***** Hand history (v1.2) *****Hand ID 5601144$2/$4 NL Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 17:11:00 12/02/2016 ETTable 'Freebird', 10 seats max, Real moneySeat 6 is the button. Small Blind $2, Big Blind $4Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 10Seat 1 (playing) : snapperman2, amount $592, amount bet $0, penalty (None)Seat 3 (playing) : JayTris07, amount $189.60, amount bet $0, penalty (None)Seat 5 (playing) : onerous, amount $100.15, amount bet $0, penalty (None)Seat 6 (playing) : Dipper30, amount $499, amount bet $0, penalty (None)snapperman2: Small Blind ($2)JayTris07: Big Blind ($4)** Dealing Down Cards **Dealt to onerous: [4c, 2s]onerous: Call [btn] ($4)Dipper30: Foldsnapperman2: Call ($2)JayTris07: Raise ($8)onerous: Call [btn] ($4)snapperman2: Call ($4)** Dealing Flop **Community cards: [2d, 2c, 4s]snapperman2: Bet ($16)JayTris07: Raise ($32)onerous: Raise [btn] ($48)snapperman2: FoldJayTris07: Raise ($181.60)onerous: Call [btn] ($44.15)JayTris07: Show Cards ($0)onerous: Show Cards ($0)** Dealing Turn **Community cards: [4d]** Dealing River **Community cards: [Kh]** End Round **** Evaluate **JayTris07: Show Cards ($0)onerous: Show Cards ($0)** Showdown **Main pot $222.30, Rake $2Side pot #1 $89.45, Rake $0Summary JayTris07: bet $225.60, won $311.75, net $86.15, HoleCards [Ks, Kc], HiHand [a full house, kings full of fours] [Ks, Kh, Kc, 4s, 4d], won $222.30 from main pot, won $89.45 from side pot #1Summary onerous: bet $100.15, won $0, net $-100.15</pre>
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onerousSBR Sharp
- 07-11-14
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#1LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL dumbTags: None -
onerousSBR Sharp
- 07-11-14
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#22 4 against pocket kings flop 2 2 4, all ins are in order turn 4 river K LMFAO shittiest site ever penetrate offComment -
onerousSBR Sharp
- 07-11-14
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#3dumbest poker site known to manComment -
Auto DonkSBR Aristocracy
- 09-03-13
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#5
now, when I take the inevitable bad beats, I just go to my "doomswitch this, bitch" thread, light up a cigar, pour a nice brandy, and watch that beautiful response to sbr for an hour or so straight....
gets the beat out of my system; replenishes my soul!!!!!Comment -
daneblazerBARRELED IN @ SBR!
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#6Get a scream pillowComment -
astro61200SBR MVP
- 09-15-07
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#8Dude needs a shipment of tissues, a box would only cover a few hands for him.. never seen someone cry so much in my life
Some people aren't meant for poker, not even referring to skill level. Guy is going to flop quad Aces one day and lose to runner runner royal flush, have a brain aneurysm and croak.Last edited by astro61200; 02-16-16, 08:55 PM.Comment -
jtolerBARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 12-17-13
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#9How ironic, was in middle of hand today with onerousey he's all in and I had the best of it, the nuts on flop against his fishing line, guy starts crying before turn is revealed, he nuts up on the flop and I respond quit crying.Comment -
onerousSBR Sharp
- 07-11-14
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#10i dont think a statement with "lol" in it is crying you inbredand you didnt have the best of anything til u hit ur runner runnerComment -
astro61200SBR MVP
- 09-15-07
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#11
The hand you're referring to I was betting the entire way, you flat called and allowed the flush to get there. No one to blame but yourself.
You, also, conveniently, leave out the fact we only made it to that hand because you won a hand as a 80/20 dog when you pushed post-flop (and went runner runner)
The last hand, which resulted in you complaining and leaving:
***** Hand history (v1.2) *****
Hand ID 5611654
$1/$2 NL Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 20:31:19 16/02/2016 ET
Table 'Ambition', 10 seats max, Real money
Seat 6 is the button. Small Blind $1, Big Blind $2
Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 10
Seat 6 (playing) : onerous, amount $35.80, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 8 (playing) : astro61200, amount $97.30, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
onerous: Small Blind ($1)
astro61200: Big Blind ($2)
** Dealing Down Cards **
Dealt to astro61200: [Ah, Qs]
onerous: Raise ($4)
astro61200: Raise [btn] ($10)
onerous: Call ($6)
** Dealing Flop **
Community cards: [9s, 9d, Ac]
astro61200: Bet [btn] ($15)
onerous: Raise ($25.80)
astro61200: Call [btn] ($10.80)
onerous: Show Cards ($0)
astro61200: Show Cards ($0)
** Dealing Turn **
Community cards: [5s]
** Dealing River **
Community cards: [3c]
** End Round **
** Evaluate **
astro61200: Show Cards ($0)
onerous: Show Cards ($0)
** Showdown **
Main pot $70.60, Rake $1
Summary onerous: bet $36.80, won $0, net $-36.80
Summary astro61200: bet $37.80, won $70.60, net $32.80, HoleCards [Ah, Qs], HiHand [two pairs, aces and nines with queen kicker] [Ah, Ac, 9s, 9d, Qs], won $70.60 from main pot
In the 3 minutes I sat at the full table waiting for a seat I saw you complain twice, then when I tried to get a seat after you left the heads up table, saw you complain again and storm off.
Chill out, man.Last edited by astro61200; 02-16-16, 11:37 PM.Comment -
mpaschal34SBR Posting Legend
- 02-04-13
- 12087
#12Saw the dude cry a ton when I called a raise of 4 chips (yes, a big whopping 4) and then flop 2 pair and beat him.
yet twice I beat him while he's chasing nothing but a gutshot (and I'm betting much more). Oh, and let's not forget the big raise with 7,3 and then call when I came over the top. Guy should give up poker.
wasnt he banned from chat at one time?Comment -
Auto DonkSBR Aristocracy
- 09-03-13
- 43558
#13ah, what the hell, he's Bonerous.... we need a few whinersComment -
onerousSBR Sharp
- 07-11-14
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#14i dont chase inside straight draws.... never have i ever so dont make stuff upComment -
Fire in da holeSBR Hall of Famer
- 09-29-10
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#16sounds like someone needs a copy of my never-ending fuk you's to post up.....
now, when I take the inevitable bad beats, I just go to my "doomswitch this, bitch" thread, light up a cigar, pour a nice brandy, and watch that beautiful response to sbr for an hour or so straight....
gets the beat out of my system; replenishes my soul!!!!!this is actually a good idea... I've wanted to blast SBR numerous times.
I'll start two... one for the casino and one for poker... let me blow my load and go.Comment
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