[tad0matic]

messing with this guy or his girlfriend emilyhaynes is just like jacking off. you know your going to get off on top and there's not much chance you can get ******. leave these trolls to the politics board where they belong. nasty people these trolls.

Hrm...and here I thought my 20th place was in the money. Maybe I should send back the points they gave me for it?

Spot on about me getting reemed at the cash tables! Wish I did as good as you do with all those 'big baller' badges you've got. Wait a minute, those are mine...carry on!!

[mikejamm]

messing with this guy or his girlfriend emilyhaynes is just like jacking off. you know your going to get off on top and there's not much chance you can get ******. leave these trolls to the politics board where they belong. nasty people these trolls.

Yeah real great analogy, Mr. I'm stuck in the fuk'in 80's Quiet Riot lov'in douche bag! How about you actually write something that makes some fuk'in sense, instead of talk'in about your fuk'in whack'in habits! You obviously don't get much pussy, unless its some washed up 40 year old groupie from the 80's, so go buy some more jack lotion, you heavy metal 3 chord wanna be loser!

[mikejamm]

Hrm...and here I thought my 20th place was in the money. Maybe I should send back the points they gave me for it?

Spot on about me getting reemed at the cash tables! Wish I did as good as you do with all those 'big baller' badges you've got. Wait a minute, those are mine...carry on!!

Oh yeah, that's right, you douche bag folded your way to 20th place! Totally forgot about that man, my apologies. Real fondness for your boy tt I see, with you keep'in his pic all up in your avatar. Real class making fun of the special people.

[Triple_D_Bet]

Oh yeah, that's right, you douche bag folded your way to 20th place! Totally forgot about that man, my apologies. Real fondness for your boy tt I see, with you keep'in his pic all up in your avatar. Real class making fun of the special people.

Mikejamms Guide to Dominating Discussions and Making Friends at the Poker Table

1. If you suck as poker, complain about the software being 'rigged' and hope nobody notices you suck.

2. If a winning player call you out on 1), make fun of their performance in specific, isolated incidents and ignore all other evidence of skill and hope nobody notices you suck.

3. If you belatedly realize the incident you chose still shows the player from 2) winning, switch to attacking avatar aand hope nobody notices you suck.

4. ????

5. Respect achieved!


Looking forward to whatever step 4 is jammy, keep the entertainment coming!

[thetrinity]

Yes guys weve successfully fed the troll in this thread.

[mikejamm]

Yes guys weve successfully fed the troll in this thread.

Yep, that's why you keep show'in up asshole!You and your queer butt buddy triple dick suk'er! Funny, how a thread I started about your jackass poker skills, keeps you coming back like the sucker you are!Like I said, run your big fuk'in mouth, start a thread about my playing style and can't back up shit! Out in the 1st level with 7500 in chips! You suck you donkey boy!

[mikejamm]

Mikejamms Guide to Dominating Discussions and Making Friends at the Poker Table

1. If you suck as poker, complain about the software being 'rigged' and hope nobody notices you suck.

2. If a winning player call you out on 1), make fun of their performance in specific, isolated incidents and ignore all other evidence of skill and hope nobody notices you suck.

3. If you belatedly realize the incident you chose still shows the player from 2) winning, switch to attacking avatar aand hope nobody notices you suck.

4. ????

5. Respect achieved!




Looking forward to whatever step 4 is jammy, keep the entertainment coming!

Sure triple dick smoker, after all you fuk'in live here with your loser gay life and big boy lover avatar!

1. Wow, how observant you are, like nobody else has started a "poker is rigged" thread.
2 .Or just act like you queer boy and post an avatar with your wanna be gay lover!


3. Or antagonize weirdo queers who troll threads with said gay lover avatar, because it's obvious I struck a chord and busted you out on your c u m eating lifestyle!

4. What, no thought here, just your ability to show how fuk'in stupid you are?

5.I don't need your respect asshole! I'm not one of your butt buddies! Go fuk yourself!

[thetrinity]

in unrelated news, super donk trinity takes down the 4k guaranteed (109 dollar buy in, more then mike jamm has to his name) last night on 5Dimes. i guess my shit shov'n bluffs paid off.

[mikejamm]

in unrelated news, super donk trinity takes down the 4k guaranteed (109 dollar buy in, more then mike jamm has to his name) last night on 5Dimes. i guess my shit shov'n bluffs paid off.

Lol, post the final standings or it never happened blabber mouth asshole! Whoa! You won an online tourney at 5dimes!Go buy yourself a fuk'in lolly-pop and keep suck'in, cause it's what you do best!

And in even more unrelated donk trinity tranny news, this big mouth jackass "predicted" a major ass whipping by Florida over the Louisville Cardinals in the Sugar Bowl!Not only do you suck as poker, you have the capping skills of an ostrich with his head up his ass instead of in the ground!

[Jrod124]

Lol, post the final standings or it never happened blabber mouth asshole! Whoa! You won an online tourney at 5dimes!Go buy yourself a fuk'in lolly-pop and keep suck'in, cause it's what you do best!

And in even more unrelated donk trinity tranny news, this big mouth jackass "predicted" a major ass whipping by Florida over the Louisville Cardinals in the Sugar Bowl!Not only do you suck as poker, you have the capping skills of an ostrich with his head up his ass instead of in the ground!

Yep I agree, guys bragging about winning 1 online tournament. Who the fuk cares? How many times did he get lucky to take down that event? Prolly won 50 or 60 flips depending on the number of entrants.

[mikejamm]

Yep I agree, guys bragging about winning 1 online tournament. Who the fuk cares? How many times did he get lucky to take down that event? Prolly won 50 or 60 flips depending on the number of entrants.

[Triple_D_Bet]

Sure triple dick smoker, after all you fuk'in live here with your loser gay life and big boy lover avatar!

1. Wow, how observant you are, like nobody else has started a "poker is rigged" thread.
2 .Or just act like you queer boy and post an avatar with your wanna be gay lover!


3. Or antagonize weirdo queers who troll threads with said gay lover avatar, because it's obvious I struck a chord and busted you out on your c u m eating lifestyle!

4. What, no thought here, just your ability to show how fuk'in stupid you are?

5.I don't need your respect asshole! I'm not one of your butt buddies! Go fuk yourself!

^^Ironically self-buried.

P.S. http://thesaurus.com/ ...give it a try, you might be able to cobble together a decent insult instead of variations of "tehehe, you're gay"

[mikejamm]

^^Ironically self-buried.

P.S. http://thesaurus.com/ ...give it a try, you might be able to cobble together a decent insult instead of variations of "tehehe, you're gay"

Yeah it's called sarcasm asshole, of course you wouldn't understand it! Keep chomp'in on a big one there triple dick smoker. You and downy boy make a cute couple.

[Triple_D_Bet]

Yeah it's called sarcasm asshole, of course you wouldn't understand it! Keep chomp'in on a big one there triple dick smoker. You and downy boy make a cute couple.

OK, you win; I obviously can't insult you as well as you can...well played!

[mikejamm]

OK, you win; I obviously can't insult you as well as you can...well played!

Yeah, you got that part right, you can't insult anybody, since you're basically a fuk'in idiot and and have no command or understanding of the English language. At least you know when your ass has been handed to you.

[Triple_D_Bet]

[thetrinity]

Lol, post the final standings or it never happened blabber mouth asshole! Whoa! You won an online tourney at 5dimes!Go buy yourself a fuk'in lolly-pop and keep suck'in, cause it's what you do best!

And in even more unrelated donk trinity tranny news, this big mouth jackass "predicted" a major ass whipping by Florida over the Louisville Cardinals in the Sugar Bowl!Not only do you suck as poker, you have the capping skills of an ostrich with his head up his ass instead of in the ground!

where did i predict a major ass whipping clown? i said floridas offense is terrible, i would never lay 2 tds with them in that game.

keep makin shit up though, im sure you never played in more then a 10 dollar tournament in your entire life.

[thetrinity]

i think its funny i posted about 7 or 8 hands in the past couple weeks and this fool hasnt came in to comment once, my guess is because he has no idea how to play at all and can only troll cant offer up a simple opinion of anything. im sure hes never played more then a 10 dollar tournament in his life or a penny ante type game.

[Triple_D_Bet]

Probably true trin...but you do have to hand it to him: at least he's honest enough to admit that he insults himself better than we ever could. From there, it's just a matter of time before he realizes how wrong he is....who knows, our little jammy might be growing up