1. #1
    downsouth
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    Who is your ideal table

    Seeing all the various list threads going on

    Your at a poker table playing your SBR poker tourney for the day, whats you "dream table"?

    Me personally

    Eberetta (somewhere real close to me)
    Krashman
    Konck
    Augustus
    Carseller
    Seaweed
    Vegas Insider

    Would have to have a guy or two sprinkled in so you had a decent conversation
    Maybe a player or two so I have someone to talk to from the following list.
    Beerdog
    Biteme
    Tattdy
    4uk



    Who am I missing. Dont be shy, seems all everyone wants to do is argue now anyways so if they get mad or defensive so what. All in good fun.
    Last edited by downsouth; 03-19-13 at 08:58 PM.

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    BeerDog99
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    I like your picks and for the same reasons.

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    Wulfman14
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    ideal table , i only play the 10 am so i kind of have a limited perspective but i would say

    carseller (no offense)
    konck (guy is a joke)
    vladfan (no offense guy)
    yahooino (again no offense)
    russianrocket (no offense)
    krashman (no offense)
    aceking (he's been figured out by everyone)
    borednaz (call station)
    roxxyfish (goes all in with any pp)

    and of course i'd be in the 10th seat

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    BeerDog99
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    Not a bad setup Wulfman!

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    get a load of this suckout at 10/20

    ***** Hand history (v1.2) ***** Hand ID 3007413 $10/$20 NL Texas Hold'em (No Limit)

    - 00:05:00 20/03/2013 ET Table 'Inertia', 10 seats max, Real money Seat 6 is the button. Small Blind $10, Big Blind $20 Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 10 Seat 5 (playing) : BigDeem5, amount $1241, amount bet $0, penalty (None) Seat 6 (playing) : TheGiant, amount $2791, amount bet $0, penalty (None) Seat 7 (playing) : hockey216, amount $904, amount bet $0, penalty (None) hockey216: Small Blind ($10) BigDeem5: Big Blind ($20) **

    Dealing Down Cards ** Dealt to hockey216: [Qd, Kc] TheGiant: Fold hockey216: Raise [btn] ($40) BigDeem5: Call ($20)

    ** Dealing Flop ** Community cards: [Jc, Ts, 9s]
    hockey216: Bet [btn] ($40) BigDeem5: Raise ($120) hockey216: Raise [btn] ($250) BigDeem5: Raise ($1201) hockey216: Call [btn] ($614) BigDeem5: Show Cards ($0) hockey216: Show Cards ($0)

    ** Dealing Turn ** Community cards: [Js]

    ** Dealing River ** Community cards: [7s]

    ** End Round ** ** Evaluate ** hockey216: Show Cards ($0) BigDeem5: Show Cards ($0) ** Showdown ** Main pot $1807, Rake $1 Side pot #1 $337, Rake $0 Summary BigDeem5: bet $1361, won $2144, net $783, HoleCards [Qs, Jd], HiHand [a flush, queen high] [Qs, Js, Ts, 9s, 7s], won $1807 from main pot, won $337 from side pot #1 Summary hockey216: bet $954, won $0, net $-954
    Last edited by hockey216; 03-19-13 at 11:46 PM.

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    runner5k
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    I like a little sprinkle of loose and tight players.

    Carseller4 (pretty sure my 4 month old knows what he has when we play)
    Augustus ( if you dont know why then learn real quick)
    Johnsmith1972 (on my right...not on my left)
    Propicker (played enough to know his style plus like chatting with him)
    Konck (I agree with Wulfman)
    Krashman (got his play down)
    Sweep (good for a laugh via chat and can go on tilt)
    txaaron (cause its funny when russian rocket comes in with a stiffy for this guys play)
    chili_powder (when he goes all in i fold he is sbr's golden late night poker boy)
    lkid (him and sweep are hilarious...plus he is probably high on something)

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    Seat 1: Triple_D_Bet
    Seat 2: Triple_D_Bet
    Seat 3: Triple_D_Bet
    Seat 4: Triple_D_Bet
    Seat 5: Triple_D_Bet
    Seat 6: Triple_D_Bet
    Seat 7: Triple_D_Bet
    Seat 8: Triple_D_Bet
    Seat 9: Triple_D_Bet
    Seat 10: Triple_D_Bet

    1) Before first hand is dealt, we all sit out, unwilling to post dead blinds.

    2) We agree to meet up in real life.

    3) Upon finding we're all identical twins, we track down Bite and co-produce adult videos under one stage name (Trip L. Desnutz).

    4) The industry will be star-struck at the sheer volume "one" guy can put out, and we'll split the avalanche of profits 14 ways (1 share for each of us, 1 share for bite, 1 share to pay former Chinese World of Warcraft gold farmers to troll SBR stiffs 24/7, 1 share to establish the Emily Haines Memorial Soup Kitchen for Degenerate Gamblers, 1 to bribe Kleenex to sponsor TheMoneyShot's threads).

    5) Move to Costa Rica and sell betpoints to tourists on the beach to establish our cover.

    6) Work with local real estate moguls to purchase a small Carribean Island from which to run a sportsbook.

    7) Once island is purchased, run two books simultaneously (under something like "Gambling Island"): a book that never pays out, and a high-roller book that only takes wagers on how long it takes players in the first book to realize it's a scam.

    8) Once sufficient money has been made, hold an exclusive bash for members of first book, putting golden tickets in the bottom of every box of Twinkies in the southern United States.

    9) When only TT finds a ticket (for detailed explanation, please consult with hawley) and shows up, frame him for the whole thing and retire to Canada.

    10) Grumble about lack of options for Canadians and live off our riches and that sweet, sweet free health care.

    10b) If actual medical emergencies arise, travel to US for healthcare so we don't have to wait in line behnid everyone else getting that sweet, sweet free healthcare.
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    GUMMO77
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    That might be the post of the year, boys.

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    BiTeMe UsAdOj
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    Quote Originally Posted by Triple_D_Bet View Post
    we track down Bite and co-produce adult videos
    I'm sorry but I didn't really read anything beyond this....

    I'M IN LIKE FLYNN!!!


    p.s. Get ready Jojo.... your debut's a 'knockin doll

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    Krashman
    Kross
    Downsouth (run amazing against you)
    Dynamite
    eberetta
    snickerdoodle
    Sbr's own Bet_That_all
    ezmoney
    Tatddy

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    Heads up with eberetta lol

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    yahoonino
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    [QUOTE=Wulfman14;18150530]ideal table , i only play the 10 am so i kind of have a limited perspective but i would say

    carseller (no offense)
    konck (guy is a joke)
    vladfan (no offense guy)
    yahooino (again no offense)
    russianrocket (no offense)
    krashman (no offense)
    aceking (he's been figured out by everyone)
    borednaz (call station)
    roxxyfish (goes all in with any pp)

    and of course i'd be in the 10th seat[/QUOTE i like that table myself,,,wulf no offense

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    stuler
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    1)biteme
    2)boeingpower
    3)moneyshot
    4)seaweed (only because he ask the most f'd up off the wall questions in a game...very entertaining)
    5)opti
    6)peavy
    7)tattdy
    8)propicker
    9)konck (because I like to watch him cry when he loses)

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    BigDeem5
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    Rudy's cousin playing on his account is always good.

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