I know not to whine, but....

**Slanina** · 05-05-15, 02:58 PM

I saw. If it makes you feel any better, he just knocked me out for 19th. He min raised blind to 400. I push for 1900. Everyone folds and he calls with AQ. I have AK. He wins. I write this reply. Boscokid is a fish. It's just his day. Happens.

**boscokid** · 05-05-15, 02:59 PM

what's your question? Does a straight beat a pair of Aces?

**boscokid** · 05-05-15, 03:01 PM

Originally posted by Slanina

Boscokid is a fish.

This part is 100% true

**BiTeMe UsAdOj** · 05-05-15, 03:28 PM

Originally posted by JoeVig

can someone with good poker skills explain this one? thanks

Sure.
He's enrolled in milwaukee_mike's Poker Academy School online.

Don't laugh -- just wait 'till BIGDAY graduates next week from mike's academy and starts playing the dailies.

***** Hand history (v1.2) *****
Hand ID 5047630
$0 + $6 Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 23:24:00 01/05/2015 ET
Table 'Table 61215', 10 seats max, Real money
Seat 2 is the button. Small Blind $25, Big Blind $50
Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 10
Seat 1 (joined) : stuler, amount $1275, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 2 (joined) : eberetta1, amount $1380, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 4 (joined) : jdwars, amount $965, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 5 (joined) : milwaukee_mike, amount $3645, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 6 (joined) : downsouth, amount $1140, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 7 (joined) : Triple_D_Bet, amount $2900, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 8 (joined) : deadphish, amount $1945, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 9 (joined) : BiTeMeUsAdOj, amount $1750, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
jdwars: Small Blind ($25)
milwaukee_mike: Big Blind ($50)
** Dealing Down Cards **
Dealt to BiTeMeUsAdOj: [Qc, Qh]
downsouth: Fold
Triple_D_Bet: Fold
deadphish: Fold
BiTeMeUsAdOj: Raise [btn] ($250)
stuler: Fold
eberetta1: Fold
jdwars: Fold
milwaukee_mike: Call ($200)
** Dealing Flop **
Community cards: [Jc, 2h, 7s]
milwaukee_mike: Check ($0)
BiTeMeUsAdOj: Bet [btn] ($350)
milwaukee_mike: Raise ($700)
BiTeMeUsAdOj: Raise [btn] ($1500)
milwaukee_mike: Call ($800)
milwaukee_mike: Show Cards ($0)
BiTeMeUsAdOj: Show Cards ($0)
** Dealing Turn **
Community cards: [Kc]
** Dealing River **
Community cards: [3c]
** End Round **
** Evaluate **
milwaukee_mike: Show Cards ($0)
BiTeMeUsAdOj: Show Cards ($0)
** Showdown **
Main pot $3525, Rake $0
Summary milwaukee_mike: bet $1750, won $3525, net $1775, HoleCards [2c, 7c], HiHand [a flush, king high] [Kc, Jc, 7c, 3c, 2c], won $3525 from main pot
Summary BiTeMeUsAdOj: bet $2100, won $0, net $-2100

**SharpAngles** · 05-05-15, 03:47 PM

Probably the same thing this guy was thinking. Holy sh*t I've got a draw, better get the money in because I know the Rigged Sh*thole tm (patent pending) will pay me off.

***** Hand history (v1.2) *****
Hand ID 5052480
$0 + $6 Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 23:17:00 04/05/2015 ET
Table 'Table 61253', 10 seats max, Real money
Seat 10 is the button. Small Blind $15, Big Blind $30
Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 10
Seat 1 (playing) : ronpaul2008, amount $1395, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 2 (playing) : Triple_D_Bet, amount $1425, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 3 (playing) : iamamonkey, amount $1425, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 4 (playing) : SharpAngles, amount $1085, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 7 (playing) : JoeyBagels, amount $1415, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 8 (playing) : JAKEPEAVY21, amount $1395, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 9 (playing) : AutoDonk, amount $5470, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 10 (playing) : rufflesmuncher, amount $1390, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
ronpaul2008: Small Blind ($15)
Triple_D_Bet: Big Blind ($30)
** Dealing Down Cards **
Dealt to SharpAngles: [Qh, Qc]
iamamonkey: Fold
SharpAngles: Raise [btn] ($120)
JoeyBagels: Fold
JAKEPEAVY21: Fold
AutoDonk: Call ($120)
rufflesmuncher: Fold
ronpaul2008: Fold
Triple_D_Bet: Fold
** Dealing Flop **
Community cards: [2h, Kc, 4h]
SharpAngles: Check [btn] ($0)
AutoDonk: Bet ($5350)
SharpAngles: Call [btn] ($965)
SharpAngles: Show Cards ($0)
AutoDonk: Show Cards ($0)
** Dealing Turn **
Community cards: [6c]
** Dealing River **
Community cards: [6s]
** End Round **
** Evaluate **
SharpAngles: Show Cards ($0)
AutoDonk: Show Cards ($0)
** Showdown **
Main pot $2215, Rake $0
Side pot #1 $4385, Rake $0
Summary SharpAngles: bet $1085, won $0, net $-1085
Summary AutoDonk: bet $5470, won $6600, net $1130, HoleCards [6h, 9h], HiHand [three of a kind, sixes] [6s, 6h, 6c, Kc, 9h], won $2215 from main pot, won $4385 from side pot #1

**bobbywaves** · 05-05-15, 04:23 PM

Originally posted by boscokid

what's your question? Does a straight beat a pair of Aces?

I think his question is why risk your entire stack chasing an inside str8 draw? It's not like you were short stacked & needed to make a move. But then again, some players are just looser than others.

**Bigbill365** · 05-05-15, 06:35 PM

I got rivered twice today in the same game one i had a flush got beat on the river wth a full house second time i was all in got beat on the river with pair.

**Bigbill365** · 05-05-15, 06:36 PM

there softwares fuked

**Bigbill365** · 05-05-15, 06:36 PM

these were both all ins to

**Triple_D_Bet** · 05-05-15, 10:30 PM

Originally posted by bobbywaves

I think his question is why risk your entire stack chasing an inside str8 draw? It's not like you were short stacked & needed to make a move. But then again, some players are just looser than others.

Not everyone takes this stuff as seriously all the time...and when bosco decides to play, he can play fairly well. Plus he can count to 8, which is more than can be said about some folks

**USCPHILLYGUY** · 05-06-15, 04:17 AM

Originally posted by Triple_D_Bet

Not everyone takes this stuff as seriously all the time...and when bosco decides to play, he can play fairly well. Plus he can count to 8, which is more than can be said about some folks

so old

**Optional** · 05-06-15, 12:23 PM

Originally posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj

Sure.
He's enrolled in milwaukee_mike's Poker Academy School online.

Don't laugh -- just wait 'till BIGDAY graduates next week from mike's academy and starts playing the dailies.

***** Hand history (v1.2) *****
Hand ID 5047630
$0 + $6 Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 23:24:00 01/05/2015 ET
Table 'Table 61215', 10 seats max, Real money
Seat 2 is the button. Small Blind $25, Big Blind $50
Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 10
Seat 1 (joined) : stuler, amount $1275, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 2 (joined) : eberetta1, amount $1380, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 4 (joined) : jdwars, amount $965, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 5 (joined) : milwaukee_mike, amount $3645, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 6 (joined) : downsouth, amount $1140, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 7 (joined) : Triple_D_Bet, amount $2900, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 8 (joined) : deadphish, amount $1945, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 9 (joined) : BiTeMeUsAdOj, amount $1750, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
jdwars: Small Blind ($25)
milwaukee_mike: Big Blind ($50)
** Dealing Down Cards **
Dealt to BiTeMeUsAdOj: [Qc, Qh]
downsouth: Fold
Triple_D_Bet: Fold
deadphish: Fold
BiTeMeUsAdOj: Raise [btn] ($250)
stuler: Fold
eberetta1: Fold
jdwars: Fold
milwaukee_mike: Call ($200)
** Dealing Flop **
Community cards: [Jc, 2h, 7s]
milwaukee_mike: Check ($0)
BiTeMeUsAdOj: Bet [btn] ($350)
milwaukee_mike: Raise ($700)
BiTeMeUsAdOj: Raise [btn] ($1500)
milwaukee_mike: Call ($800)
milwaukee_mike: Show Cards ($0)
BiTeMeUsAdOj: Show Cards ($0)
** Dealing Turn **
Community cards: [Kc]
** Dealing River **
Community cards: [3c]
** End Round **
** Evaluate **
milwaukee_mike: Show Cards ($0)
BiTeMeUsAdOj: Show Cards ($0)
** Showdown **
Main pot $3525, Rake $0
Summary milwaukee_mike: bet $1750, won $3525, net $1775, HoleCards [2c, 7c], HiHand [a flush, king high] [Kc, Jc, 7c, 3c, 2c], won $3525 from main pot
Summary BiTeMeUsAdOj: bet $2100, won $0, net $-2100

Could not have happened to a more deserving player! You do the same stuff all the time!

**Auto Donk** · 05-06-15, 01:28 PM

wtf..... complaining about this hand.... at least the guy was on a gutshot; most of the f'n strts I get hit by the dumb fck called a shove with only three cards to the strt, and hits runner runner. My other fav is some dumbass callin' knowing he has to be way behind and then hitting runner runner for a four card flush!

some donk calling with a gutshot and hitting it doesn't raise any ire whatsoever.

**Triple_D_Bet** · 05-06-15, 01:31 PM

Originally posted by USCPHILLYGUY

so old

The concept perhaps, but I thought this was pretty subtle, clever and funny, the more so because he won't get it

Originally posted by Optional

Could not have happened to a more deserving player! You do the same stuff all the time!

Difference is the logic behind bites moves, but you've got a point!

**Triple_D_Bet** · 05-06-15, 01:33 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

wtf..... complaining about this hand.... at least the guy was on a gutshot; most of the f'n strts I get hit by the dumb fck called a shove with only three cards to the strt, and hits runner runner. My other fav is some dumbass callin' knowing he has to be way behind and then hitting runner runner for a four card flush!

some donk calling with a gutshot and hitting it doesn't raise any ire whatsoever.

Post 6???

**Auto Donk** · 05-06-15, 01:43 PM

u talk about bite's "logic" in making aggressive moves or calls and hitting runner runner; please tell me you can grasp what I did in that hand......

he shows indecision and checks flop, then foolishly called my move with an over and a flush draw on the board (which I could have also hit).... fact that runner runner sixes got him was just sbr doing what sbr does......

plus, i'd already warned the players at the table "DFWTD!!!" as i'd been running hott and was chip leader by a four thousand point margin a mere fifteen mins. into the trny

think "overwhelming chip lead, flush draw, pressure on small stack who likely missed that flop, and, of course, IT'S SBR SO GET IT IN BEHIND AND YOU WILL BE REWARDED!!!!!"

ps.... DON'T FUK WITH THE DONK!!!

**BiTeMe UsAdOj** · 05-06-15, 02:05 PM

Originally posted by Triple_D_Bet

Difference is the logic behind bites moves, but you've got a point!

Opti not understanding the difference between BETTING and... (wait for it, Opti!)... CALLING.
I might re-raise there with 7/2... but I'm never calling.

Some peeps not recognizing (like in the 'famous' Centaur hand) that I'm the guy usually putting the other guy "to the test" (as Vince & Sexton like to say!). 9 outta 10 times I'm not just calling.

More power to Mikey there, tho... it's all good. You want a guy calling that pf raise with 7/2 every time, obv.

But hey, Opti is an Aussie and they're responsible for inflicting AIR SUPPLY on the world so... I understand their shortcomings.

That donk hand posted is easily understood: He has shitload of chips and many outs if called.

**Triple_D_Bet** · 05-06-15, 02:16 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

u talk about bite's "logic" in making aggressive moves or calls and hitting runner runner; please tell me you can grasp what I did in that hand......

he shows indecision and checks flop, then foolishly called my move with an over and a flush draw on the board (which I could have also hit).... fact that runner runner sixes got him was just sbr doing what sbr does......

plus, i'd already warned the players at the table "DFWTD!!!" as i'd been running hott and was chip leader by a four thousand point margin a mere fifteen mins. into the trny

think "overwhelming chip lead, flush draw, pressure on small stack who likely missed that flop, and, of course, IT'S SBR SO GET IT IN BEHIND AND YOU WILL BE REWARDED!!!!!"

ps.... DON'T FUK WITH THE DONK!!!

Yup, same principle....just saying that runner runner stuff happens to the best of us

Originally posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj

Opti not understanding the difference between BETTING and... (wait for it, Opti!)... CALLING.
I might re-raise there with 7/2... but I'm never calling.

Some peeps not recognizing (like in the 'famous' Centaur hand) that I'm the guy usually putting the other guy "to the test" (as Vince & Sexton like to say!). 9 outta 10 times I'm not just calling.

More power to Mikey there, tho... it's all good. You want a guy calling that pf raise with 7/2 every time, obv.

But hey, Opti is an Aussie and they're responsible for inflicting AIR SUPPLY on the world so... I understand their shortcomings.

That donk hand posted is easily understood: He has shitload of chips and many outs if called.

To be fair, they also gave us Beegees and Men at Work

**BiTeMe UsAdOj** · 05-06-15, 02:25 PM

Originally posted by Triple_D_Bet

To be fair, they also gave us Beegees and Men at Work

And Jodie Moore and Monica Mayhem

Leave it to Tripper to properly put things in perspective... guy is SHARP as they come on SBR.

**bobbywaves** · 05-06-15, 02:48 PM

Originally posted by Triple_D_Bet

Plus he can count to 8, which is more than can be said about some folks

Don't be so hard on yourself Tripe, I'm sure on a good day you can count to 8.

**RudyRuetigger** · 05-06-15, 03:41 PM

22 posts in now

it was a double gutter

**Triple_D_Bet** · 05-06-15, 03:46 PM

Originally posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj

And Jodie Moore and Monica Mayhem

Leave it to Tripper to properly put things in perspective... guy is SHARP as they come on SBR.

Need to get all those named together (maybe throw in Hachem for good measure) and make a video...make it happen Bite!

Originally posted by bobbywaves

Don't be so hard on yourself Tripe, I'm sure on a good day you can count to 8.

Atta boy bobbo...I'll say this about ya, you never fail to deliver on what we expect out of ya

**SharpAngles** · 05-06-15, 04:21 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

u talk about bite's "logic" in making aggressive moves or calls and hitting runner runner; please tell me you can grasp what I did in that hand......

he shows indecision and checks flop, then foolishly called my move with an over and a flush draw on the board (which I could have also hit).... fact that runner runner sixes got him was just sbr doing what sbr does......

plus, i'd already warned the players at the table "DFWTD!!!" as i'd been running hott and was chip leader by a four thousand point margin a mere fifteen mins. into the trny

think "overwhelming chip lead, flush draw, pressure on small stack who likely missed that flop, and, of course, IT'S SBR SO GET IT IN BEHIND AND YOU WILL BE REWARDED!!!!!"

ps.... DON'T FUK WITH THE DONK!!!

Don't quit the attorney day job just yet Donker. I don't think poker analysis is for you.

**bobbywaves** · 05-06-15, 04:37 PM

Originally posted by Triple_D_Bet

you never fail to deliver

Waves always delivers the goods:

**Triple_D_Bet** · 05-06-15, 06:48 PM

Originally posted by bobbywaves

Waves always delivers the goods:

Or perhaps more appropriately:

**Auto Donk** · 05-06-15, 07:54 PM

Originally posted by SharpAngles

Don't quit the attorney day job just yet Donker. I don't think poker analysis is for you.

and yet I beat ur ass easily....... guess you better not only keep your day job, but get a second job as well

i'm at the top, as always, of all the leaderboards and ur not even a blip on anyone's radar screen

**Optional** · 05-07-15, 12:47 AM

Originally posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj

Opti not understanding the difference between BETTING and... (wait for it, Opti!)... CALLING.
I might re-raise there with 7/2... but I'm never calling.

True. All I saw was 72 beating you and couldn't help myself

**BiTeMe UsAdOj** · 05-07-15, 03:49 AM

Originally posted by Optional

OK... holy shit... you & your Aussie homeland just bagged MAJOR cred bringing up these guys.

Did ya know Brian Johnson sang "You shook me all night long" w/ Billy Joel (of all peeps) @ MSG a few months back?

Kinda surreal watching that vid...

PHENOMENAL BAND is AC/DC... in my personal Top 10.

So are those Canadian guys RUSH... in my personal Top 3.

No one beats my #1 tho... THE WHO (but quickly steer the conversation somewhere else if anyone brings up Pete's internet browsing habits

)

**Optional** · 05-07-15, 08:30 AM

Originally posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj

OK... holy shit... you & your Aussie homeland just bagged MAJOR cred bringing up these guys.

Did ya know Brian Johnson sang "You shook me all night long" w/ Billy Joel (of all peeps) @ MSG a few months back?

Kinda surreal watching that vid...

PHENOMENAL BAND is AC/DC... in my personal Top 10.

So are those Canadian guys RUSH... in my personal Top 3.

No one beats my #1 tho... THE WHO (but quickly steer the conversation somewhere else if anyone brings up Pete's internet browsing habits

)

ha.. you must be older than I realized!

When the Back in Black album came out (with you shook me all night long on it) after Bon Scott's death, my friends and I were about 15 years old. We were pretty worried that whoever this Brian Johnson mug was was going to wreck the band. Can clearly recall it was a Monday the album came out and 3 or 4 us ditched school to wait outside the record store to buy it first thing.

We raced to a mates house and put it on and seriously, by about half way through the first song (Hells Bells) we were all jumping about and virtually cheering we were so happy.

AC/DC and Cold Chisel made up 90% of the music allowed to be played at parties during the 80s in my social group.

**SharpAngles** · 05-07-15, 10:43 AM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

and yet I beat ur ass easily....... guess you better not only keep your day job, but get a second job as well

i'm at the top, as always, of all the leaderboards and ur not even a blip on anyone's radar screen

Why so sensitive Donker? I said poker analysis not playing poker.

Im proud of you for running hotter than the sun for a couple weeks but that doesn't change that your analysis of our hand was a joke my friend. You realize my "indecisive" check and "foolish" call, aka inducing your bluff, was a 68% fav and you pairing the turn improved me to 71% right? How foolish of me

**BiTeMe UsAdOj** · 05-07-15, 12:32 PM

Originally posted by Optional

ha.. you must be older than I realized!

93 this September

Thank God for that lil blue pill

**daneblazer** · 05-07-15, 12:52 PM

Originally posted by RudyRuetigger

22 posts in now

it was a double gutter

Not sure they believe you Rudy

**BiTeMe UsAdOj** · 05-07-15, 01:04 PM

Originally posted by daneblazer

Not sure they believe you Rudy

Don't miss the actual point of respondents.

We recognized the obvious, but no one really cares.

It just gave us an excuse to post our own stuff for shits & giggles.

**BiTeMe UsAdOj** · 05-07-15, 01:16 PM

daner post a music video, pal

And it better not be The Weather Girls