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    TheCentaur
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    Absolutely done with SBR poker

    Either there are some people who have more info or I suck...either way I'm done

    ***** Hand history (v1.2) *****
    Hand ID 1923045
    $2/$4 NL Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 02:07:00 20/06/2012 ET
    Table 'Burn Ban', 6 seats max, Real money
    Seat 1 is the button. Small Blind $2, Big Blind $4
    Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 6
    Seat 1 (playing) : dtp, amount $1211.20, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
    Seat 4 (playing) : SBR_John, amount $461, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
    Seat 6 (playing) : thecentaur, amount $425.80, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
    SBR_John: Small Blind ($2)
    thecentaur: Big Blind ($4)
    ** Dealing Down Cards **
    Dealt to thecentaur: [Ad, Js]
    dtp: Raise. ($12)
    SBR_John: Fold. ($0)
    thecentaur: Call. ($8)
    ** Dealing Flop **
    Community cards: [Qs, 5s, Kh]
    thecentaur: Check. ($0)
    dtp: Bet. ($14)
    thecentaur: Call. ($14)
    ** Dealing Turn **
    Community cards: [5c]
    thecentaur: Check. ($0)
    dtp: Bet. ($29)
    thecentaur: Call. ($29)
    ** Dealing River **
    Community cards: [Qd]
    thecentaur: Bet. ($56)
    dtp: Raise. ($179)
    thecentaur: Fold. ($0)
    ** End Round **
    ** Evaluate **
    dtp: Show Cards ($0)
    ** Showdown **
    Main pot $346, Rake $1
    Summary dtp: bet $234, won $346, net $112, HoleCards [7d, 4d], HiHand [two pairs, queens and fives] [Qs, Qd, 5s, 5c, Kh], won $346 from main pot

    Good play? Maybe, but when u get no action when u get a hand and get called down or raised when ur weak but played it strong from the same guy it isn't worth trying to play here. Just trivia and posting points for me now. If you see me in the poker room again don't hold back, call me a retarded fool, or call me that right now I don't care.

    Going to try to do something productive with my time

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    Jeffie
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    u drunk?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeffie View Post
    u drunk?
    Centaur got outplayed, and for some inexplicable reason, is reacting like a massive crybaby, and is taking his ball and going home.

    I speak for the entire SBR poker community when I say: good riddance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    Centaur got outplayed, and for some inexplicable reason, is reacting like a massive crybaby, and is taking his ball and going home.

    I speak for the entire SBR poker community when I say: good riddance.
    Why do you think you speak for the entire poker community? I called you "Thegnat" a few times in a spoof on ur name and you've hated me for it ever since. I think a lot of posters would take exception to a guy with that avatar speaking for them.

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    He is back playing already.

    His self-imposed "forever" sentence lasted less than an hour.


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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    He is back playing already.

    His self-imposed "forever" sentence lasted less than an hour.

    Yeah I'm a degenerate with little self control. Now come back with some kind of smart ass comment smart guy

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    TheCentaur
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    ezmoney said he was coming in here to post his coming out announcement

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    i have been a massive degen lately, sucks when you dont get cards. Cant get even a decent hand for over a week and when I do get 1 out of 50 someone has 6 of a kind Aces. Either way everyone just keeps saying name of the game right? My only question is that if all the people that say this have tons of pts are obvioulsy pretty good are they all making money at some other site or live?

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    it's rigged only if you are losing

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    see you at the tables today centaur

    you, hurls and mikejamm should have a sub forum for poker sob stories

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    the play here is so losed because is not real money on the table.
    99% of the same players in a real table will behave like old ladies taking care of their retirement, not risking 1 penny.
    in their mind is just for fun, and when a big event happens u see how carefull ther are at playing poker not cards.
    just taket easy and play all in or fold if makes u feell better but do not quit, if you do so, u are giving in into the bad play.
    best regards
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    Ez Money 77
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    Centaur got outplayed, and for some inexplicable reason, is reacting like a massive crybaby, and is taking his ball and going home.

    I speak for the entire SBR poker community when I say: good riddance.
    I myself can say that I don't want this guy to leave Giant. He gets out played almost every night. Let him keep up his bitching a whining. He has enough points to go around just jump on in.

    Centaur all u do is bitch. If someone takes 3 seconds too long to make a call they are slow rollin you. If they call right away u say dumb insta call. Dude u are a joke.

    Someone talks shit back he says something like you are going on block, good bye. LOL

    U just can't handle the same bs u deal out. Pick up your skirt. Bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheCentaur View Post
    Either there are some people who have more info or I suck...either way I'm done

    ***** Hand history (v1.2) *****
    Hand ID 1923045
    $2/$4 NL Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 02:07:00 20/06/2012 ET
    Table 'Burn Ban', 6 seats max, Real money
    Seat 1 is the button. Small Blind $2, Big Blind $4
    Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 6
    Seat 1 (playing) : dtp, amount $1211.20, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
    Seat 4 (playing) : SBR_John, amount $461, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
    Seat 6 (playing) : thecentaur, amount $425.80, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
    SBR_John: Small Blind ($2)
    thecentaur: Big Blind ($4)
    ** Dealing Down Cards **
    Dealt to thecentaur: [Ad, Js]
    dtp: Raise. ($12)
    SBR_John: Fold. ($0)
    thecentaur: Call. ($8)
    ** Dealing Flop **
    Community cards: [Qs, 5s, Kh]
    thecentaur: Check. ($0)
    dtp: Bet. ($14)
    thecentaur: Call. ($14)
    ** Dealing Turn **
    Community cards: [5c]
    thecentaur: Check. ($0)
    dtp: Bet. ($29)
    thecentaur: Call. ($29)
    ** Dealing River **
    Community cards: [Qd]
    thecentaur: Bet. ($56)
    dtp: Raise. ($179)
    thecentaur: Fold. ($0)
    ** End Round **
    ** Evaluate **
    dtp: Show Cards ($0)
    ** Showdown **
    Main pot $346, Rake $1
    Summary dtp: bet $234, won $346, net $112, HoleCards [7d, 4d], HiHand [two pairs, queens and fives] [Qs, Qd, 5s, 5c, Kh], won $346 from main pot

    Good play? Maybe, but when u get no action when u get a hand and get called down or raised when ur weak but played it strong from the same guy it isn't worth trying to play here. Just trivia and posting points for me now. If you see me in the poker room again don't hold back, call me a retarded fool, or call me that right now I don't care.

    Going to try to do something productive with my time
    Glad to help.

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    BiTeMe UsAdOj
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheCentaur View Post
    Absolutely done with SBR poker



    Quote Originally Posted by TheCentaur View Post
    If you see me in the poker room again don't hold back, call me a retarded fool, or call me that right now I don't care.


    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    He is back playing already.

    His self-imposed "forever" sentence lasted less than an hour.

    Quote Originally Posted by TheCentaur View Post
    ezmoney said he was coming in here to post his coming out announcement
    Quote Originally Posted by JAKEPEAVY21 View Post
    see you at the tables today centaur
    you, hurls and mikejamm should have a sub forum for poker sob stories
    Quote Originally Posted by Ez Money 77 View Post
    U just can't handle the same bs u deal out. Pick up your skirt. Bitch.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ez Money 77 View Post
    retarded fool,


    Quote Originally Posted by Ez Money 77 View Post
    Glad to help.

    Holy shit I love SBR poker!!!


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    yesterday first hand of the tourney i get 2 pair and was ousted by a guy who hit a set. today first hand of the tourney my QQ loses to KAce. oh well life goes on. stop whining , you , k13 , and mikej amm are the biggest fukkin babies here
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    i tell you guys pokers a funny game , dont try to beat it just play it... gl cen

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    I stopped playing on SBR because I found a Root Key on my Registry. It took some scrubbing but I found it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ez Money 77 View Post
    I myself can say that I don't want this guy to leave Giant. He gets out played almost every night. Let him keep up his bitching a whining. He has enough points to go around just jump on in.

    Centaur all u do is bitch. If someone takes 3 seconds too long to make a call they are slow rollin you. If they call right away u say dumb insta call. Dude u are a joke.

    Someone talks shit back he says something like you are going on block, good bye. LOL

    U just can't handle the same bs u deal out. Pick up your skirt. Bitch.
    I put you on block because as bad as gets in the poker room I will not talk shit when I win a pot against someone or laugh at them when they are doing poorly like you do.

    You act as if you are some cool calm pro that never gets rattled and just plays here for shits and giggles. When bigblue handed ur ass to you for a couple of days I would have thought there was an angry hornet's nest down there in ur mom's basement the way u acted.

    Anyway, lets get to the real reason you came in here (your coming out announcement)

    If ur mom doesn't see your announcement on here we'll get triggertrace and gritsngravy to tell her later when they see her.

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    let me get this straight, you check it down to the river and bet $56 when there are 2 pairs on the board with a K kicker?
    your first mistake was calling a low bet after the flop and then continuing to check
    you have AJ!
    the guy that raised your petty $54 bet to $179 played that hand perfectly. he knew you didn't hit a thing and made himself look like he had the better hand from the beginning. even with rags.
    the guy that won that hand played well. you didn't. just face it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ridims View Post
    let me get this straight, you check it down to the river and bet $56 when there are 2 pairs on the board with a K kicker?
    your first mistake was calling a low bet after the flop and then continuing to check
    you have AJ!
    the guy that raised your petty $54 bet to $179 played that hand perfectly. he knew you didn't hit a thing and made himself look like he had the better hand from the beginning. even with rags.
    the guy that won that hand played well. you didn't. just face it.
    How would a player in my position with a Queen have played that hand?

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    because if you did have a Q you would have bet after the turn. not check and then just call a lousy $14 bet....
    you checked down every card until after the river and he had you by the nuts at that point anyway. he was aggressive enough and smarter then you. he knew you didn't have a Q, K or a 5.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ridims View Post
    because if you did have a Q you would have bet after the turn.
    Why would I do that, should I have known the river Queen was coming?

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    whats the big deal if Centaur gets pissed and says he doesnt want to play then does again?? I do it others do it. If you were not allowed to post shit like that in this forum it would be boring no bantar all just a love fest. cmon we all bitch or get really pissed playing poker whats the matter with venting. I dont even think you can call yourself a massive degen when have over 2000 pts so he is doing something right. He has more than most of us posting in this thread. Why is everyone else so worried about what everyone else does.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hurls View Post
    whats the big deal if Centaur gets pissed and says he doesnt want to play then does again?? I do it others do it. If you were not allowed to post shit like that in this forum it would be boring no bantar all just a love fest. cmon we all bitch or get really pissed playing poker whats the matter with venting. I dont even think you can call yourself a massive degen when have over 2000 pts so he is doing something right. He has more than most of us posting in this thread. Why is everyone else so worried about what everyone else does.
    If nobody pissed and moaned about the rigged software and always losing when getting it in good, Lou would be the only one starting threads in this sub forum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheCentaur View Post
    Why would I do that, should I have known the river Queen was coming?
    No but your bet after the river was dumb because he knew you didn't have Q or anything else. Checking down won't convince anyone you have a thing. His raise schooled you in the end. Kudos for his play. You should have bet or re raised after the turn with your hand to get a read instead of waiting at the end after the river.

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    Believe it or not but there are successful online poker players out there. If you think the software is rigged then gO to the casino. It's as easy as that.

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    you got outplayed and its a problem?

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    SBR is nothing, try playing at William Hill (ipoker), Basically SBR x 100.


    I hit one in a million odds every single day only playing 50 hands.

    Most fucken rigged site in the whole fucken world and I've played them all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by a4u2fear View Post
    you got outplayed and its a problem?

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    i was expecting something like runner runner 3 of a kind to beat out a pocket pair of rockets.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ridims View Post
    i was expecting something like runner runner 3 of a kind to beat out a pocket pair of rockets.
    Go pro or gtfo

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheCentaur View Post
    I put you on block because as bad as gets in the poker room I will not talk shit when I win a pot against someone or laugh at them when they are doing poorly like you do.

    You act as if you are some cool calm pro that never gets rattled and just plays here for shits and giggles. When bigblue handed ur ass to you for a couple of days I would have thought there was an angry hornet's nest down there in ur mom's basement the way u acted.

    Anyway, lets get to the real reason you came in here (your coming out announcement)

    If ur mom doesn't see your announcement on here we'll get triggertrace and gritsngravy to tell her later when they see her.
    I didn't laugh at you idiot. I was laughin at the fact that when u got beat u were bitching to someone else about it so much. That's what was funny. I play sbr poker a lot and I guarantee u that u won't find another person that plays at the same table as me that can say I talk shit about me beating them or them losing a hand. I talk shit to you because u dish it out.

    Big Blue is another story. The guy is the worse player on the site to play against. He talks shit every time he sucks out on you and everyone else. I played against him 2 times outside of the 2 tournaments. The first night he cleaned my clock for 1500 pts, the second night I took care of business and took 3000 pts from him just ask Jonelyn. I didn't cry when he took my money, I came in the other room and said he beat my ass. So get your stories straight before u try to talk your shit.

    Quote Originally Posted by Hurls View Post
    whats the big deal if Centaur gets pissed and says he doesnt want to play then does again?? I do it others do it. If you were not allowed to post shit like that in this forum it would be boring no bantar all just a love fest. cmon we all bitch or get really pissed playing poker whats the matter with venting. I dont even think you can call yourself a massive degen when have over 2000 pts so he is doing something right. He has more than most of us posting in this thread. Why is everyone else so worried about what everyone else does.

    You are leaving out the fact that this clown made a thread stating to call him a retard if he plays in the sbr poker rooms anymore which he did less than 24 hours later.

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    so i dont think he has a problem with people calling him a retard in the poker room if he plays again, dont want to speak for him. Do you centaur?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ez Money 77 View Post
    I play sbr poker a lot and I guarantee u that u won't find another person that plays at the same table as me that can say I talk shit about me beating them or them losing a hand. I talk shit to you because u dish it out.
    Impressive, you guarantee one thing in the first sentence then verbally break it in the next.

    Or maybe you mean besides me. Oh wait you said you did that to bigblue also. So besides bigblue and myself. Wait, maybe there have been other people who said something or talked shit to you so you retaliated. So just to people who make you mad. Who knows what you mean or what you think your behavior has been. Pretty obvious ur a talented revisionist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheCentaur View Post
    Go pro or gtfo
    No need really. I can still post on here regardless. Reading up on stupid posts like yours make me laugh enough. And it's free entertainment.

    Go on pro . Go on and bitch how you got beat by a legit player who schooled your broke pro ass! Hahaha

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