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    Hurls
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    Poker is a joke here

    1 out of every ten fukin time does a AK not get beat by some stupid shit that shouldnt even be called with, call me a conspiracy theorist all you want but it bullshit and it fishy
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    Knock Knock

    Who's there?

    SBR Poker

    lol
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    I've learned you have to adjust to the system, Hurls. Being more conservative has worked for me. Pocket queens was getting killed yesterday. Must have lost 6 out of 9 times when I played. What you have, can sometimes be an illusion.

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    the big hands don't always win. QQ will lose a lot of the time, but only if you let people catch.

    as far as i'm concerned, if you're all in, you pretty much lose with the best hand more often than not, just trying to find the passion to load all my hands into VBA and perform tests on them and see how often I lost when the pct was highly in my favor all in.

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    an awful lot of complaining about a 55 cent tournament

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    Quote Originally Posted by thetrinity View Post
    an awful lot of complaining about a 55 cent tournament
    Points are the entire meaning of life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thetrinity View Post
    an awful lot of complaining about a 55 cent tournament
    Would it be any different in a $55 tournament?

    No.

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    try folding once in awhile pal

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    Quote Originally Posted by thetrinity View Post
    an awful lot of complaining about a 55 cent tournament
    Good win on the 5/10 table this morning. I watched from afar. Not confident enough to challenge with those higher stakes yet. Only been playing this game for 5 months.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thetrinity View Post
    an awful lot of complaining about a 55 cent tournament
    it wasnt in a tourney. thats not the point though isnt that what this forum is for to talk, complain, gloat, bet, or whatever with each other? I understand that the majority is bitching which I am just adding to the problem which I apologize, but dont read it if you dont want to, its a forum to talk! BOL today everyone.

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    A10 flop KJQ

    I'm against J2, no flush possible

    I lose.

    If you have trouble calculating odds, that's 98%.

    98% and I have 0% chance to win.

    That's great after yesterday 10 three outers in a row.

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    fukk you hurls you lucky piece of shit

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    Quote Originally Posted by milwaukee mike View Post
    fukk you hurls you lucky piece of shit
    hahaha

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    dont you worry hurls, i've already built the program to analyze every hand i've played and count alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll the cards. will let you know results.

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    i lost $114 playing primarily .25/.50 today and getting in with the best of it far more often than i got in with less than the best of it

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    Quote Originally Posted by a4u2fear View Post
    dont you worry hurls, i've already built the program to analyze every hand i've played and count alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll the cards. will let you know results.
    would actually be so interesting to see that after a lot of poker

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    Quote Originally Posted by milwaukee mike View Post
    i lost $114 playing primarily .25/.50 today and getting in with the best of it far more often than i got in with less than the best of it
    this guy is an SBR Poker Legend dont let his tactics get to you he is just trying psychological warfare, and he is a killer

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    Hurls has been sucking out on me left and right the past week...

    for someone so fukkin lucky, you sure complain a lot!!

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    Hurls was beaten in the mean-streets of Boston a couple of months ago. Ever since these fisticuffs, his brain has malfunctioned, causing him to to have selective memory with the poker bad beats. He only remembers the ones performed on him, and conversely, the ones he gives he has no recollection.

    Please don't mock him. He is sick. Very, very sick.

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    Sick is a good way to describe all the beats i as taking today.
    lost 68 on a .50 table flopping a jack hig flush heads up vs a straight flush

    Yes sbr dealt all 7 spades

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    Quote Originally Posted by milwaukee mike View Post
    Sick is a good way to describe all the beats i as taking today.
    lost 68 on a .50 table flopping a jack hig flush heads up vs a straight flush

    Yes sbr dealt all 7 spades
    Brutal

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    My bad luck hits at the final table every time. No matter what I have, it gets beaten and I go out very qucik

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    Hurls was beaten in the mean-streets of Boston a couple of months ago. Ever since these fisticuffs, his brain has malfunctioned, causing him to to have selective memory with the poker bad beats. He only remembers the ones performed on him, and conversely, the ones he gives he has no recollection.

    Please don't mock him. He is sick. Very, very sick.
    Sometimes your perspicacity is simply awe-inspiring.

    Giant, when it come to perspicaciousness... YOU... COMPLETE... ME.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    Hurls was beaten in the mean-streets of Boston a couple of months ago. Ever since these fisticuffs, his brain has malfunctioned, causing him to to have selective memory with the poker bad beats. He only remembers the ones performed on him, and conversely, the ones he gives he has no recollection.

    Please don't mock him. He is sick. Very, very sick.
    thankyou giant my memory has been a little off

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    sickening, absolutley sickening take a look around people they make money off us and then just give us shit when we want an answer? just wanted to know who is watching over the games for the bullshit but nope cant get that? Rod M answers the chat and says you cant swear but no one can just show an overall what happens with poker here?? whats the issue they have programs that figure it out why not share what it going on. No disrespect to SBR but why not just tell us all so we can know what the deal is??????????? to much of an issue

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    Went all in with about 5000 chips in tourney today pocket queens. Called guy had pocket 10s with about same amount of chips. Flop 10 2 2 of course oh well got 13th tonight. It happens oh well.

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    LOL
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    I hate Poker !!

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    i quit drinking end of story!!!!!!!!


    mods lock my dumbazz thread or junk it if possible
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hurls View Post
    i quit drinking end of story!!!!!!!!


    mods lock my dumbazz thread or junk it if possible
    weed>alcohol

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAKEPEAVY21 View Post
    weed>alcohol
    cant do it makes me feel like I am on acid or something, to each his own

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deicide660 View Post
    LOL
    who is this guy and why did someone give him points?

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    Quote Originally Posted by milwaukee mike View Post
    Sick is a good way to describe all the beats i as taking today.
    lost 68 on a .50 table flopping a jack hig flush heads up vs a straight flush

    Yes sbr dealt all 7 spades

    Avenue X today, 1/2 table, playing five-handed. Had J2 hearts, I was bb or sb, and no one raised, so I was in the hand. Flop all hearts, including an ace, I believe. Wound up all-in. Other guy had Q9 hearts. Luckily didn't have so much (after hotstreak called my big bet after the turn and caught a straight) so only lost about 49.

    So dealer dealt at least 7 hearts, and possibly more, if you include the other three players.

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    Quote Originally Posted by yisman View Post
    So dealer dealt at least 7 hearts, and possibly more, if you include the other three players.
    Was he Arab?

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    Dealer was probably a warrior.
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