol, if you cant win on bovada, you suck.

    go play your sbr poker, im callin with a free pizza, while i reraise you all in with 2 pizzas....


    LOL, you clearly are a losing player
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  11. 05-29-13 12:22 PM #11
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    Google and numerous other poker specific forums are useful. For instance, 2+2 forums are great for poker advice, similar to how this site is great for sports betting.
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  12. 06-02-13 03:17 AM #12
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    thanks for posting poker tips
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