1. 12-31-12 08:18 PM #71
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  2. 12-31-12 08:36 PM #72
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    This gay fukk Emily goes haywire losing betpoints but is as cool as a cat dropping 'millions' on his sports bets

    Lmao
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  3. 12-31-12 11:12 PM #73
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    emilky i am sure you have a history of large bets (1-10K probably) you gave us some insight into your life showing you live in a nice home/neighborhoodthat was cool but how about not making up lies about betting hundreds of thousands anymore? You will gain alot of respect by refraining from doing this and if you persist with I just bet a mil on this game you absolutly deserve all that is coming to you .

    happy new year!
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  4. 01-01-13 09:05 AM #74
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  5. 01-01-13 09:23 AM #75
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  6. 01-02-13 03:16 PM #76
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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheDrink View Post


    Emily, how did you know I like the double chocolate?
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  7. 01-02-13 03:18 PM #77
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  8. 01-02-13 03:46 PM #78
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  9. 01-02-13 03:47 PM #79
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    -Stuffs his face with donuts on the street
    -Spends every available SBR point on chocolate.
    -Claims to be an elite runner

    I'm just impressed he made it 39 seconds without farting.
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  10. 09-29-14 05:55 PM #80
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  11. 09-29-14 06:00 PM #81
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    OMG I started laughing as soon as I saw the title of this thread being bumped.... :-)
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  12. 09-29-14 06:05 PM #82
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    Classic
    almost as good as him showing off his "house" them taking us along for his jog
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  13. 09-29-14 06:15 PM #83
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    I don't think I ever saw this. That was hilarious.

    There was another one where he took something in a college basketball game and we watched him get fukked on some kinda shit where the team who was winning didn't run the clock out to win the game. It might have been an under. It was pretty damn funny too. Different tone than this one I think, but still funny
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  14. 09-29-14 08:41 PM #84
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    I hadn't seen this one.

    Thanks for the bump.
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  15. 09-29-14 09:35 PM #85
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    classic sbr
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  16. 09-29-14 10:09 PM #86
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    I laugh every time he says "oh shit, that ain't good" when I shove also.
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  17. 09-29-14 10:21 PM #87
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    I like how he tried to get aggressive by calling
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  18. 09-29-14 10:25 PM #88
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  19. 09-29-14 10:30 PM #89
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    Too funny.
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  20. 09-29-14 10:30 PM #90
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    i remember guys hitting on him thinking it was a chick. i kept telling them it was a dude but they wouldnt listen. im sure they had the same reaction as those cops in ace ventura when they saw his video.

    lol
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  21. 09-29-14 10:40 PM #91
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    This is where the "get under the bed" phrase originated. I think he may have shouted at his pets in another vid too.
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  22. 09-29-14 11:11 PM #92
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    That was great....my wife always looks at me like I'm a fool when I start complaining...can't wait to use the line "what are you looking at....get under the bed". She won't know what the hell I'm talking about, but I'll get a good laugh at of it.


    We need mikejamm or autodonk to make some videos like this.
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  23. 09-29-14 11:15 PM #93
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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    This is where the "get under the bed" phrase originated. I think he may have shouted at his pets in another vid too.
    Ya I seem to remember there was an even funnier venom spewed at a pet similar to "the get under the bed"....

    Just so sad it is funny.
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  24. 09-30-14 01:12 AM #94
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    Wow just saw this for first time. Is this guy still around? he was always fun to see at the tables. Even when nobody replied he use to talk to himself about the weirdest shet.
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  25. 09-30-14 01:33 AM #95
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeffie View Post
    Wow just saw this for first time. Is this guy still around? he was always fun to see at the tables. Even when nobody replied he use to talk to himself about the weirdest shet.
    Emily posts on other forums as 'Sleepy'

    Likes to pretend he is a big time sharp bettor and a genius poker player. Pretty funny
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  26. 09-30-14 01:48 AM #96
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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    This is where the "get under the bed" phrase originated. I think he may have shouted at his pets in another vid too.
    Cat said fuk u. Im tired of getting under the bed.
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  27. 09-30-14 01:50 AM #97
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    Quote Originally Posted by Robber View Post
    Emily posts on other forums as 'Sleepy'

    Likes to pretend he is a big time sharp bettor and a genius poker player. Pretty funny
    Isnt sleepy one of the dwarfs?
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  28. 09-30-14 03:00 AM #98
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    Emily cut down in his video making prime.

    --- Soup Nazi ---
    --- Jogging through the neighborhood in winter ---
    --- Running full-speed down the street after yelling at an animal through a fence ---
    --- Grocery shopping with Emily ---

    Guy had a lot of potential.
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  29. 09-30-14 11:35 AM #99
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    the beauty of this video Is the effect of the adrenaline on him as he gets his 3-4 dollars all in.......... either that or he's jerking his tranny cocck as he's playing, only to lose the prospect of nutting when he loses the f'n hand! great one, "Emily"..... love that centy kardashiho avatar, as well.......
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  30. 09-30-14 02:11 PM #100
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  31. 09-30-14 02:18 PM #101
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    Quote Originally Posted by GUMMO77 View Post
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  32. 09-30-14 02:25 PM #102
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    Quote Originally Posted by GUMMO77 View Post
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    LMAO, there is so much fail in that video.
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  33. 09-30-14 02:28 PM #103
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    Quote Originally Posted by mpaschal34 View Post

    We need mikejamm or autodonk to make some videos like this.
    mine might have been interesting a year or so ago..... but after taking a year of 80-20 fav. bad beats, runner runner beats, two outer beats over and over, I'm numb to it all ......

    All you'd see now is a bombed chimp half-heartedly hurling some feces at the screen every now and then as my chips head off in a different direction on the table..... you can see the same type of lame shit by googling "chimp throws shit at mailman" "at cat", "at zoo keeper," "at wife," etc etc etc......
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  34. 10-07-14 09:07 AM #104
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    Bump for being classic.
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  35. 10-07-14 10:07 AM #105
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    Good Lord! Hilarious!
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