Basic High/Low question

[Auto Donk]

haha..... i hope you wake up every day and feel the stiff one donk gave you on your idiotic counter offer.....

makes me feel good that your such an idiot that you actually think I stiffed you...... i destroyed you punk, didn't even know yoiu thought we had a challenge that year before, or ida beat the shit out of you just like I did the following year, when I held the lead over your know-nothing ass for 360/365 days, despite playing 20 less trnies than your sorry ass......

I don't give a shit about points, otherwise I would generate more than your wussy ass.......

ps, i could buy your shanty for cash right now, and burn it down, you welfare fuk!

[bobbywaves]

ps, i could buy your shanty for cash right now, and burn it down, you welfare fuk!

When you're in Jersey let me know, you couldn't afford the poker buy in to my home game broke dikk.

[Auto Donk]

it's well documented you're an idiot....

you changed the terms of my yearly challenge, and I never accepted your change, you dumb fuk.....

but I love that you think I stiffed u!!!!!

rest assured if I thought we had a challenge in 2014, I'd have kicked your ass just like I did in 2015, you know nothing piece of shit;....

now run along, and study your hand rankings, something you couldn't grasp in your first nine years on this site.....

man you're a fukkin' idiot

[bobbywaves]

You can live in denial all you want Donkey, unfortunately for you it's all documented here: http://www.sportsbookreview.com/foru...what-meow.html

You offered the poker bet, I clearly accepted. There were no changes made by me for you to accept. Fact is, it's so hard for you to generate 100 pts let alone 5k. So you decided to stiff when you were destroyed in our bet.

You're now dealing with the karma of your stiff action, as you're a constant broke dikk. I find it quite amusing looking at your daily 0 balance & your pathetic loan thread solicitations: http://www.sportsbookreview.com/foru...l#post26887599

[Auto Donk]

there's nothing "documented" in your dumbass thread.... just you claiming you had a bet with me, which clearly you did not.....

go fuk yourself

[Triple_D_Bet]

there's nothing "documented" in your dumbass thread.... just you claiming you had a bet with me, which clearly you did not.....

go fuk yourself

Donk, the guy can't admit he lost a bet according to his own terms in plain English...hell, he can't even admit he was wrong on a simple lo hand question in this thread! You're not going to get him to accept any facts at this point, and he'll never admit what even he probably knows by now: that inventing categories in which to be mediocre, misinterpreting reality, and clinging desperately to the one time he won something without a starting handicap are the only way he can feel like he's in the same league as guys crushing life. At least he's proven himself wrong as thoroughly as you can ask for...we'll just have to settle for him being the last to know

[Auto Donk]

[bobbywaves]

Fitting for Tripe to chime in, he only lost the biggest bet in SBR poker history to Uncle Waves.

So Tripe knows exactly how Donkey feels losing to Waves. Total devastation, not a good feeling.

Only difference is Tripe eventually coughed up his 29k loss, while Donkey chose to stiff 5k.

[bobbywaves]

there's nothing "documented"

Plenty of documentation in first post of your welsh thread.

You're just too ignorant to read & comprehend it.

[SharpAngles]

This thread is fkn hilarious

[Triple_D_Bet]

This thread is fkn hilarious

+1...the irony of this alone is amazing:

Plenty of documentation in first post of your welsh thread.

You're just too ignorant to read & comprehend it.

[Auto Donk]

Plenty of documentation in first post of your welsh thread.

You're just too ignorant to read & comprehend it.

coming from your sorry stiffing ass, who apparently couldn't "read and comprehend" your own stupid fckk'n bet that you are still welshing on to DownSouth, this is very ironic......

you changed the terms about play on the last day, I said no thankyou......

now pay up-, you fukkin stiff

[bobbywaves]

coming from your sorry stiffing ass, who apparently couldn't "read and comprehend" your own stupid fckk'n bet that you are still welshing on to DownSouth, this is very ironic......

you changed the terms about play on the last day, I said no thankyou......

now pay up-, you fukkin stiff

DS broke the no loan term of our bet, this is very well documented as well.

No terms were changed, you're just a stiff.

Just watching you beg for loans & being a broke dikk on a daily basis, is poetic justice.

[Triple_D_Bet]

DS broke the no loan term of our bet, this is very well documented as well...

...You're just too ignorant to read & comprehend it.

[bobbywaves]

You find the DS attempt to cheat funny?

Warped sense of humor you have, when the majority consider the DS cheating attempt pitiful.

[Triple_D_Bet]

You find the DS attempt to cheat funny?

Warped sense of humor you have, when the majority consider the DS cheating attempt pitiful.

When asked, the majority of respondents actually considered you to have lost the bet fair and square...the humor is from you jumping through hoops to try to rationalize stiffing DS, and doing so again to try to say donk stiffed you. You're one of those rare exceptions where even though I know exactly what you're going to do, it still makes me laugh...in that sense at least, you're not a complete waste of taxpayer dollars

[Auto Donk]

waves is something special.....

award-winning stiff who not only won the fukked up most prestigious Scammer award (photo below), but also holds the title at SBR for the largest amount ever stiffed (the 72k he owes DownSouth -- although it's actually down to 71,990 after I paid off ten points of it for him to DS).....

[SharpAngles]

You find the DS attempt to cheat funny?

Warped sense of humor you have, when the majority consider the DS cheating attempt pitiful.

Can't be bothered to dig it up but I remember a poll that buried you and an entertaining discussion featuring luminaries such as Michael Jacksons ghost, the pope and Doyle Brunson all agreeing that you're a stiffing POS

EDIT: Just realized you're probably counting the 30 ss numbers you collect disability on and the 20 dependants you claim on your taxes as part of this "majority". You may be correct if that's the case, carry on.

[bobbywaves]

waves is something special.

[bobbywaves]

Can't be bothered to dig it up but I remember a poll that buried you and an entertaining discussion featuring luminaries such as Michael Jacksons ghost, the pope and Doyle Brunson all agreeing that you're a stiffing POS

EDIT: Just realized you're probably counting the 30 ss numbers you collect disability on and the 20 dependants you claim on your taxes as part of this "majority". You may be correct if that's the case, carry on.

Coming from a guy who doesn't play poker, yet trolls a poker forum.

You're the only guy I know whose SBR membership is -EV.

[bobbywaves]

When asked, the majority of respondents actually considered you to have lost the bet fair and square...the humor is from you jumping through hoops to try to rationalize stiffing DS, and doing so again to try to say donk stiffed you. You're one of those rare exceptions where even though I know exactly what you're going to do, it still makes me laugh...in that sense at least, you're not a complete waste of taxpayer dollars

Thanks again for the 29k Tripe.

[Triple_D_Bet]

Coming from a guy who doesn't play poker, yet trolls a poker forum.

You're the only guy I know whose SBR membership is -EV.

"You don't play SBR poker, therefore I must be better than you...plus you only win real money in poker, not points, so double proof!"

Thanks again for the 29k Tripe.

"Sure I was laughably wrong yet again in this thread...but, uh, remember that one time I won a bet, even though most of it was with a head start?"

(And now the inevitable non-funny post where you ignore the content and make an awful attempt at humor by pretending the above is about me )

[4uk4life]

Here's a picture of a big pizza bed. I think if everyone had one of these we'd all be alot happier and get long better

[SharpAngles]

Simpleton boobywaves

Sometimes I actually envy your ability to warp reality

Must make the section 8 dwelling and welfare scamming so much easier when it's "retirement property" and "gambling winnings" in your mind

Good luck at .05/.10 pokerstars tonight. Hope you drag a couple $5!! pots

[GUMMO77]

Here's a picture of a big pizza bed. I think if everyone had one of these we'd all be alot happier and get long better

No sausage. Good choice, UK, good choice.

[bobbywaves]

"You don't play SBR poker, therefore I must be better than you...plus you only lose real money in poker, so double proof!"

[Auto Donk]

waves is soooo gooodddddd.... his ANALysis of this hand, in which he showed his brilliance (OR LACK THEREOF, RATHER), is beyond reproach... ie, no other dumbass mother fukka who's played omaha hi-lo FOR 9 MUTHA FUKKIN YEARS could possibly be so stupid as to think a4 was good on the low.....

kudos, waves, you win another award.... (pictured below the hand you so ignorantly spouted off about):

[Auto Donk]

[4uk4life]

No sausage. Good choice, UK, good choice.

Well there's too much angry sausage in this thread already

[bobbywaves]

waves is soooo gooodddddd.

Correct Donkey, it's why I'm on team USA & you're on Confeds.

[bobbywaves]

Good luck at .05/.10 pokerstars tonight. Hope you drag a couple $5!! pots

I'm running my roulette system on Stars right now, but I'll step away from the roulette table to take your easy $.

Oh, just remembered. You don't actually play poker, you only troll poker forums.

[Triple_D_Bet]

Simpleton boobywaves

Sometimes I actually envy your ability to warp reality

Must make the section 8 dwelling and welfare scamming so much easier when it's "retirement property" and "gambling winnings" in your mind

Good luck at .05/.10 pokerstars tonight. Hope you drag a couple $5!! pots

If he could fool other people half as well as he fools himself, he might actually be decent at poker. Still only "might" though; it's hard to give much credit to the type of person whose counter to "you're an oblivious microstakes idiot" is "I have an online roulette 'system'"

[Triple_D_Bet]

Here's a picture of a big pizza bed. I think if everyone had one of these we'd all be alot happier and get long better

Pft, cmon now UK, this is the poker forum...if it wasn't for people calling bobbo dumb, donk would be telling a story about the time he and two strippers made a texas stuffed crust.

(To be clear donk, you're still welcome to tell that story, hopefully with pictures of them!)

[bobbywaves]

it's hard to give much credit to the type of person whose counter to "you're an oblivious microstakes idiot" is "I have an online roulette 'system'"

If you had any reading comprehension skills, you would know my counter was stepping away from my roulette system to take Angles $ on PokerStars. That was when Angles was suppose to respond, "let's play poker for $ on Stars Waves."

Unfortunately Angles can't make that response, as he simply doesn't play poker.

[Triple_D_Bet]

If you had any reading comprehension skills, you would know my counter was stepping away from my roulette system to take Angles $ on PokerStars. That was when Angles was suppose to respond, "let's play poker for $ on Stars Waves."

Unfortunately Angles can't make that response, as he simply doesn't play poker.