It's Time.... I've put this off for far tooooooo fukkinnnnnn long......

**Auto Donk** · 09-04-15, 03:31 PM

ps........ now i learn the f'n id that has destroyed the tournament isn't even a real i.d.

some bullshit id named "defender" without even a single post..........

thanks SBR, you rigged piece of shit......

**Auto Donk** · 09-04-15, 03:47 PM

ps.... what a f'n surprise...... he crushed the f'n trny........... how could we have ever known that was gonna happen.......

throw this rigged piece of shit poker room away and start over with something non-programmable that is truly random........

til then, blow me

**astro61200** · 09-04-15, 04:24 PM

Monday: KK (me) vs AA, K on flop, A on turn
Tuesday: 55 vs AK, K on flop
Wednesday: 77 vs AJ, J on flop, A on turn
Thursday: QJ vs 72, J and 7 on flop, 7 on turn
Friday: AJ vs J9, 9 on flop and turn; Next Hand (vs same person): AJ vs KJ, K on flop

That's been my tourney life this week.

I just take it with a grain of salt anymore. To do well you have to either catch hands nonstop or, when you hit/feel like bluffing, then bet absurd amounts compared to the pot to get people to fold.

If you are a 80/20 or 90/10 favorite it's nerve racking to even attempt to slow play/extract chips to make your hand more valuable. When you try that, like in real poker, there is a strong chance that the person will go runner runner.

Whether it be SBR's way too often 4 card straights on the board, their way too often 4 to a flush on board, or their 2 outer on the river.

I'm very tempted to just fold or push like some people do. It's not poker at all when you're putting 1700 into a pot of 100, preflop, with 15/30 blinds but it works for some people. It's pretty amazing how often people get called with crazy overbets every 30 hands. Probably because there is a good chance that if someone has QQ then there is KK or AA out there. Or the fascination with AK on here, which I usually see as instant pushes everytime.

**katstale** · 09-04-15, 05:05 PM

Donk, it was Cashbookers I mentioned who showed up last day of the World cup qualifying and put on a river fireworks show. He had no history I could find. No posts. Every time since he has put on a show worthy of a front row seat in Costa. As of today I think he still had no ID here. If I see him I just fold when he plays. I almost folded my AA today at the final. I knew if the BB had called I was done for. Instead when I shoved my QQ I was the loser. When I can determine the predetermined winner (and it has been me on rare occasion) I normally just avoid them until the final. Like Sin said "play the software"..... I am still trying to learn Sin lolol

**OldschoolGambler** · 09-04-15, 05:12 PM

Funny thread. All I know is when SBR decides you are leaving u get the bum rush fast. Here is how they took me out today. I am not very good, but doubt there was much I could do abt this.

***** Hand history (v1.2) *****Hand ID 5283171$0 + $6 Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 15:35:00 04/09/2015 ETTable 'Table 62799', 10 seats max, Real moneySeat 7 is the button. Small Blind $75, Big Blind $150Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 10Seat 1 (playing) : sammygran, amount $730, amount bet $0, penalty (None)Seat 3 (playing) : AutoDonk, amount $2996, amount bet $0, penalty (None)Seat 4 (playing) : Diesel79_eur, amount $1884, amount bet $0, penalty (None)Seat 5 (playing) : codone69, amount $2231, amount bet $0, penalty (None)Seat 6 (playing) : no1here, amount $1925, amount bet $0, penalty (None)Seat 7 (playing) : defender, amount $6071, amount bet $0, penalty (None)Seat 8 (playing) : uscphillyguy, amount $1285, amount bet $0, penalty (None)Seat 9 (playing) : OldSchoolGambler, amount $2635, amount bet $0, penalty (None)uscphillyguy: Small Blind ($75)OldSchoolGambler: Big Blind ($150)** Dealing Down Cards **Dealt to OldSchoolGambler: [8h, 9h]sammygran: FoldAutoDonk: FoldDiesel79_eur: Foldcodone69: Foldno1here: Folddefender: Raise ($300)uscphillyguy: FoldOldSchoolGambler: Call [btn] ($150)** Dealing Flop **Community cards: [8d, 7h, 9s]OldSchoolGambler: Bet [btn] ($2335)defender: Call ($2335)defender: Show Cards ($0)OldSchoolGambler: Show Cards ($0)** Dealing Turn **Community cards: [5c]** Dealing River **Community cards: [7d]** End Round **** Evaluate **OldSchoolGambler: Show Cards ($0)defender: Show Cards ($0)** Showdown **Main pot $5345, Rake $0Summary defender: bet $2635, won $5345, net $2710, HoleCards [Ah, Ad], HiHand [two pairs, aces and sevens] [Ah, Ad, 7h, 7d, 9s], won $5345 from main potSummary OldSchoolGambler: bet $2635, won $0, net $-2635</PRE>

**USCPHILLYGUY** · 09-04-15, 05:20 PM

Donker you did win 8/13