[Jimmy Proffett]

Yeah, another bitch thread. But this one has hand histories.

Looked for my results w/ pocket queens, kings, and aces in the last couple days. Didn't include pots that stopped before the river card. To emphasize, these hands are every hand that I've had pocket QQ, KK, or AA that have gone to the river. I haven't excluded any winners.

Enjoy:


***** Hand history (v1.2) *****
Hand ID 1844907
$0.25/$0.50 NL Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 21:55:00 02/06/2012 ET
Table 'Free Falling', 10 seats max, Real money
ireland1946: Small Blind ($0.25)
JimmyProffett: Big Blind ($0.50)
** Dealing Down Cards **
Dealt to JimmyProffett: [Qd, Qc]
milwaukee_mike: Call. ($0.50)
GaryDN: Fold. ($0)
PokerFloyd: Call. ($0.50)
shane: Fold.. ($0)
Beerdog99: Fold.. ($0)
mrleisure: Fold.. ($0)
ireland1946: Raise. ($3)
JimmyProffett: Raise. ($14.50)
milwaukee_mike: Fold.. ($0)
PokerFloyd: Fold. ($0)
ireland1946: Call. ($11.50)
** Dealing Flop **
Community cards: [Ah, 7c, 7s]
ireland1946: Check. ($0)
JimmyProffett: Bet. ($12)
ireland1946: Call. ($11.37)
JimmyProffett: Show Cards ($0)
ireland1946: Show Cards ($0)
** Dealing Turn **
Community cards: [Ad]
** Dealing River **
Community cards: [4d]
** End Round **
** Evaluate **
ireland1946: Show Cards ($0)
JimmyProffett: Show Cards ($0)
** Showdown **
Main pot $50.14, Rake $2.60Side pot #1 $0.63, Rake $0Summary JimmyProffett: bet $27, won $0.63, net $-26.37, HoleCards [Qd, Qc], HiHand [two pairs, aces and queens] [Ah, Ad, Qd, Qc, 7s], won $0.63 from side pot #1
Summary ireland1946: bet $26.12, won $50.14, net $24.02, HoleCards [7h, 7d], HiHand [four of a kind, sevens] [7s, 7h, 7d, 7c, Ah], won $50.14 from main pot


***** Hand history (v1.2) *****
Hand ID 1870295
$2/$4 NL Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 02:18:00 08/06/2012 ET
Table 'Burn Ban', 6 seats max, Real money
JimmyProffett: Small Blind ($2)
thecentaur: Big Blind ($4)
** Dealing Down Cards **
Dealt to JimmyProffett: [Ad, Ac]
JimmyProffett: Call. ($2)
thecentaur: Check. ($0)
** Dealing Flop **
Community cards: [5d, 7c, 2h]
thecentaur: Bet. ($4)
JimmyProffett: Call. ($4)
** Dealing Turn **
Community cards: [7s]
thecentaur: Bet. ($8)
JimmyProffett: Raise. ($30)
thecentaur: Raise. ($60)
JimmyProffett: Call. ($30)
** Dealing River **
Community cards: [3c]
thecentaur: Bet. ($65)
JimmyProffett: Call. ($65)
** End Round **
** Evaluate **
thecentaur: Show Cards ($0)
JimmyProffett: Muck ($0)
** Showdown **
Main pot $265, Rake $1
Summary JimmyProffett: bet $133, won $0, net $-133, HoleCards [Ad, Ac]
Summary thecentaur: bet $141, won $265, net $124, HoleCards [7d, 2c], HiHand [a full house, sevens full of twos] [7s, 7d, 7c, 2h, 2c], won $265 from main pot


Hand ID 1876102
$500 + $50 Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 13:33:10 09/06/2012 ET
Table 'Table 30459', 10 seats max, Real money
mp5070: Small Blind ($50)
pittmatt80: Big Blind ($100)
** Dealing Down Cards **
Dealt to JimmyProffett: [Qc, Qs]
TheMoneyShot: Call. ($100)
secretstash: Fold.. ($0)
JimmyProffett: Raise. ($350)
GUMMO77: Fold.. ($0)
mp5070: Raise. ($1130)
pittmatt80: Fold. ($0)
TheMoneyShot: Fold. ($0)
JimmyProffett: Call. ($780)
JimmyProffett: Show Cards ($0)
mp5070: Show Cards ($0)
** Dealing Flop **
Community cards: [Ks, Ad, 8c]
** Dealing Turn **
Community cards: [8s]
** Dealing River **
Community cards: [5d]
** End Round **
** Evaluate **
mp5070: Show Cards ($0)
JimmyProffett: Show Cards ($0)
** Showdown **
Main pot $2460, Rake $0
Summary JimmyProffett: bet $1130, won $0, net $-1130, HoleCards [Qc, Qs]Summary mp5070: bet $1180, won $2460, net $1280, HoleCards [Kc, Ah], HiHand [two pairs, aces and kings] [Ah, Ad, Ks, Kc, 8s], won $2460 from main pot


***** Hand history (v1.2) *****
Hand ID 1881342
$1/$2 NL Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 22:25:02 10/06/2012 ET
PokerFloyd: Small Blind ($1)
john_morrison: Big Blind ($2)
JimmyProffett: Big Blind ($2)
** Dealing Down Cards **
Dealt to JimmyProffett: [Jc, Jh]
Beerdog99: Call. ($2)
wal66: Fold.. ($0)
JimmyProffett: Raise. ($7.50)
ireland1946: Fold. ($0)
PokerFloyd: Fold.. ($0)
john_morrison: Fold.. ($0)
Beerdog99: Call. ($5.50)
** Dealing Flop **
Community cards: [3h, Ac, 7s]
Beerdog99: Check. ($0)
JimmyProffett: Check. ($0)
** Dealing Turn **
Community cards: [Kc]
Beerdog99: Check. ($0)
JimmyProffett: Check. ($0)
** Dealing River **
Community cards: [6c]
Beerdog99: Check. ($0)
JimmyProffett: Check. ($0)
** End Round **
** Evaluate **
Beerdog99: Show Cards ($0)
JimmyProffett: Muck ($0)
** Showdown **
Main pot $17.10, Rake $0.90Summary Beerdog99: bet $7.50, won $17.10, net $9.60, HoleCards [As, 2s], HiHand [a pair of aces] [As, Ac, Kc, 7s, 6c], won $17.10 from main potSummary JimmyProffett: bet $9.50, won $0, net $-9.50, HoleCards [Jc, Jh]


***** Hand history (v1.2) *****
Hand ID 1880044
$100 + $10 Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 17:12:18 10/06/2012 ET
Table 'Table 30500', 10 seats max, Real money
stevek173: Small Blind ($15)
JimmyProffett: Big Blind ($30)
** Dealing Down Cards **
Dealt to JimmyProffett: [Ac, Ad]
ireland1946: Fold. ($0)
exposinglines247: Fold
BigDaddy: Fold. ($0)
wtt0315: Call.. ($30)
playersonly69: Fold
zam77: Fold.. ($0)
vladu89: Fold.. ($0)
jeffie: Fold.. ($0)
stevek173: Raise. ($99)
JimmyProffett: Raise. ($300)
wtt0315: Fold. ($0)
stevek173: Call. ($201)
** Dealing Flop **
Community cards: [7h, 3s, 3c]
stevek173: Check. ($0)
JimmyProffett: Bet. ($375)
stevek173: Raise. ($2160)
JimmyProffett: Call. ($1785)
stevek173: Show Cards ($0)
JimmyProffett: Show Cards ($0)
** Dealing Turn **
Community cards: [Kh]
** Dealing River **
Community cards: [Th]
** End Round **
** Evaluate **
stevek173: Show Cards ($0)
JimmyProffett: Show Cards ($0)
** Showdown **
Main pot $4950, Rake $0Summary stevek173: bet $2475, won $4950, net $2475, HoleCards [Tc, Ts], HiHand [a full house, tens full of threes] [Ts, Th, Tc, 3s, 3c], won $4950 from main pot


***** Hand history (v1.2) *****
Hand ID 1882452
$0 + $11 Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 10:46:00 11/06/2012 ET
Table 'Table 30530', 10 seats max, Real money
adamho: Small Blind ($100)
cabo: Big Blind ($200)
** Dealing Down Cards **
Dealt to JimmyProffett: [Ks, Kh]
robmpink: Fold. ($0)
JimmyProffett: Raise. ($525)
panamabrad: Raise. ($3420)
mefirst: Fold.. ($0)
kjarr89: Fold.. ($0)
RealMadrid: Fold.. ($0)
katstale: Fold. ($0)
adamho: Fold
cabo: Fold. ($0)
JimmyProffett: Call.. ($2895)
JimmyProffett: Show Cards ($0)
panamabrad: Show Cards ($0)
** Dealing Flop **
Community cards: [2h, 3h, Qs]
** Dealing Turn **
Community cards: [Jc]
** Dealing River **
Community cards: [7h]
** End Round **
** Evaluate **
JimmyProffett: Show Cards ($0)
panamabrad: Show Cards ($0)
** Showdown **
Main pot $7140, Rake $0
Summary JimmyProffett: bet $3420, won $0, net $-3420, HoleCards [Ks, Kh]Summary panamabrad: bet $3420, won $7140, net $3720, HoleCards [Qd, Qh], HiHand [three of a kind, queens] [Qs, Qh, Qd, Jc, 7h], won $7140 from main pot

***** Hand history (v1.2) *****
Hand ID 1886429
$0.50/$1 NL Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 00:23:28 12/06/2012 ET
Table 'Lift Off', 10 seats max, Real money
extrainnings: Small Blind ($0.50)
MrKLC: Big Blind ($1)
** Dealing Down Cards **
Dealt to JimmyProffett: [Ac, As]
boscokid: Call. ($1)
aggieshawn: Fold.. ($0)
BestPlay2day: Fold.. ($0)
JimmyProffett: Raise. ($3.50)
freeagent: Raise. ($10)
sweethook: Fold. ($0)
cmval: Fold.. ($0)
extrainnings: Fold.. ($0)
MrKLC: Fold.. ($0)
boscokid: Fold. ($0)
JimmyProffett: Call. ($6.50)
** Dealing Flop **
Community cards: [3d, Ks, 9d]
JimmyProffett: Check. ($0)
freeagent: Bet. ($10)
JimmyProffett: Raise. ($24)
freeagent: Raise. ($132.60)
JimmyProffett: Call. ($63.10)
JimmyProffett: Show Cards ($0)
freeagent: Show Cards ($0)
** Dealing Turn **
Community cards: [7d]
** Dealing River **
Community cards: [Kc]
** End Round **
** Evaluate **
JimmyProffett: Show Cards ($0)
freeagent: Show Cards ($0)
** Showdown **
Main pot $193.70, Rake $3
Side pot #1 $45.50, Rake $0
Summary JimmyProffett: bet $97.10, won $0, net $-97.10
Summary freeagent: bet $152.60, won $239.20, net $86.60, HoleCards [Kd, Ah], HiHand [three of a kind, kings] [Ks, Kd, Kc, Ah, 9d], won $193.70 from main pot, won $45.50 from side pot #1

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Just ordered you this from the SBR store... Sam says allow 2-4 weeks for delivery.

[Jimmy Proffett]

bump for hilarity. This may very well be the last straw.


***** Hand history (v1.2) *****
Hand ID 2002988$0.50/$1 NL Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 18:46:07 06/07/2012

JimmyProffett: Small Blind ($0.50)
GUMMO77: Big Blind ($1)
** Dealing Down Cards **
Dealt to JimmyProffett: [7h, Th]
Diesel79: Fold. ($0)
wikkidinsane: Raise. ($3.50)
dogracin: Fold. ($0)
70kgman: Fold.. ($0)
JimmyProffett: Call. ($3)
GUMMO77: Call. ($2.50)

** Dealing Flop **
Community cards: [4h, 7s, Kh]
JimmyProffett: Bet. ($7)
GUMMO77: Fold. ($0)
wikkidinsane: Raise. ($135.05)
JimmyProffett: Call. ($34.33)
JimmyProffett: Show Cards ($0)
wikkidinsane: Show Cards ($0)

** Dealing Turn **
Community cards: [Ah]

** Dealing River **
Community cards: [5h]

** End Round ****

JimmyProffett: Show Cards ($0)
wikkidinsane: Show Cards ($0)

** Showdown **
Main pot $90.16, Rake $3 Side pot #1 $93.72, Rake $0

Summary JimmyProffett: bet $44.83, won $0, net $-44.83
Summary wikkidinsane: bet $138.55, won $183.88, net $45.33, HoleCards [3h, 2h], HiHand [a straight flush, ace to five] [5h, 4h, 3h, 2h, Ah], won $90.16 from main pot, won $93.72 from side pot #1

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

bump for hilarity. This may very well be the last straw.


***** Hand history (v1.2) *****
Hand ID 2002988$0.50/$1 NL Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 18:46:07 06/07/2012

JimmyProffett: Small Blind ($0.50)
GUMMO77: Big Blind ($1)
** Dealing Down Cards **
Dealt to JimmyProffett: [7h, Th]
Diesel79: Fold. ($0)
wikkidinsane: Raise. ($3.50)
dogracin: Fold. ($0)
70kgman: Fold.. ($0)
JimmyProffett: Call. ($3)
GUMMO77: Call. ($2.50)

** Dealing Flop **
Community cards: [4h, 7s, Kh]
JimmyProffett: Bet. ($7)
GUMMO77: Fold. ($0)
wikkidinsane: Raise. ($135.05)
JimmyProffett: Call. ($34.33)
JimmyProffett: Show Cards ($0)
wikkidinsane: Show Cards ($0)

** Dealing Turn **
Community cards: [Ah]

** Dealing River **
Community cards: [5h]

** End Round ****

JimmyProffett: Show Cards ($0)
wikkidinsane: Show Cards ($0)

** Showdown **
Main pot $90.16, Rake $3 Side pot #1 $93.72, Rake $0

Summary JimmyProffett: bet $44.83, won $0, net $-44.83
Summary wikkidinsane: bet $138.55, won $183.88, net $45.33, HoleCards [3h, 2h], HiHand [a straight flush, ace to five] [5h, 4h, 3h, 2h, Ah], won $90.16 from main pot, won $93.72 from side pot #1

Sometimes the good players can just "feel it coming".

Nice "feel", wikki.

This may very well be the last straw.

I'll say HI to you and centaur when I see ya tonight at the tables.

[The Giant]

I'll say HI to you and centaur when I see ya tonight at the tables.

Give my best to Emily and Hurls...

[BeerDog99]

Man I was hoping to miss this hit list from Jimmy. Sorry bud!

[Jimmy Proffett]

Well, I'll tell you what. I'm just going to cash in so far.

I've had enough of the miracles........ no more miracles........

I love playing with you guys. I'll miss the banter. But I'm not giving up my points to bullshit

good luck everyone. I love you guys.

[Hurls]

Give my best to Emily and Hurls...

the giant always the comedian when you can tell things are going good for him you can tell by pt total when its not he doesnt say as much. BOL giant


Since you are doing so well why dont you throw some of your winnings to the degens

[a4u2fear]

Do you ever fold?

[daneblazer]

I've had some hands live lately that make these look like small potatoes. Flopping the nut straight twice with obscure holdings in the bb in hands I wouldn't even be in only to get put all in by superheroes with top pair then receiving a runner runner full house delight. Then flopping a set of sixes against qq on a 6 4 2 board to see a q on the turn. Then top it off with kk vs 66 on a kq66 board. I could've just doused $800 with 151 and lit on fire for a better time. I'm sure there's someone out there who had me beat. Bad best stories are like baby pictures, lots of people have them, nobody cares to see them.

[Hurls]

I've had some hands live lately that make these look like small potatoes. Flopping the nut straight twice with obscure holdings in the bb in hands I wouldn't even be in only to get put all in by superheroes with top pair then receiving a runner runner full house delight. Then flopping a set of sixes against qq on a 6 4 2 board to see a q on the turn. Then top it off with kk vs 66 on a kq66 board. I could've just doused $800 with 151 and lit on fire for a better time. I'm sure there's someone out there who had me beat. Bad best stories are like baby pictures, lots of people have them, nobody cares to see them.

just cause you have an ugly baby dont group the rest.

[mikejamm]

Gotta agree with you Jimmy. The software here seems to be configured to deal out a series of "coolers". You're lulled into a false sense of thinking you have a decent playable hand and then BAM! What makes it so fuk'in bad too, is you're playing these pocket cards smart and getting a decent bet or raise in there, only to be snap called or shoved all in by a lesser hand which fuk'in hits! Bad play is pretty much rewarded here constantly and strategy and real poker skill is out the fuk'in window with this software. Here's one that cost me 1st place the other night. This guy shoves 33K in pre flop with a fuk'in 3s, 4s against my Ac, Jh. Well you can probable easily guess what the fuk happened.


***** Hand history (v1.2) ***** Hand ID 2000077 $0 + $11 Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 00:52:00 06/07/2012 ET Table 'Table 31946', 10 seats max,

Real money Seat 6 is the button. Small Blind $1500, Big Blind $3000
Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 10 Seat 6 (playing) : mikejamm, amount $43624, amount bet $0, penalty (None)

Seat 8 (playing) : BlindBandit, amount $33816,amount bet $0, penalty (None)

mikejamm: Small Blind ($1500) BlindBandit: Big Blind ($3000)

** Dealing Down Cards ** Dealt to mikejamm: [Ac, Jh]
mikejamm: Raise. ($6000)
BlindBandit: Raise. ($33666)
mikejamm: Call. ($27666)
mikejamm: Show Cards ($0)
BlindBandit: Show Cards ($0)
** Dealing Flop ** Community cards: [Qs, Tc, 5h]
** Dealing Turn ** Community cards: [2h]
** Dealing River ** Community cards: [6h]
** End Round **
** Evaluate ** BlindBandit: Show Cards ($0) mikejamm: Show Cards ($0)
** Showdown ** Main pot $67632, Rake $0
Summary mikejamm: bet $35166, won $0, net $-35166, HoleCards [Ac, Jh]
Summary BlindBandit: bet $36666, won $67632, net $30966, HoleCards [3s, 4s],
HiHand [a straight, two to six] [6h, 5h, 4s, 3s, 2h], won $67632 from main pot

And to add insult to injury, this BlindBandit has no record of any fuk'in posts here on sbr, none! I had this douche bag down to less than 4k and he came back and won every fuk'in hand! I got nothing but shit cards and lost every showdown I played. So again, it stands to reason, that shitty play or call with whatever bullshit you have and it will pay off, get hold of a monster and you might as well get ready donate your fuk'in chips!

[Emily_Haines]

Gotta agree with you Jimmy. The software here seems to be configured to deal out a series of "coolers". You're lulled into a false sense of thinking you have a decent playable hand and then BAM! What makes it so fuk'in bad too, is you're playing these pocket cards smart and getting a decent bet or raise in there, only to be snap called or shoved all in by a lesser hand which fuk'in hits! Bad play is pretty much rewarded here constantly and strategy and real poker skill is out the fuk'in window with this software. Here's one that cost me 1st place the other night. This guy shoves 33K in pre flop with a fuk'in 3s, 4s against my Ac, Jh. Well you can probable easily guess what the fuk happened.


***** Hand history (v1.2) ***** Hand ID 2000077 $0 + $11 Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 00:52:00 06/07/2012 ET Table 'Table 31946', 10 seats max,

Real money Seat 6 is the button. Small Blind $1500, Big Blind $3000
Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 10 Seat 6 (playing) : mikejamm, amount $43624, amount bet $0, penalty (None)

Seat 8 (playing) : BlindBandit, amount $33816,amount bet $0, penalty (None)

mikejamm: Small Blind ($1500) BlindBandit: Big Blind ($3000)

** Dealing Down Cards ** Dealt to mikejamm: [Ac, Jh]
mikejamm: Raise. ($6000)
BlindBandit: Raise. ($33666)
mikejamm: Call. ($27666)
mikejamm: Show Cards ($0)
BlindBandit: Show Cards ($0)
** Dealing Flop ** Community cards: [Qs, Tc, 5h]
** Dealing Turn ** Community cards: [2h]
** Dealing River ** Community cards: [6h]
** End Round **
** Evaluate ** BlindBandit: Show Cards ($0) mikejamm: Show Cards ($0)
** Showdown ** Main pot $67632, Rake $0
Summary mikejamm: bet $35166, won $0, net $-35166, HoleCards [Ac, Jh]
Summary BlindBandit: bet $36666, won $67632, net $30966, HoleCards [3s, 4s],
HiHand [a straight, two to six] [6h, 5h, 4s, 3s, 2h], won $67632 from main pot

And to add insult to injury, this BlindBandit has no record of any fuk'in posts here on sbr, none! I had this douche bag down to less than 4k and he came back and won every fuk'in hand! I got nothing but shit cards and lost every showdown I played. So again, it stands to reason, that shitty play or call with whatever bullshit you have and it will pay off, get hold of a monster and you might as well get ready donate your fuk'in chips!

This is a classic example of how it is rigged to fuk you. The software has been designed to give the players with low post counts big hands so they will come back to the site. The software knows Mike has quite a few posts so there is more incentive for the site to reward the guy with zero posts to get him to come back and play again. Don't listen to any of these idiots that try and tell you other wise. It is RIGGED!!!!!!!!!!

[wikkidinsane]

Sometimes the good players can just "feel it coming".

Nice "feel", wikki.





I'll say HI to you and centaur when I see ya tonight at the tables.

Lol that shit was horrible. I usually goof off at cash tables and suck out ocassionally lol