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  • onerous
    SBR Sharp
    • 07-11-14
    • 486

    #1
    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL dumb
    ***** Hand history (v1.2) *****Hand ID 5601144$2/$4 NL Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 17:11:00 12/02/2016 ETTable 'Freebird', 10 seats max, Real moneySeat 6 is the button. Small Blind $2, Big Blind $4Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 10Seat 1 (playing) : snapperman2, amount $592, amount bet $0, penalty (None)Seat 3 (playing) : JayTris07, amount $189.60, amount bet $0, penalty (None)Seat 5 (playing) : onerous, amount $100.15, amount bet $0, penalty (None)Seat 6 (playing) : Dipper30, amount $499, amount bet $0, penalty (None)snapperman2: Small Blind ($2)JayTris07: Big Blind ($4)** Dealing Down Cards **Dealt to onerous: [4c, 2s]onerous: Call [btn] ($4)Dipper30: Foldsnapperman2: Call ($2)JayTris07: Raise ($8)onerous: Call [btn] ($4)snapperman2: Call ($4)** Dealing Flop **Community cards: [2d, 2c, 4s]snapperman2: Bet ($16)JayTris07: Raise ($32)onerous: Raise [btn] ($48)snapperman2: FoldJayTris07: Raise ($181.60)onerous: Call [btn] ($44.15)JayTris07: Show Cards ($0)onerous: Show Cards ($0)** Dealing Turn **Community cards: [4d]** Dealing River **Community cards: [Kh]** End Round **** Evaluate **JayTris07: Show Cards ($0)onerous: Show Cards ($0)** Showdown **Main pot $222.30, Rake $2Side pot #1 $89.45, Rake $0Summary JayTris07: bet $225.60, won $311.75, net $86.15, HoleCards [Ks, Kc], HiHand [a full house, kings full of fours] [Ks, Kh, Kc, 4s, 4d], won $222.30 from main pot, won $89.45 from side pot #1Summary onerous: bet $100.15, won $0, net $-100.15</pre>
  • onerous
    SBR Sharp
    • 07-11-14
    • 486

    #2
    2 4 against pocket kings flop 2 2 4, all ins are in order turn 4 river K LMFAO shittiest site ever penetrate off
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    • onerous
      SBR Sharp
      • 07-11-14
      • 486

      #3
      dumbest poker site known to man
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      • bobbywaves
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 05-06-08
        • 13280

        #4
        Originally posted by onerous
        dumbest poker site known to man
        Yet, you continue to play.

        If you want to be taken seriously, take a stand & stop playing on the "dumbest poker site."
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        • Auto Donk
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 09-03-13
          • 43558

          #5
          Originally posted by onerous
          2 4 against pocket kings flop 2 2 4, all ins are in order turn 4 river K LMFAO shittiest site ever penetrate off
          sounds like someone needs a copy of my never-ending fuk you's to post up.....

          now, when I take the inevitable bad beats, I just go to my "doomswitch this, bitch" thread, light up a cigar, pour a nice brandy, and watch that beautiful response to sbr for an hour or so straight....

          gets the beat out of my system; replenishes my soul!!!!!
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          • daneblazer
            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
            • 09-14-08
            • 27861

            #6
            Get a scream pillow
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            • gauchojake
              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
              • 09-17-10
              • 34109

              #7
              Originally posted by daneblazer
              Get a scream pillow
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              • astro61200
                SBR MVP
                • 09-15-07
                • 4843

                #8
                Dude needs a shipment of tissues, a box would only cover a few hands for him.. never seen someone cry so much in my life

                Some people aren't meant for poker, not even referring to skill level. Guy is going to flop quad Aces one day and lose to runner runner royal flush, have a brain aneurysm and croak.
                Last edited by astro61200; 02-16-16, 08:55 PM.
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                • jtoler
                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                  • 12-17-13
                  • 30967

                  #9
                  How ironic, was in middle of hand today with onerousey he's all in and I had the best of it, the nuts on flop against his fishing line, guy starts crying before turn is revealed, he nuts up on the flop and I respond quit crying.
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                  • onerous
                    SBR Sharp
                    • 07-11-14
                    • 486

                    #10
                    i dont think a statement with "lol" in it is crying you inbredand you didnt have the best of anything til u hit ur runner runner
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                    • astro61200
                      SBR MVP
                      • 09-15-07
                      • 4843

                      #11
                      Originally posted by onerous
                      i dont think a statement with "lol" in it is crying you inbredand you didnt have the best of anything til u hit ur runner runner

                      The hand you're referring to I was betting the entire way, you flat called and allowed the flush to get there. No one to blame but yourself.


                      You, also, conveniently, leave out the fact we only made it to that hand because you won a hand as a 80/20 dog when you pushed post-flop (and went runner runner)


                      The last hand, which resulted in you complaining and leaving:


                      ***** Hand history (v1.2) *****
                      Hand ID 5611654
                      $1/$2 NL Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 20:31:19 16/02/2016 ET
                      Table 'Ambition', 10 seats max, Real money
                      Seat 6 is the button. Small Blind $1, Big Blind $2
                      Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 10
                      Seat 6 (playing) : onerous, amount $35.80, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
                      Seat 8 (playing) : astro61200, amount $97.30, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
                      onerous: Small Blind ($1)
                      astro61200: Big Blind ($2)
                      ** Dealing Down Cards **
                      Dealt to astro61200: [Ah, Qs]
                      onerous: Raise ($4)
                      astro61200: Raise [btn] ($10)
                      onerous: Call ($6)
                      ** Dealing Flop **
                      Community cards: [9s, 9d, Ac]
                      astro61200: Bet [btn] ($15)
                      onerous: Raise ($25.80)
                      astro61200: Call [btn] ($10.80)
                      onerous: Show Cards ($0)
                      astro61200: Show Cards ($0)
                      ** Dealing Turn **
                      Community cards: [5s]
                      ** Dealing River **
                      Community cards: [3c]
                      ** End Round **
                      ** Evaluate **
                      astro61200: Show Cards ($0)
                      onerous: Show Cards ($0)
                      ** Showdown **
                      Main pot $70.60, Rake $1
                      Summary onerous: bet $36.80, won $0, net $-36.80
                      Summary astro61200: bet $37.80, won $70.60, net $32.80, HoleCards [Ah, Qs], HiHand [two pairs, aces and nines with queen kicker] [Ah, Ac, 9s, 9d, Qs], won $70.60 from main pot


                      In the 3 minutes I sat at the full table waiting for a seat I saw you complain twice, then when I tried to get a seat after you left the heads up table, saw you complain again and storm off.

                      Chill out, man.
                      Last edited by astro61200; 02-16-16, 11:37 PM.
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                      • mpaschal34
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 02-04-13
                        • 12087

                        #12
                        Saw the dude cry a ton when I called a raise of 4 chips (yes, a big whopping 4) and then flop 2 pair and beat him.

                        yet twice I beat him while he's chasing nothing but a gutshot (and I'm betting much more). Oh, and let's not forget the big raise with 7,3 and then call when I came over the top. Guy should give up poker.

                        wasnt he banned from chat at one time?
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                        • Auto Donk
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 09-03-13
                          • 43558

                          #13
                          ah, what the hell, he's Bonerous.... we need a few whiners
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                          • onerous
                            SBR Sharp
                            • 07-11-14
                            • 486

                            #14
                            i dont chase inside straight draws.... never have i ever so dont make stuff up
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                            • mpaschal34
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 02-04-13
                              • 12087

                              #15
                              Originally posted by onerous
                              i dont chase inside straight draws.... never have i ever so dont make stuff up
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                              • Fire in da hole
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 09-29-10
                                • 6262

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                sounds like someone needs a copy of my never-ending fuk you's to post up.....

                                now, when I take the inevitable bad beats, I just go to my "doomswitch this, bitch" thread, light up a cigar, pour a nice brandy, and watch that beautiful response to sbr for an hour or so straight....

                                gets the beat out of my system; replenishes my soul!!!!!
                                this is actually a good idea... I've wanted to blast SBR numerous times.

                                I'll start two... one for the casino and one for poker... let me blow my load and go.
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