1. 12-15-12 09:36 PM #1
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    And In Other Poker Championship News, Super Big Mouth Donk "the trinity" finishes 74!

    This asshole ran his big fat mouth about what a great fuk'in poker player he is and decided to make a thread about my tourney play. Yet he couldn't back his arrogant ass comments up with any poker chops!

    So tranny, how'd that shit shove advice work out for ya? You're a fuk'in donk and you got exactly what you deserved, 74th, my fuk'in cat could play better poker!

    Like I said, it anybody's game on a RNG, so eat crow you fuk'in nit! Bring your ass to a live table and I'll school your dumb ass, all fuk'in day!
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  2. 12-15-12 09:38 PM #2
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    relax.
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  3. 12-15-12 09:49 PM #3
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    big enough sample size for this to be concrete
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  4. 12-15-12 09:52 PM #4
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    Pretty sure Phil Ivey, hellmuth, and every other poker pro have gone out sooner than that in at least 1 tourney before.
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  5. 12-16-12 08:27 AM #5
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  6. 12-16-12 11:31 AM #6
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    I blame TTO.
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  7. 12-16-12 04:36 PM #7
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    Starting stack of 7.5 grand and this douche bag tranny is out before the first break!You gotta love donks like him who can run their fuk'in mouth and yet not even make it outta the first level! Here's some real advice, tranny, shut your fuk'in mouth and let your game do the talkin! This troll was so concerned about my qualifier, he couldn't shut up about it! Funny how poker karma comes back bite idiots like him on the ass!
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  8. 12-16-12 04:48 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by mikejamm View Post
    This asshole ran his big fat mouth about what a great fuk'in poker player he is and decided to make a thread about my tourney play. Yet he couldn't back his arrogant ass comments up with any poker chops!

    So tranny, how'd that shit shove advice work out for ya? You're a fuk'in donk and you got exactly what you deserved, 74th, my fuk'in cat could play better poker!

    Like I said, it anybody's game on a RNG, so eat crow you fuk'in nit! Bring your ass to a live table and I'll school your dumb ass, all fuk'in day!
    Not that it's terribly likely, but don't ever change mikey...your views on anything poker-related are always worth reading!
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  9. 12-16-12 04:57 PM #9
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    Starting stack was 7.5k, not 5k ...... How can you mock his finish, when you didn't qualify for the championship?
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  10. 12-17-12 10:43 AM #10
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    thanks for the laugh mike.

    i probably could have easily been out 5 minutes into the tournament, had a full house and lost to a bigger full house.

    board was (7237ace) had 33 against a very weirdly played aa.
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  11. 12-17-12 07:03 PM #11
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    please no one SBR is great, if they were great they wouldn't be here, they would be owning on Pokerstars or live
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  12. 12-17-12 09:36 PM #12
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    OP this thread makes you seem petty and pathetic.
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  13. 12-17-12 10:18 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Enkhbat View Post
    please no one SBR is great, if they were great they wouldn't be here, they would be owning on Pokerstars or live
    Or live in the bible belt in the US no where close to a casino. Or my personal favorite, have a job that pays better than poker would without the poker player lifestyle.
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  14. 12-19-12 07:51 AM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by thetrinity View Post
    thanks for the laugh mike.

    i probably could have easily been out 5 minutes into the tournament, had a full house and lost to a bigger full house.

    board was (7237ace) had 33 against a very weirdly played aa.
    You're the biggest fuk'in laugh here pal, I stand corrected, 7500 starting stack and your ass is still out before the first break!Yeah, I knew you'd say some shit like you had a full boat, you probably had some off suited shit like you always try to fuk'in bluff with! Go back to play'in old maid, you washed up loser!
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  15. 12-19-12 07:54 AM #15
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    Merry Xmas Mike

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  16. 12-19-12 07:55 AM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Duff85 View Post
    OP this thread makes you seem petty and pathetic.
    Yeah I'm real pathetic, but this trinity tranny troll asshole posts some stupid shit and it's ok huh? Fuk off and go back to your 3rd world losing life style. It's called freedom of speech asshole, maybe its not available where you live, too bad.
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  17. 12-19-12 08:00 AM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by Optional View Post
    Merry Xmas Mike

    Thanks Opti! And I got the invite into the contest man, thanks! You have a Merry Christmas too. Just go'in through the motions for me, hard to celebrate anything, knowing there's 27 shooting victims who will never celebrate anything ever again.
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  18. 12-19-12 08:12 AM #18
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    Yeah it's a tough time for a lot of people this year. (thinking about BI too)

    Don't take a backward step mate. Poker here wouldn't be the same without you!
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  19. 12-19-12 09:17 AM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by Duff85 View Post
    OP this thread makes you seem petty and pathetic.
    you didnt realize this about him already? it makes him seem unintelligent to, since hes basing this off a sample size of 1
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  20. 12-19-12 06:23 PM #20
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    im still waiting for a response to my pm by the way
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  21. 12-20-12 07:41 AM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by thetrinity View Post
    im still waiting for a response to my pm by the way
    Here's your response asshole!Go fuk yourself!
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  22. 12-20-12 07:49 AM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by thetrinity View Post
    you didnt realize this about him already? it makes him seem unintelligent to, since hes basing this off a sample size of 1
    No I'm basing it off of YOU, the big mouth asshole who claims to be a poker god and got assfuk'ed in the first level of the Championship! I guarantee I would have made it further than you tranny boy! I play here for shits and giggles, it's not that fuk'in serious to me, because I know it's fuk'in rigged bullshit anyway. Bring your broke ass to the bash next year, (if there is one) and we'll see who's got the fuk'in nuts douche bag!
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  23. 12-20-12 09:49 AM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by mikejamm View Post
    No I'm basing it off of YOU, the big mouth asshole who claims to be a poker god and got assfuk'ed in the first level of the Championship! I guarantee I would have made it further than you tranny boy! I play here for shits and giggles, it's not that fuk'in serious to me, because I know it's fuk'in rigged bullshit anyway. Bring your broke ass to the bash next year, (if there is one) and we'll see who's got the fuk'in nuts douche bag!
    I agree 100%! But cut him some slack mike...not everyone is mentally disciplined enough to fold their way to being blinded out in the bubble. If only you could have somehow qualified to play you could have shown him a thing or two!
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  24. 12-20-12 10:14 AM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by mikejamm View Post
    Here's your response asshole!Go fuk yourself!
    just about what i figured
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    Quote Originally Posted by mikejamm View Post
    No I'm basing it off of YOU, the big mouth asshole who claims to be a poker god and got assfuk'ed in the first level of the Championship! I guarantee I would have made it further than you tranny boy! I play here for shits and giggles, it's not that fuk'in serious to me, because I know it's fuk'in rigged bullshit anyway. Bring your broke ass to the bash next year, (if there is one) and we'll see who's got the fuk'in nuts douche bag!
    thats why you make multiple threads whining day after day about it
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    Quote Originally Posted by Triple_D_Bet View Post
    I agree 100%! But cut him some slack mike...not everyone is mentally disciplined enough to fold their way to being blinded out in the bubble. If only you could have somehow qualified to play you could have shown him a thing or two!
    exactly how this goof plays. folds for 500 more in for 1200 in the big blind so he can be all in with less then a small blind the next hand
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  27. 12-20-12 05:16 PM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by mikejamm View Post
    Yeah I'm real pathetic, but this trinity tranny troll asshole posts some stupid shit and it's ok huh? Fuk off and go back to your 3rd world losing life style. It's called freedom of speech asshole, maybe its not available where you live, too bad.
    looooool he got mad.
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    just think without sbr we would never know guys like this existed.
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  29. 12-21-12 11:32 AM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by thetrinity View Post
    just think without sbr we would never know guys like this existed.
    Likewise tranny troll, how would we all know gay fags like you who love to troll and point out single hands in a donk poker game! Keep search'in queer boy, I'm sure you'll find your gay lover here somewhere, it just not me, I don't roll down the hershey highway!7500 in chips and out at the 1st leverl! Ahhh too bad and you bluff so well too, about as well as you gag on a fat one!
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  30. 12-21-12 11:39 AM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by Triple_D_Bet View Post
    I agree 100%! But cut him some slack mike...not everyone is mentally disciplined enough to fold their way to being blinded out in the bubble. If only you could have somehow qualified to play you could have shown him a thing or two!
    Again, you don't understand tourney play asshole so shut the fuk up! You're a fuk'in table bully who doesn't know jack shit about strategy! You show with a stack of chips and play a fuk'in shit shove game, whoa real fuk'in talent there! Go shove tranny boy up your ass!
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    Quote Originally Posted by mikejamm View Post
    Again, you don't understand tourney play asshole so shut the fuk up! You're a fuk'in table bully who doesn't know jack shit about strategy! You show with a stack of chips and play a fuk'in shit shove game, whoa real fuk'in talent there! Go shove tranny boy up your ass!
    Yes, we definitely have different understandings of how to play in a tournament. Can you recommend any good books that might help me better learn how to fold my way to the bubble? I keep falling back to the less-skilled method of being agressive and advancing and cashing, really gotta fix that leak....thanks in advance!
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  32. 12-21-12 05:45 PM #32
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    Don't all sbr tournaments end up being shit shove games?
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    Quote Originally Posted by daneblazer View Post
    Don't all sbr tournaments end up being shit shove games?
    Only because we're not as disciplined as MJ...otherwise they would be nice, gentlemanly affairs where everyone would fold and people would only be eliminated when the blinds put them all in!
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  34. 12-21-12 07:49 PM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by Triple_D_Bet View Post
    Yes, we definitely have different understandings of how to play in a tournament. Can you recommend any good books that might help me better learn how to fold my way to the bubble? I keep falling back to the less-skilled method of being agressive and advancing and cashing, really gotta fix that leak....thanks in advance!
    And where did you finish in the tourney asshole? Oh yeah, out of the money!Another fuk'in big mouth blow hard who talks more shit with no fuk'in chops to back it up, just your motor mouth runn'in! Yeah I've seen your aggressive style at the cash tables, funny shit watching your get your ass get fuk'ed there too. Win a few and then give it all right back!Real class and style douche bag!
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    Quote Originally Posted by mikejamm View Post
    And where did you finish in the tourney asshole? Oh yeah, out of the money!Another fuk'in big mouth blow hard who talks more shit with no fuk'in chops to back it up, just your motor mouth runn'in! Yeah I've seen your aggressive style at the cash tables, funny shit watching your get your ass get fuk'ed there too. Win a few and then give it all right back!Real class and style douche bag!
    Hrm...and here I thought my 20th place was in the money. Maybe I should send back the points they gave me for it?

    Spot on about me getting reemed at the cash tables! Wish I did as good as you do with all those 'big baller' badges you've got. Wait a minute, those are mine...carry on!!
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