1. #1
    Emily_Haines
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    If it wasn't for RIGGED games I'd win everytime

    Play my ass off and get it all in with best hand and of course end up getting fuked.



    ***** Hand history (v1.2) *****
    Hand ID 2188383
    $0 + $11 Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 16:44:00 16/08/2012 ET
    Table 'Table 34129', 10 seats max, Real money
    Seat 3 is the button. Small Blind $1000, Big Blind $2000
    Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 10
    Seat 3 (playing) : emily_haines, amount $20464, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
    Seat 8 (playing) : memo99, amount $40848, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
    Seat 10 (playing) : thetrinity, amount $19688, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
    memo99: Small Blind ($1000)
    thetrinity: Big Blind ($2000)
    ** Dealing Down Cards **
    Dealt to emily_haines: [7s, Ah]
    emily_haines: Raise. ($4000)
    memo99: Raise. ($6000)
    thetrinity: Fold. ($0)
    emily_haines: Raise. ($20364)
    memo99: Call. ($14364)
    emily_haines: Show Cards ($0)
    memo99: Show Cards ($0)
    ** Dealing Flop **
    Community cards: [2d, Ad, Qh]
    ** Dealing Turn **
    Community cards: [Kd]
    ** Dealing River **
    Community cards: [4s]
    ** End Round **
    ** Evaluate **
    memo99: Show Cards ($0)
    emily_haines: Show Cards ($0)
    ** Showdown **
    Main pot $43028, Rake $0
    Summary emily_haines: bet $24364, won $0, net $-24364
    Summary memo99: bet $21364, won $43028, net $21664, HoleCards [Ks, Qd], HiHand [two pairs, kings and queens] [Ks, Kd, Qh, Qd, Ad], won $43028 from main pot

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    daneblazer
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    and if my aunt had a dik she'd be my uncle

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    chilidog
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    with the amount of bad beats em posts about, he/she must be a horrible poker player

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    Best advice I can give you is to avoid making mistakes like this. This video should sum it up.


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    u do realize u were less than 60 percent fav right? almost a coinflip

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    Nice minraise. Pause. Not.

    This suit is blacknot.

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    if you were that good you wouldn't waste your time playing SBR Poker, so stop whining

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    And conveniently, you forgot to make a thread for this hand:

    ***** Hand history (v1.2) *****
    Hand ID 2122028
    $0 + $11 Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 10:23:00 01.08.2012 ET
    Table 'Table 33425', 10 seats max, Real money
    Seat 7 is the button. Small Blind $25, Big Blind $50
    Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 10
    Seat 1 (playing) : borednaz, amount $3076, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
    Seat 2 (playing) : emily_haines, amount $2734, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
    Seat 5 (playing) : Czu81, amount $1720, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
    Seat 6 (playing) : senseionline, amount $1761, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
    Seat 7 (playing) : thetrinity, amount $1773, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
    Seat 8 (playing) : Diesel79, amount $2403, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
    Seat 9 (playing) : mikemca, amount $2510, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
    Seat 10 (playing) : petriux, amount $3143, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
    Diesel79: Small Blind ($25)
    mikemca: Big Blind ($50)
    ** Dealing Down Cards **
    Dealt to Czu81: [Ad, Kh]
    petriux: Fold. ($0)
    borednaz: Fold.. ($0)
    emily_haines: Call. ($50)
    Czu81: Raise. ($1720)
    senseionline: Fold. ($0)
    thetrinity: Fold.. ($0)
    Diesel79: Fold.. ($0)
    mikemca: Fold.. ($0)
    emily_haines: Call. ($1670)
    emily_haines: Show Cards ($0)
    Czu81: Show Cards ($0)
    ** Dealing Flop **
    Community cards: [5d, Qs, Qh]
    ** Dealing Turn **
    Community cards: [Jh]
    ** Dealing River **
    Community cards: [5s]
    ** End Round **
    ** Evaluate **
    emily_haines: Show Cards ($0)
    Czu81: Show Cards ($0)
    ** Showdown **
    Main pot $3515, Rake $0
    Summary emily_haines: bet $1720, won $1758, net $38, HoleCards [7h, Ah], HiHand [two pairs, queens and fives] [Qs, Qh, 5s, 5D, Ah], won $1758 from main pot
    Summary Czu81: bet $1720, won $1757, net $37, HoleCard

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    hockey216
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    Emily you were only like 60/40 before the flop. you weren't that big of a favorite. you act like A7 is a monster hand preflop.

    i just got back from AC. flopped the stone cold nuts (top set), got all in on flop, and guy 2-outered me. thats much bigger beat than A7 losing a preflop all in.

    Emily you suck at poker and shouldnt make the lists for people who are bad. most of the hands you post whining about are routine beats. did you just start learning poker? it seems like you havent played very long when you whine about hands that aren't even that bad.

    other night i had QJ and the flop was Q-Q-J. i got all in on flop, AA called me, and rivered an A. That is a bad beat. not the shit you keep posting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hockey216 View Post
    Emily you were only like 60/40 before the flop. you weren't that big of a favorite. you act like A7 is a monster hand preflop.

    i just got back from AC. flopped the stone cold nuts (top set), got all in on flop, and guy 2-outered me. thats much bigger beat than A7 losing a preflop all in.

    Emily you suck at poker and shouldnt make the lists for people who are bad. most of the hands you post whining about are routine beats. did you just start learning poker? it seems like you havent played very long when you whine about hands that aren't even that bad.

    other night i had QJ and the flop was Q-Q-J. i got all in on flop, AA called me, and rivered an A. That is a bad beat. not the shit you keep posting.
    for a guy that sucks i still got more poker badges than you

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    Emily isn't your rating a 1400? You shouldn't be the judge of who is good and who is bad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hockey216 View Post
    Emily isn't your rating a 1400? You shouldn't be the judge of who is good and who is bad.
    I'll let the many 100's in my wallet decide if I'm good or bad.

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    Who did you beat to win all those 100's?

    If you are such a winner why are you the worst player on SBR with a 1400 rating?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emily_Haines View Post
    for a guy that sucks i still got more poker badges than you
    lol love it how that's your only response to everyone who criticizes u

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    Emily_Haines
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    I got two tournament wins

    and four 3rd place finsihes

    out of the four third place finishes I got it all in preflop with the best hand 3 out of 4 times

    RIGGED!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    hockey216
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    Emily the hands you whine about aren't even that bad. you complain everytime you lose a 60/40 hand.

    If hands that were 40% never won, the odds wouldn't be 60/40. They would be 100%/0%.

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    When I flop an A I'm way better than 60/40 genius.

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    after the flop you were less than 80/20. That's really only 4-to-1. That's actually more likely than having a flush draw on the turn. it happens all the time.

    Besides...

    the money didn't go in on the flop genius.

    When the money went in you were barely 60/40.

    Included in his 40% is the probability that you flop an A and he turns two pair.

    you act like going all in preflop with A-7 offsuit is a world class play.

    You suck. Stop whining.
    Last edited by hockey216; 08-17-12 at 02:19 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hockey216 View Post
    ummm duh... but the money didn't go in on the flop genius.

    When the money went in you were barely 60/40.

    you act like going all in preflop with A-7 offsuit is a world class play.

    you suck at poker.
    A7 was best hand. Three handed against maniac. It is the nuts.

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    Oh and you suck at poker.

    Don't be surprised when the 11-15 list comes out that you don't find your way onto it.

    Chumps like you are the reason why we have 50000 online sportsbooks and a casino in every town.

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    Emily you are the worst player on SBR with a 1400 rating.

    Nobody cares about your "10 worst players" list because you are worse than everyone on this site combined.

    And all you do is whine. Go cry to barack obama. He'll offer you some welfare.

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    You were 60/40 when the money went in.

    YOU WERE NOT THAT BIG OF A FAVORITE!

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    Your just jealous of my success Mr. One poker badge and Mr. #173 place man.

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    57.2/42.8 definitely rigged

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emily_Haines View Post
    I got two tournament wins

    and four 3rd place finsihes

    out of the four third place finishes I got it all in preflop with the best hand 3 out of 4 times

    RIGGED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    And, you just keep playing and whining

    Why do you have to make your life miserable?

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    Quote Originally Posted by hockey216 View Post

    And all you do is whine. Go cry to barack obama. He'll offer you some welfare.
    Just so you know, he's from England

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    emily is a typical liberal. No sense of personal responsibility. Nothing is ever his fault.

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    OMG! That is like the worst bad beat ever. 60% favourites should win 100% of the time, right? Get over yourself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tb1984 View Post
    Just so you know, he's from England
    I thought he/she posted not too long ago he/she was playing at a Minnesota casino.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Halstad View Post
    I thought he/she posted not too long ago he/she was playing at a Minnesota casino.
    I was playing with him at the Omaha hi/lo table, and he said that he's from Canterbury, England

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    Quote Originally Posted by tb1984 View Post
    I was playing with him at the Omaha hi/lo table, and he said that he's from Canterbury, England
    I could be wrong, but would people in England actually make a Penn State joke?

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    thats y its rigged so we cant win

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    new person here what is all these threads and talk about it being rigged? is this just some inside joke or something?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dux90 View Post
    new person here what is all these threads and talk about it being rigged? is this just some inside joke or something?
    Just a whiny player that always complains about SBR poker being rigged. He thinks that he should win every hands that he's in when he has better cards. Serious or not, his complains just piss people off, and make people think his life is miserable.

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