jesus crhist its annoying people go in with 3 outters on the flop, think their good.

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  • onerous
    SBR Sharp
    • 07-11-14
    • 486

    #1
    jesus crhist its annoying people go in with 3 outters on the flop, think their good.
    i tried but this is the furthest from poker ive ever seen.. been playing 13 years online and live and this is such bullshit people go all in everytime with 3 outters and hit on river to take 300 plus stacks sick of the bullshit..., show us sbr and make some type of bad beat jackpot.. its too penetrating annoying
  • Auto Donk
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 09-03-13
    • 43558

    #2
    Originally posted by onerous
    i tried but this is the furthest from poker ive ever seen.. been playing 13 years online and live and this is such bullshit people go all in everytime with 3 outters and hit on river to take 300 plus stacks sick of the bullshit..., show us sbr and make some type of bad beat jackpot.. its too penetrating annoying
    ahah.... I see you played with BiteMe........
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    • bobbywaves
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 05-06-08
      • 13280

      #3
      Originally posted by onerous
      i tried but this is the furthest from poker ive ever seen.. been playing 13 years online and live and this is such bullshit people go all in everytime with 3 outters and hit on river to take 300 plus stacks sick of the bullshit..., show us sbr and make some type of bad beat jackpot.. its too penetrating annoying
      What you need to realize is play will obviously be more loose, as it's for pts. Many people especially non pros, simply don't care. Of course they have a horrible chance of hitting, but will hit occasionally as the win % indicates.

      You still want these fish at your table. You'll get their stack more times than not, as the win % indicates.

      Complaining about it is equally pathetic, as the bad play itself.
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      • BigDaddy
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 02-01-06
        • 8378

        #4
        bobby gets it
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        • stevek173
          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
          • 03-29-08
          • 27598

          #5
          This was actually vs me. Not only was the Ace an out but what he's neglecting to mention is that I had spades and there were two spades on the board. I guess due to Onerous's selective memory those didn't exist.
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          • BigDaddy
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 02-01-06
            • 8378

            #6
            HH usually tells the better story

            most people like to complain without posting that for some reason

            it sounds better i guess
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            • Auto Donk
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 09-03-13
              • 43558

              #7
              Originally posted by BigDaddy
              HH usually tells the better story

              most people like to complain without posting that for some reason

              it sounds better i guess
              i agree totally........ HH's are boring reads.... I prefer the sentence fragments and random "fck you's" sputtered out in rage by a man or woman on tilt after taking yet another horrific s bullshit r bad beat....
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              • katstale
                SBR MVP
                • 02-07-07
                • 3924

                #8
                Originally posted by Auto Donk
                i agree totally........ HH's are boring reads.... I prefer the sentence fragments and random "fck you's" sputtered out in rage by a man or woman on tilt after taking yet another horrific s bullshit r bad beat....
                this
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                • jung
                  SBR Rookie
                  • 12-18-14
                  • 16

                  #9
                  Did u know that the way cards are dealt in an rng online it's gives the same odds of any card to come. For example if u have 3 outs live on the flop I u got about a12% chance to win in online poker the odd will be better cuz u got the same odds of 1 of those 3 cards coming as any other card in the deck. This is one reason u see so mnay bad beats online
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                  • Lee Jones
                    SBR Sharp
                    • 12-14-08
                    • 459

                    #10
                    Jung did you know you have no idea what you're talking about and are spewing complete nonsense? Just curious.
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                    • daneblazer
                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                      • 09-14-08
                      • 27861

                      #11
                      Have you guys ever been dealt aces twice in a row before? You realize the odds of that happening is like 1:48,000? That's a heck of a lot less likely than getting one outed on the river...and I don't see too many threads bitching and complaining about being dealt aces twice in a row
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                      • mpaschal34
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 02-04-13
                        • 12087

                        #12
                        got AA 3 times in a row once....where do I file the complaint?

                        thank goodness it wasn't on SBR or I would have lost at least twice.
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                        • Auto Donk
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 09-03-13
                          • 43558

                          #13
                          Originally posted by daneblazer
                          Have you guys ever been dealt aces twice in a row before? You realize the odds of that happening is like 1:48,000? That's a heck of a lot less likely than getting one outed on the river...and I don't see too many threads bitching and complaining about being dealt aces twice in a row
                          I noticed BeerDog liked this post, as the odds of him and the same dude winning/hitting bounty in back to back beat the prick trnies was ONE IN TWENTY THREE FCKIN' MILLION!!!!!!!!!! AND IT HAPPENED!!!!!!!!!! FCKIN' AWESOME!!!!!!!
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                          • JoeVig
                            SBR Wise Guy
                            • 01-11-08
                            • 772

                            #14
                            Got and have seen AA back to back here. Not sure what it means. The luck really came when everybody folded to me. Lucky no one called me with 2/7 offsuit.
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                            • USCPHILLYGUY
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 12-15-12
                              • 21745

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Auto Donk
                              I noticed BeerDog liked this post, as the odds of him and the same dude winning/hitting bounty in back to back beat the prick trnies was ONE IN TWENTY THREE FCKIN' MILLION!!!!!!!!!! AND IT HAPPENED!!!!!!!!!! FCKIN' AWESOME!!!!!!!
                              Beerdog got me tday with my AJ v his A7 clubs all in (I had about 1100 chips think hd had about 2200). Blinds 50-100. He limped then called my all in from my BB. Not a call I would have made but oh well.
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                              • BeerDog99
                                SBR MVP
                                • 09-22-10
                                • 4894

                                #16
                                Originally posted by USCPHILLYGUY
                                Beerdog got me tday with my AJ v his A7 clubs all in (I had about 1100 chips think hd had about 2200). Blinds 50-100. He limped then called my all in from my BB. Not a call I would have made but oh well.
                                I will answer as you have always been cool.

                                It is a time in the tourney to try and chip up. I limped because I did not want to play for all my chips against others but given your chip stack and I assumed I would have at least been live against your range in that position.

                                Also if I lost I would still have 10bb so I would barely be in a worse situation with only 20bb.

                                Essentially I wanted to see who tried to open the pot and decide what to do then.

                                I got lucky, just like everyone who has ever won a tourney.

                                That said if it makes you feel better, maybe it was karma for me, I bubbled the tourney.
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                                • BeerDog99
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 09-22-10
                                  • 4894

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                  I noticed BeerDog liked this post, as the odds of him and the same dude winning/hitting bounty in back to back beat the prick trnies was ONE IN TWENTY THREE FCKIN' MILLION!!!!!!!!!! AND IT HAPPENED!!!!!!!!!! FCKIN' AWESOME!!!!!!!
                                  If you seriously think the fix was in for me to taking out the bounty two tourneys in a row, you need some help and you are in the same tinfoil camp as Konck and the rest of the rigtards.
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                                  • daneblazer
                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                    • 09-14-08
                                    • 27861

                                    #18
                                    If it's not rigged software and super users, it's cold seats, cold decks, decks that need shuffling, shitty dealers...anything other bad play.
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                                    • Lowly Oaftard
                                      SBR Hustler
                                      • 01-19-14
                                      • 99

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by daneblazer
                                      If it's not rigged software and super users, it's cold seats, cold decks, decks that need shuffling, shitty dealers...anything other bad play.
                                      You left out redundancies in the RNG Vortex, phase shifts in the sequencing algorithm, and large number pattern repeating tendencies - all of which are critical elements of understanding HOW TO BEAT THE RIG. It's time players forget the FANTASY of a fair game and LEARN TO BEAT THE SYSTEM.
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                                      • BeerDog99
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 09-22-10
                                        • 4894

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Lowly Oaftard
                                        You left out redundancies in the RNG Vortex, phase shifts in the sequencing algorithm, and large number pattern repeating tendencies - all of which are critical elements of understanding HOW TO BEAT THE RIG. It's time players forget the FANTASY of a fair game and LEARN TO BEAT THE SYSTEM.
                                        And the infamous doomswitch....
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                                        • Auto Donk
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 09-03-13
                                          • 43558

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Lowly Oaftard
                                          You left out redundancies in the RNG Vortex, phase shifts in the sequencing algorithm, and large number pattern repeating tendencies - all of which are critical elements of understanding HOW TO BEAT THE RIG. It's time players forget the FANTASY of a fair game and LEARN TO BEAT THE SYSTEM.
                                          "what does it all mean, Basil?!?!?"

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                                          • OrangeCrush24
                                            SBR Rookie
                                            • 03-09-14
                                            • 2

                                            #22
                                            Dude its free poker.

                                            Not to mention it's SBR.

                                            If you want to play real poker go to a casino lol.
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                                            • Auto Donk
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 09-03-13
                                              • 43558

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by OrangeCrush24
                                              Dude its free poker.

                                              Not to mention it's SBR.

                                              If you want to play real poker go to a casino lol.
                                              agreed.... plus, you don't have to worry that some fuccker in a live game is across the table from you teabaggin' a shift key on a keyboard to fuk with the cards being dealt, and certainly no players at a live table are skyping or talking on the phone with the dealer...........
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                                              • Lee Jones
                                                SBR Sharp
                                                • 12-14-08
                                                • 459

                                                #24
                                                Why do you guys all think they rig it against you too steal your points lol. They make more than enough of their points that they give away back in the casino and sports book.
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                                                • Enkhbat
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 04-18-11
                                                  • 3145

                                                  #25
                                                  What does Jesus Christ have to do with it? He probably wouldn't approve of gambling anyway
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                                                  • USCPHILLYGUY
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 12-15-12
                                                    • 21745

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by BeerDog99
                                                    I will answer as you have always been cool.

                                                    It is a time in the tourney to try and chip up. I limped because I did not want to play for all my chips against others but given your chip stack and I assumed I would have at least been live against your range in that position.

                                                    Also if I lost I would still have 10bb so I would barely be in a worse situation with only 20bb.

                                                    Essentially I wanted to see who tried to open the pot and decide what to do then.

                                                    I got lucky, just like everyone who has ever won a tourney.

                                                    That said if it makes you feel better, maybe it was karma for me, I bubbled the tourney.
                                                    Dude wasn't criticizing your play at all...........its just not a call I would have made. It worked out for you at the time so congrats. I'd be the 1st to admit I struggle in tourneys as opposed to cash games. Not sure why that is but I'll figure it out
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                                                    • Auto Donk
                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                      • 09-03-13
                                                      • 43558

                                                      #27
                                                      BD did seem uncharacteristically testy yesterday, he even blew me up for trying to find humor in him and some other guy pulling off a 1/23,000,000 probability when SBR forgot to reset the winners of the weekly BTP tourney from one week to the next.........
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                                                      • pureajb
                                                        SBR Hustler
                                                        • 10-24-09
                                                        • 83

                                                        #28
                                                        Do you guys honestly think that SBR is rigged? Or is that just a coping mechanism for how bad you are? If you have convinced yourself that it's rigged you really need to seek psychological help.
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                                                        • Auto Donk
                                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                                          • 09-03-13
                                                          • 43558

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by pureajb
                                                          Do you guys honestly think that SBR is rigged? Or is that just a coping mechanism for how bad you are? If you have convinced yourself that it's rigged you really need to seek psychological help.
                                                          getting sucked out on over and over and over wehn you get it in good, with an 80-20 favorite, means you're really bad at poker???? got it...........
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                                                          • yisman
                                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                                            • 09-01-08
                                                            • 75682

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by daneblazer
                                                            Have you guys ever been dealt aces twice in a row before?

                                                            No.
                                                            [quote=jjgold;5683305]I win again like usual
                                                            [/quote]

                                                            [quote=Whippit;7921056]miami won't lose a single eastern conference game through end of season[/quote]
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                                                            • TheMoneyShot
                                                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                              • 02-14-07
                                                              • 28672

                                                              #31
                                                              I've noticed well above 50% of the time that the hand that's trailing in an all in... wins most of the time.

                                                              That's pathetic.

                                                              But... it is what it is.

                                                              That's why people push on mediocre hands.
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