[Emily_Haines]

Here are some of mine:

1] Saw guy rip cards in half and stuff them down the rake drop hole on the table

2] Saw guy rip his pocket 88 in half throw them down face up on table and say he had quad eights

3] Many times saw chairs and roller carts get flipped over

4] Saw guy tell cocktail waitress to fuk off when she wanted him to pay for drink when he was making a big decision.

5] Saw girl cry huge crocodile tears when she laid down top set to guys all in bluff with 9 high and continued to cry for three more hands before leaving the table for good.

6] Saw guy punch hole in wall

7] Saw really drunk guy tell head of security to fuk off then challenged him to fight in parking lot when the security guy told him he couldn't play anymore because he was drunk.

8] Saw a guy call a huge all in bet with 4 high


Never have I seen the holy grail but hoping someday to see a guy flip over the table.

[tatddy]

For someone that plays poker every day you sure act like someone who hasn't played much poker. Everything you post is pretty much standard issue.

[tatddy]

PS - half bottle of bushmills and I can be held personally accountable for at least 30 percent of your list .

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Never have I seen the holy grail but hoping someday to see a guy flip over the table.

Just follow Gummo around... you'll see it soon enuff.

[GUMMO77]

Just follow Gummo around... you'll see it soon enuff.

[GUMMO77]

Can't remember who Doyle was talking about, but he said back in the day he saw someone piss on a dealer after a bad beat.

[4uk4life]

Can't remember who Doyle was talking about, but he said back in the day he saw someone piss on a dealer after a bad beat.

I think his name was beerdog

[Jimmy Proffett]

One time I saw some chick stomp on a bunch of pop cans.

[Kaladarus]

I was playing 1/3NL min $100 max $300. This guy comes in with an expensive suit and buys in for the max in the seat beside me. He then orders a chicken finger meal and a drink. The food comes, he pays, then he ends up going all in preflop less than a minute later with AA against KK. He losses the pot, starts swearing and ends up leaving.

I know most here have seen people get upset after big hands, but the point of the story is that he left without touching his food or drink.

[BeerDog99]

I think his name was beerdog

Hey Hey.... That's just a rumor, it was never proven with pictures so it never really happened.

[ttwarrior1]

actually not true standard

casino here, nada, none of any of those has ever happened

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Hey Hey.... That's just a rumor, it was never proven with pictures so it never really happened.

Au contraire, Monsieur Dog.

A highly placed poker source* insists photographic evidence indeed exists... along with a yellow-stained DNA cloth swatch of the dealer's shirt confirming it was YOU.

The poker source wanted me to relay to you that unless you want this damning evidence to hit the open market, you will immediately pay a "disposal fee" (the poker source wants me to hold the fee for safe-keeping) to rid the world of this embarrassing corroboration.

Imagine if your kids found out?... Or the kids they go to school with?? Your wife??? The shame would be immeasurable.

When I asked the poker source "how much"... he/she replied, "2449 betpoints".
It is unclear how they arrived at that figure... but ours is not to question why.

So... sir, if you would kindly transfer me 2449pts I would, in turn, forward them to this highly placed source and this sordid matter in your past will finally become a distant memory (until we ask you for more next month, o'course).

Not to sound dramatic... but you have 24hrs.


(*it is a violation of SBR's TOS to reveal the poker source... but because I like you, let's just say the source enjoys tending to his crops while leaning against a 20ft wall he just beat 1-6,0-6,6-4,6-4,7-5 (7-4) all while searching the POF website)

[BeerDog99]

Ahhh, I think you are confusing yellow stain with a brown stained towel from TT. I think TT is the peeing bandit in question...

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Ahhh, I think you are confusing yellow stain with a brown stained towel from TT. I think TT is the peeing bandit in question...

WRONG.

You're on the clock... things could get ugly if you don't comply.

The good news for you is the poker source is now willing to settle for 2438pts. (please send to me promptly as liason)

Again... not sure what convoluted mathematical formula is used to derive such figures... but if I were you, I'd jump all over this and settle.

[GUMMO77]

Ahhh, I think you are confusing yellow stain with a brown stained towel from TT. I think TT is the peeing bandit in question...

TT! This is going full circle.

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

TT! This is going full circle.

Nawwww... don't fall for Beerdog's shenanigans.

He's just trying to deflect and obfuscate and not take RESPONSIBILITY for his past deplorable actions.

He's a new-age Big Blue or mp5070 or a million other squirrelees.

And ya know, Gum... I thought HE was different.


There's only one way to make things right... or, more precisely, 2,438 ways.
But the hours drag on... with no "doing the right thing" from Beerdog in sight.

[BeerDog99]

[Hurls]

I am about to have a melt down so i made a thread instead when is SBR going to make not possible to hit and run?? fine cant outlaw it then you should have to have coward under your name for the 3 days every offense after that add a day, if you have a legit reason you had to which I cant see then SBR should take it off. **** this I am done with keep playing for a bit one big pot and I am out cya gone.

[Emily_Haines]

I am about to have a melt down so i made a thread instead when is SBR going to make not possible to hit and run?? fine cant outlaw it then you should have to have coward under your name for the 3 days every offense after that add a day, if you have a legit reason you had to which I cant see then SBR should take it off. **** this I am done with keep playing for a bit one big pot and I am out cya gone.

One of the things I hate most when playing live is those losers that buy in for the table minimum. The minimum buy in should be 100 BB. But these casinos will do anything to make money rather than improve the game for the players. You have a table with 3-4 guys all with 30 BB or less and the game is unplayable.

[downsouth]

I watched a guy take a series of bad beats from the same player in a short span. He at that point bought in for table max and swore he was going to get the guy that bad beat him. He sat, staring at the player that beat him for no less than 3 hours. When he finally broke stare/got up (of course without beating the guy but dumping off another 2 plus buy ins) He had pissed his pants. Im not talking a little, Im talking full on soaked.

[Cuse0323]

Nothing too crazy, a few months ago some Asian kid who is normally very calm had a bad night and starting wandering around the poker room punching himself in the head.

[daneblazer]

I gave the Heimlich maneuver to someone on the table one time. He was eating and then grabbed his throat and everyone looked at each other like wtf do we do now. I got up and unchoked the poor dude.

I have been jawing with this girl all night long. I stumbled off the table by announcing that I have a rooster the size of a ruler and that she could meet me in the parking lot in 5 minutes for a ride home.

[wtt0315]

I was playing 1/3NL min $100 max $300. This guy comes in with an expensive suit and buys in for the max in the seat beside me. He then orders a chicken finger meal and a drink. The food comes, he pays, then he ends up going all in preflop less than a minute later with AA against KK. He losses the pot, starts swearing and ends up leaving.

I know most here have seen people get upset after big hands, but the point of the story is that he left without touching his food or drink.

I would of ate his food at least

[wtt0315]

One of the things I hate most when playing live is those losers that buy in for the table minimum. The minimum buy in should be 100 BB. But these casinos will do anything to make money rather than improve the game for the players. You have a table with 3-4 guys all with 30 BB or less and the game is unplayable.

I love to do this.. Here you can buy in from 60-200. I always buy in for 60.. You talk all the time about getting your hands beat by bad beats so if you buy in for 60 its not that bad. I would rather throw 60 out there on a tough decesion then 200. It really does not make it unplayable. I dont worry about what people buy in for. I worry about how I play.

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

I have been jawing with this girl all night long. I stumbled off the table by announcing that I have a rooster the size of a ruler and that she could meet me in the parking lot in 5 minutes for a ride home

Was she european?... cuz those fukkers only comprehend metrics.

Well, anyhoo... you were no doubt stood up but all I know is Shari woulda been all over that.