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  • Auto Donk
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 09-03-13
    • 43558

    #71
    hey kock, or konk, or whatever the f ur name is...... I just watched a pretty Asian woman give a report that specifically mentioned me by name.... doubt she's ever spoken urs, as weak as u play........HAHAHAHAHA...... CHILD'S PLAY, BOY, MERE CHILD'S PLAY!!!!! AND PS, THAKS AGAIN FOR THE COMPLIMENTS ON HOW A PERSON WINNING 1500 PTS MUST BE A SHAM, B/C U CAN'T EVEN FATHOM ANYONE DOING IT!!!! AHAHAHHAHAHAH..... PSS...... BOO!
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    • konck
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 10-17-06
      • 12554

      #72
      Originally posted by Auto Donk
      hey kock, or konk, or whatever the f ur name is...... I just watched a pretty Asian woman give a report that specifically mentioned me by name.... doubt she's ever spoken urs, as weak as u play........HAHAHAHAHA...... CHILD'S PLAY, BOY, MERE CHILD'S PLAY!!!!! AND PS, THAKS AGAIN FOR THE COMPLIMENTS ON HOW A PERSON WINNING 1500 PTS MUST BE A SHAM, B/C U CAN'T EVEN FATHOM ANYONE DOING IT!!!! AHAHAHHAHAHAH..... PSS...... BOO!
      Is that a shocker since your here 3 days and are a co-worker ...why do you continue to bury yourself
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      • konck
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 10-17-06
        • 12554

        #73
        Originally posted by Auto Donk
        hey kock, or konk, or whatever the f ur name is...... I just watched a pretty Asian woman give a report that specifically mentioned me by name.... doubt she's ever spoken urs, as weak as u play........HAHAHAHAHA...... CHILD'S PLAY, BOY, MERE CHILD'S PLAY!!!!! AND PS, THAKS AGAIN FOR THE COMPLIMENTS ON HOW A PERSON WINNING 1500 PTS MUST BE A SHAM, B/C U CAN'T EVEN FATHOM ANYONE DOING IT!!!! AHAHAHHAHAHAH..... PSS...... BOO!
        You still own the best one liner of the year when Rudy called you out for being brand new and knowing whats happeneing with pts and you answered I sat and watched for a couple of years so I knew about ptsReally thats fukin funny dude I sat and watched
        Last edited by konck; 09-07-13, 05:54 AM.
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        • Auto Donk
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 09-03-13
          • 43558

          #74
          Konk/kock ..... GO GET YOUR SHINEBOX!!!!!!
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          • daneblazer
            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
            • 09-14-08
            • 27861

            #75
            About that time for Big Blue to make an appearance, isn't it Lou?
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            • konck
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 10-17-06
              • 12554

              #76
              Originally posted by jjgold
              Konker lets move on

              I would hate to see you "marked"
              HAHAHHAHA I guess I got marked didnt win a hand in omaha today. I roll over 100% of my pts in omaha usually its very easy. I won a WPO omaha h/l event. Get a boat they got a higher one etc final straw for me I all in aa36 for a good amt a458 calls I lose the whole pot it was all in pre flop. I dont care smc its just more in my defense lol Im sure I dont cash a tourny for a few weeks to hahahhahah good smc at least Brock is hear to fade. Guess they get mad when exposed so beware poster!!!!
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              • BennyBigNuts
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 04-16-12
                • 8700

                #77
                ZERO chance to win in SBR ring games.
                They can't afford to let the ring games run legitimately, that's why they have popcorn scam-ware.
                It's not a secret, everyone who's played understands and accepts it.
                Only winners in ring games will be the degens who are guaranteed to lose every point back to the sportsbook and of course SBR plant accounts to vacuum up.
                Why do you think wulfcok wins all the time?
                This isn't rocket science. Just a broke site protecting themselves.

                They wouldn't just be giving out pizzas if that site ran honestly.
                If they ever got software that wasn't a scam, they woulda got my $200 to turn pro.
                They would have ppl like me burying them for 1k gift cards all the time.
                They don't want that.

                Just remember, you aren't losing real money when you play.
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                • konck
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 10-17-06
                  • 12554

                  #78
                  So im playing poker and I have 3700 early Autodick has over 7k i sit out a while had to do things come back I get AA Autodik raises preflop I know I lose if I go all in but oh well I all in 3700 AA preflop Autodik calls AQ his ace rivers a 4 flush one of them many times im beat by the SBR stain player with a 4 flush ....can we please find a new way to steal
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                  • Wilfred
                    SBR MVP
                    • 08-19-12
                    • 1908

                    #79
                    lmao first time playing poker online ever, some guy got pissed i went all in on a shitty hand and won on the river. I think it was this auto donk guy
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                    • ttwarrior1
                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                      • 06-23-09
                      • 28454

                      #80
                      what about the people that are playing sbr poker 9 in the morning, play every tourney and also playing at 4 am in the morning
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                      • konck
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 10-17-06
                        • 12554

                        #81
                        Originally posted by ttwarrior1
                        what about the people that are playing sbr poker 9 in the morning, play every tourney and also playing at 4 am in the morning
                        Oh thats Jedimindpks he works there
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                        • Beelzebubzy
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 06-06-11
                          • 6995

                          #82
                          how do i get my sbr points from Poker back to SBR
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                          • Russian Rocket
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 09-02-12
                            • 43910

                            #83
                            Originally posted by Beelzebubzy
                            how do i get my sbr points from Poker back to SBR
                            close the fukking poker client
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                            • Beelzebubzy
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 06-06-11
                              • 6995

                              #84
                              Originally posted by Russian Rocket
                              close the fukking poker client
                              thanks
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                              • daneblazer
                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                • 09-14-08
                                • 27861

                                #85
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                                • vividjohn45
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 11-21-10
                                  • 6331

                                  #86
                                  Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                  hahah.... I laughed at all his bs.... esp the "tunica" blast.... tunica is the a hole of the US poker world... fig'd that's where this dickweed came from.... too funny........... child's play, "konk", child's play..... and no need for any new id..... unlike u who obviously has at least two, u pathetic p o s.......


                                  critisizing tunic poker and what is sbr poker? i see you run well there.

                                  i've been to tunica. its a few miles south of elvis's graceland. nice vacation really.



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                                  Last edited by vividjohn45; 10-12-13, 12:01 AM.
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                                  • vividjohn45
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 11-21-10
                                    • 6331

                                    #87
                                    Originally posted by BennyBigNuts
                                    ZERO chance to win in SBR ring games.
                                    They can't afford to let the ring games run legitimately, that's why they have popcorn scam-ware.
                                    It's not a secret, everyone who's played understands and accepts it.
                                    Only winners in ring games will be the degens who are guaranteed to lose every point back to the sportsbook and of course SBR plant accounts to vacuum up.
                                    Why do you think wulfcok wins all the time?
                                    This isn't rocket science. Just a broke site protecting themselves.

                                    They wouldn't just be giving out pizzas if that site ran honestly.
                                    If they ever got software that wasn't a scam, they woulda got my $200 to turn pro.
                                    They would have ppl like me burying them for 1k gift cards all the time.
                                    They don't want that.

                                    Just remember, you aren't losing real money when you play.
                                    they are not broke. they give freerolls to sports books internationally.
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                                    • Jimmy Proffett
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 10-20-09
                                      • 2729

                                      #88
                                      It's like when you play against Gary at the poker table. You know he's going to outpip you every time the cards come out. it's not even fun to play;' you know the result going into the game. He wins no matter what; you lose.
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                                      • BiTeMe UsAdOj
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 08-18-11
                                        • 7537

                                        #89
                                        Originally posted by Jimmy Proffett
                                        It's like when you play against Gary at the poker table. You know he's going to outpip you every time the cards come out. it's not even fun to play;' you know the result going into the game. He wins no matter what; you lose.
                                        Yeah, but I'm OK with that... I like Gary.
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                                        • TheAntFather
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 03-14-11
                                          • 3021

                                          #90
                                          Originally posted by konck
                                          So im playing poker and I have 3700 early Autodick has over 7k i sit out a while had to do things come back I get AA Autodik raises preflop I know I lose if I go all in but oh well I all in 3700 AA preflop Autodik calls AQ his ace rivers a 4 flush one of them many times im beat by the SBR stain player with a 4 flush ....can we please find a new way to steal
                                          The same exact thing is happening to me. I played against Auto Donk last week and he hits 2 outers on me with very high frequency. I complained about it last week, and now SBR has the doom switch on me. I can't win to save my life. I used to cash tournaments very easily, and since last week, I flat lined. Now I can't win to save my life.
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                                          • TheAntFather
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 03-14-11
                                            • 3021

                                            #91
                                            I played 4 tournaments the last time I went out to play the WSOP in New Orleans. I cashed in 3 Consecutive tournaments. I'm not saying I'm all that great in poker, I just know real poker when I see it and I know Bull Shi* when I see it as well.

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                                            • Triple_D_Bet
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 12-12-11
                                              • 7626

                                              #92
                                              Originally posted by TheAntFather
                                              I played 4 tournaments the last time I went out to play the WSOP in New Orleans. I cashed in 3 Consecutive tournaments. I'm not saying I'm all that great in poker, I just know real poker when I see it and I know Bull Shi* when I see it as well.

                                              http://pokerdb.thehendonmob.com/player.php?a=r&n=167983
                                              Apparently you don't know these things. Konk, pavy and benny aren't terrible players either...just goes to show that people can use strategies based on a basic understanding of probability without understanding it, and while having irrational beliefs that contradict it


                                              The best players here don't whine about it being rigged, which is not a coincidence....and not because they're "plants" on a mission to protect SBR's points either
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                                              • The Giant
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 01-21-12
                                                • 21480

                                                #93
                                                Originally posted by Triple_D_Bet
                                                Apparently you don't know these things. Konk, pavy and benny aren't terrible players either...just goes to show that people can use strategies based on a basic understanding of probability without understanding it, and while having irrational beliefs that contradict it


                                                The best players here don't whine about it being rigged, which is not a coincidence....and not because they're "plants" on a mission to protect SBR's points either
                                                TripleD, you're the biggest dummy in this thread. Spending one second on people hell-bent on screaming "RIGGED! RIGGED! RIGGED!" is one second too many.

                                                There are those that understand variance, and those that believe the world is flat.
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                                                • downsouth
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 01-13-11
                                                  • 11580

                                                  #94
                                                  Originally posted by The Giant
                                                  TripleD, you're the biggest dummy in this thread. Spending one second on people hell-bent on screaming "RIGGED! RIGGED! RIGGED!" is one second too many.

                                                  There are those that understand variance, and those that believe the world is flat.
                                                  RIGGED!!, RIGGED!!

                                                  And obviously the world us flat. How else do we walk on it. If it were round we would fall off. Duh!!
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                                                  • TheAntFather
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 03-14-11
                                                    • 3021

                                                    #95
                                                    Originally posted by Triple_D_Bet
                                                    Apparently you don't know these things. Konk, pavy and benny aren't terrible players either...just goes to show that people can use strategies based on a basic understanding of probability without understanding it, and while having irrational beliefs that contradict it


                                                    The best players here don't whine about it being rigged, which is not a coincidence....and not because they're "plants" on a mission to protect SBR's points either
                                                    Who the hell are you? I know you're not one of the best players here. There's only a couple of people I respect here in poker, and you for sure are not one of them. Show me any, IF ANY live poker cashes you have to your name. I seriously doubt you have any, so I wouldn't even give credence to one word you say about poker.

                                                    Apparently you don't understand how poker works. Show me proof you even know anything about poker. I never even heard of you pal. I really didn't ask for your useless opinion either. If you were somebody who knew how to play poker or anything about it, I'd listen to you. Just because you playing daily tournaments like me and everyone else here doesn't mean you truly know the dynamics and probabilities of poker.
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                                                    • TheAntFather
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 03-14-11
                                                      • 3021

                                                      #96
                                                      There is probably only one or two people I see here play daily that would even stand a chance at the WSOP or WPT or any of the big live tournaments. It's few and far between, other than that, it's like trying to talk to a 5th grader when you try and talk poker here with somebody. It's not even funny how dumb, obnoxious and foolish 90% of the people are here when it comes to talking poker. I'd get more talking to a brick wall. So, this will be the last post I make in this thread. GL to all.
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                                                      • Triple_D_Bet
                                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                                        • 12-12-11
                                                        • 7626

                                                        #97
                                                        Originally posted by The Giant
                                                        TripleD, you're the biggest dummy in this thread. Spending one second on people hell-bent on screaming "RIGGED! RIGGED! RIGGED!" is one second too many.

                                                        There are those that understand variance, and those that believe the world is flat.
                                                        Quite possibly true sir, but I'm a sucker for chatting with brick walls...especially on this subject, seems like I've had this conversation so many times I could do it in my sleep
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                                                        • Triple_D_Bet
                                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                                          • 12-12-11
                                                          • 7626

                                                          #98
                                                          Originally posted by TheAntFather
                                                          Who the hell are you? I know you're not one of the best players here. There's only a couple of people I respect here in poker, and you for sure are not one of them. Show me any, IF ANY live poker cashes you have to your name. I seriously doubt you have any, so I wouldn't even give credence to one word you say about poker.

                                                          Apparently you don't understand how poker works. Show me proof you even know anything about poker. I never even heard of you pal. I really didn't ask for your useless opinion either. If you were somebody who knew how to play poker or anything about it, I'd listen to you. Just because you playing daily tournaments like me and everyone else here doesn't mean you truly know the dynamics and probabilities of poker.

                                                          Riiiiiight...so because you only respect players based on ther history in one tiny aspect of the game (ability to cash in WSOP events), and because you don't know anything about me, obviously I must be wrong I've won quite a bit more here than you have, but I'm not judging your comments or ability by that; I'm judging them because they're lacking any facts.

                                                          You claim to be a decent poker player (and judging by what I've seen out of you in the past, you probably are; you're not terrible, just not on the level of some of the better players here), but being able to approximate odds for a draw doesn't mean you understand anythign deeper about probability. Even so, you should at least be capable of understanding how these things work. If you take the time to do a little homework, maybe you'd realize how foolish you sound when you say things like "I've cashed in a couple of MTTs so I can feel when a game is rigged based off of a few hundred hands"

                                                          After you've figured that one out, maybe you can revisit the concept of who stands a chance at a tiny buyin WSOP/WPT event, or how MTTs work in general. Here are some hints: variance is huge, number of cashes is damn near meaningless in a sample size of 4 events a year, and any mediocre poker player has a pretty good chance in any MTT compared to any other player.

                                                          Sorry to be a little harsh on you...maybe you're just one of those guys that doesn't care for online poker and never explored what a proper sample size should be to make statistically justifiable claims? Whether you do some learning and figure out why you're wrong here or you take the more popular route (sticking your head in the sand and repeating the same lines), good luck to ya
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                                                          • Wulfman14
                                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                                            • 08-24-10
                                                            • 8869

                                                            #99
                                                            Originally posted by Triple_D_Bet
                                                            Quite possibly true sir, but I'm a sucker for chatting with brick walls...especially on this subject, seems like I've had this conversation so many times I could do it in my sleep
                                                            uh oh cat fight MEOWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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                                                            • Triple_D_Bet
                                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                                              • 12-12-11
                                                              • 7626

                                                              #100
                                                              Originally posted by Wulfman14
                                                              uh oh cat fight MEOWWWWWWWWWWWWW
                                                              Thanks for proving my points wulfy
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                                                              • Wulfman14
                                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                • 08-24-10
                                                                • 8869

                                                                #101
                                                                thought there was a cat fight developing between you and the giant. sorry
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                                                                • Triple_D_Bet
                                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                  • 12-12-11
                                                                  • 7626

                                                                  #102
                                                                  Originally posted by Wulfman14
                                                                  thought there was a cat fight developing between you and the giant. sorry
                                                                  No problem, I can see why you would think that. As always, I appreciate the backup...I like to think my points stand on their own, but an example never hurts
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                                                                  • tatddy
                                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                                    • 03-02-10
                                                                    • 10779

                                                                    #103
                                                                    Originally posted by Triple_D_Bet
                                                                    No problem, I can see why you would think that. As always, I appreciate the backup...I like to think my points stand on their own, but an example never hurts
                                                                    14K pts? Heater?
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                                                                    • Triple_D_Bet
                                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                      • 12-12-11
                                                                      • 7626

                                                                      #104
                                                                      Originally posted by tatddy
                                                                      14K pts? Heater?
                                                                      nah, just on fire in casino...been messing around there while multitasking and it's been good to me lately. Sports not so much...haven't had as much time to look into football as much as I'm used to, so just pickin em randomly for BTP and betting a few games on a whim.

                                                                      No worries, if I can make some time at the tables I'll spread the wealth
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                                                                      • Wulfman14
                                                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                        • 08-24-10
                                                                        • 8869

                                                                        #105
                                                                        Originally posted by Triple_D_Bet
                                                                        nah, just on fire in casino...been messing around there while multitasking and it's been good to me lately. Sports not so much...haven't had as much time to look into football as much as I'm used to, so just pickin em randomly for BTP and betting a few games on a whim.

                                                                        No worries, if I can make some time at the tables I'll spread the wealth
                                                                        there are so many lies about yourself in this post alone it is mind numbing
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