1. 12-13-12 10:14 AM #1
    RudyRuetigger
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    12 days of SBR Poker Christmas

    Came up with it quick. I am sure we can fit better ones in.



    1.A doomswitch that will fukk me over

    2. Seat changers

    3. Dumb suckouts

    4. Calling stations

    5. Rigged games

    6. Bubble-stallers

    7. Fish a fishing

    8. Nits a nitting

    9. Donkeys spewing

    10. Ratholes leaving

    11. Rivers screwing [me]

    12. Shortstacks pushing
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  2. 12-13-12 11:06 AM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    12 days of SBR Poker Christmas

    12 suckouts sucking

    11 mikejamms bitching

    10 SEAWEEDS -a- losing

    9 Gummos botting

    8 4uks -a- eating

    7 The Giants -a- swishing

    6 PO's -a- scamming

    5 who the fuk IS bigblue?

    4 deadphish points

    3 stash busts

    2 titty folds

    And an eberetta classic min cash
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  3. 12-13-12 12:00 PM #3
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    1-12....slowrolling the nuts
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  4. 12-13-12 12:44 PM #4
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    On the ?th day of Christmas SBR poker gave to me,

    12- Rudys rUnning
    11- Mikejams Moaning
    10- Augustus felted
    9- Yisman Stations
    8- Borednazs Bitching
    7- Tatddys trying
    6- Beerdogs Blowin
    5- Centaurs Rannnttiing
    4- Krashmans Sitting
    3- Milwaukees checking
    2- Gummos Botting
    1- And an SBR Lou to Rig it all (I guess could use SBR crew instead of Lou but oh well)
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  5. 12-13-12 03:05 PM #5
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    LOL...good stuff DS
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  6. 12-13-12 04:21 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by downsouth View Post
    On the ?th day of Christmas SBR poker gave to me,

    12- Rudys rUnning
    11- Mikejams Moaning
    10- Augustus felted
    9- Yisman Stations
    8- Borednazs Bitching
    7- Tatddys trying
    6- Beerdogs Blowin
    5- Centaurs Rannnttiing
    4- Krashmans Sitting
    3- Milwaukees checking
    2- Gummos Botting
    1- And an SBR Lou to Rig it all (I guess could use SBR crew instead of Lou but oh well)


    Beautiful, man!
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  7. 12-13-12 05:35 PM #7
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  8. 12-13-12 05:38 PM #8
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    days 1-12 mikejamm complaining its rigged and sbr hates liberals
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  9. 12-13-12 09:36 PM #9
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    12 hit and runners

    11 chip buy in

    10 players tabling

    9 flush cards hittin

    8 minute auto-boot

    7 cashes worth gettin

    6's runner runnering

    5 Mikejam threads

    4 months of daily tournys

    3 players signed up in the High Roller

    2 many bots

    and a Lou playing poker as Big Blue
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  10. 12-14-12 06:11 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by thetrinity View Post
    days 1-12 mikejamm complaining its rigged and sbr hates liberals
    That's the best you could come up with asshole? You are one dumb fuk'in right wing stupid douche bag! You've never had a fuk'in original thought in your life have you? Now go put opie's cok back in your mouth and run along moron!
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  11. 12-14-12 06:53 AM #11
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    "On the 12 days of Christmas, SBR poker gave to me..."

    12 shitty orbits
    11 losing tourneys
    10 off suit hole cards
    9 bluffing callers
    8 major suckouts
    7 ghost players
    6 newbies winning
    5 bitch threads started by meeeee!
    4 busted straights
    3 blinds left
    2 drawing dead
    ....and a river card that always fuk's me!
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  12. 12-14-12 07:46 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by mikejamm View Post
    That's the best you could come up with asshole? You are one dumb fuk'in right wing stupid douche bag! You've never had a fuk'in original thought in your life have you? Now go put opie's cok back in your mouth and run along moron!
    not a right wing stupid douchebag, actually could care less about politics, care about things i can actually control. thanks though.
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