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    yisman
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    The (poker) Chronicles of ttwarrior

    Poker forum is a bit slow lately, so let's see if we can liven things up a little bit.

    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    i play poker 16 hours a day 7 days a week

    Quote Originally Posted by chemicalbrother View Post
    hey, i guess i kinda like your posting, so i'll tell you: people look forward to you sitting at their table. i won't say what my notes on you say specifically, but they might imply that you shouldn't expect to win long-term on sbr's tables. just sayin'.
    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    lol thats a joke, ive played more poker this year, then you have your whole life . Perhaps maybe not on sbr, but check my stats on carbon, felt stars, bodog all you like I play poker on average of 8 hours a day , on weekends up to 18 hours a day Your notes don't say anything bad about me, i guarantee that You may of saw me with ten chips and push with a j suited or something. Havent had any points really to play
    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    Log into rounders radio or hpc chat or several skype poker chats and just ask who is the best player here/ Give you 400 bucks if not within 3 min several people don't say without a doubt, ttwarrior1 , aka chris, crob44


    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    the best poker players on sbr dont even play sbr poker, says alot
    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    sbr is last to know about everything, if you notice, you read things from hours earlier or even days before on the net before anything is every posted on sbr. People here don't know how to handicap, gamble, play poker or are up to date with anything.
    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    i can't afford to be an SBR Pro so i won't be playing and nobody posts more then me in the poker area
    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    best poker players on sbr didn't even play in the event, and half are ghosts, part under 21 which makes them ineligible, , others non sbr pro
    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    whoever came up with the odds are way off and only people that should make a bet is on themselves, also the top poker players at sbr arent even playing sbr poker.


    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    best sbr poker players aren't even on the teams anyway

    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    really no1? rounders, hpc, and a few other forums will tell you I'm the best player ive ever seen and wonder everyday why im not in vegas playing in wsop events. Have no points to enter sbr tourneys. Im not SBR Pro and never will be
    Might be telling the truth here, although that won't save us from 20 more warrior threads about becoming a pro.
    Last edited by yisman; 08-10-11 at 11:29 PM.
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    i liked when he told me 'i guarantee you don't have anything bad about me in your notes'...

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    Yeah that was a good one. Added your quote to make it clear.

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    Completely non poker related but I want to get this down in print before I forget.

    (paraphrased)

    ttwarrior: Shari, how do I become an SBR Pro if I have accounts at every place listed?

    Shari: blah blah blah (giving same details I've given him 50 times before)

    SoV: Wait, you have an account at William Hill?

    ttwarrior: I had an account before you were born, son

    SoV: I was born in 1990

    ttwarrior: yes before that

    Shari: from the Willy Hill website Warrior: "1998 was an important year for William Hill, when we became the first in the industry to launch an online betting facility, our Sportsbook."

    ttwarrior: it was called something else before that

    Shari: Ummm.... I don't think so "When William Hill founded the company in 1934; In 1961, betting shops became legal, with William Hill joining the market in 1966."

    Shari: warrior - suppovely you never lied on here??? I thought these were all of your true stories????

    *crickets*
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    poker...
    (think this was 2 days ago)

    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    really no1? rounders, hpc, and a few other forums will tell you I'm the best player ive ever seen and wonder everyday why im not in vegas playing in wsop events. Have no points to enter sbr tourneys. Im not SBR Pro and never will be

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    Yeah I replied to that one but forgot to include it here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by yisman View Post
    Yeah I replied to that one but forgot to include it here.
    This really should just be a Best of...

    SoV has some beauties saved for sure. Warrior's a loose cannon at times

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    this tub of jello is seriously so confused/lost about life he really believes what he says.

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    Once I was in chat and warrior was explaining how he's running for Congress or something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by yisman View Post
    Once I was in chat and warrior was explaining how he's running for Congress or something.
    hahahahahaha

    oh my tummy hurts


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    City Council.

    My mistake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by yisman View Post
    City Council.

    My mistake.

    ttwarrior1: yes yisman, ive been asked to run

    Could you imagine that crazy ass town?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Sanchez View Post
    ttwarrior1: yes yisman, ive been asked to run Could you imagine that crazy ass town?
    I just bookmarked this thread. The next time someone asks me why I don't want to move back to the US, I'm directing them to your post.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shari91 View Post
    Completely non poker related but I want to get this down in print before I forget. (paraphrased) ttwarrior: Shari, how do I become an SBR Pro if I have accounts at every place listed? Shari: blah blah blah (giving same details I've given him 50 times before) SoV: Wait, you have an account at William Hill? ttwarrior: I had an account before you were born, son SoV: I was born in 1990 ttwarrior: yes before that Shari: from the Willy Hill website Warrior: "1998 was an important year for William Hill, when we became the first in the industry to launch an online betting facility, our Sportsbook." ttwarrior: it was called something else before that Shari: Ummm.... I don't think so "When William Hill founded the company in 1934; In 1961, betting shops became legal, with William Hill joining the market in 1966." Shari: warrior - suppovely you never lied on here??? I thought these were all of your true stories???? *crickets*

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    Down goes King Hippo! Maybe all that weight is just hot air and bullshit instead of pork stuffed Twinkies.

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    fail post

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    Quote Originally Posted by shari91 View Post
    poker...
    (think this was 2 days ago)

    i live in america and i have the right to change my mind whenever i want. I changed my mind because i was told i needed to be sbr pro to get money in the btp contest.

    Simple stuff, glad to see im popular. I am the man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    i live in america and i have the right to change my mind whenever i want. I changed my mind because i was told i needed to be sbr pro to get money in the btp contest.
    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    fail post
    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    fail post

    Good point, warrior. I agree.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    i live in america and i have the right to change my mind whenever i want. I changed my mind because i was told i needed to be sbr pro to get money in the btp contest.

    Simple stuff, glad to see im popular. I am the man.

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    what a fat retard. seriously.

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    wow, warrior sure took a beating in that video.

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    People here don't know how to handicap, gamble, play poker or are up to date with anything.


    ttwarrior1 is a gambling sharp, who put one team in all his parlays, only for them to lose.



    I expect him to come in here and say that I totally made up that chat convo and that it's fake.

    What's up, you KKK-loving, leeching, unemployed, good for nothing, waste of society!

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    king hippo = awesome post.

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    yes 100 percent fake, ive never made a bet on missouri in my life

    He has a chat saved from almost a year ago? Only thing i can think of . Missouri hasn't had a game in football since last fall and missouri in basketball since march

    Should i make a post where he called my house at 4 am????????????????

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    The other day he said he hasn't won a hand in poker in over 320 hands. That's how good of poker player/liar he is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by noober View Post
    The other day he said he hasn't won a hand in poker in over 320 hands. That's how good of poker player/liar he is.
    . How can anyone who lied about playing the wsop main event call anyone out as a liar, pot meet kettle, kettle meet pot. Unfukkinreal

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    Shit thought noober was Roxyfish my bad noober same avatar.

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    ttwarrior has built quite the internet life for himself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by frizzelli View Post
    Shit thought noober was Roxyfish my bad noober same avatar.


    I thought the same thing, Frizz. We need to shut our fukkin' goof mouths!

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    I thought the same thing, Frizz. We need to shut our fukkin' goof mouths!
    No way... doing that would suck. Goof it up everyday!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    yes 100 percent fake, ive never made a bet on missouri in my life


    From a thread you titled: ttwarriors Saturday plays, missouri,ark,neb,alabama,duke

    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    WagerType:PARLAY (5 TEAMS)Date:Team:Feb 26CBB [525] MISSOURI +4-110 Feb 26CBB [533] ARKANSAS -4-110 Feb 26CBB [539] NEBRASKA PK-110 Feb 26CBB [579] ALABAMA +1½-110 Feb 26CBB [665] DUKE -4-110 Risking 5 SBR To Win 121.75 SBRTicket#: 641507
    Another

    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    free play to win 360 at bookmaker [Ticket #: 92080220] 7 Team FB 6, 6½, 7 - BK 5, 5½, 6 (FP)02/12/2011 @ 05:45 PM NBA[511] DALLAS +4½-110 (B+6)02/12/2011 @ 07:15 PM NBA[515] OKLAHOMA CITY +1½-110 (B+6)02/12/2011 @ 09:10 AM CBB[521] NOTRE DAME PK-110 (B+6)02/12/2011 @ 10:10 AM CBB[529] NORTH CAROLINA +6-110 (B+6)02/12/2011 @ 05:10 PM CBB[631] MISSOURI ST -1-110 (B+6)02/12/2011 @ 05:10 PM CBB[635] SAN DIEGO STATE +6-110 (B+6)02/12/2011 @ 06:10 PM CBB[655] PITTSBURGH +9-110 (B+6) 7 team teaser. Been getting 6 of 7 right for weeks, finally might hit one. Just need ok city to win and up by 8 in 3rd quarter
    Another

    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    Gatech ****ed me out of 47k 3) BET ID=305606717 Parlay (11 Teams) 01/13/10 12:06 ET bet 26.69 to win 46,229.88 Result: Wager Lost Cincinnati 50 StJohns 52 01/13/10(19:05 ET) StJohns -1 GaTech 75 Virginia 82 01/13/10(19:00 ET) GaTech +110 Kansas 84 Nebraska 72 01/13/10(21:05 ET) Kansas -11 MiamiFlorida 66 VirginiaTech 81 01/13/10(19:00 ET) VirginiaTech +110 MinnesotaU 53 MichiganSt 60 01/13/10(18:30 ET) MichiganSt -6.5 Mississippi 80 Georgia 76 01/13/10(20:00 ET) Mississippi -3.5 Missouri 94 TexasTech 89 01/13/10(21:05 ET) Missouri -3.5 NorthCarolina 64 Clemson 83 01/13/10(21:05 ET) Clemson -4.5 Texas 90 IowaSt 83 01/13/10(20:00 ET) Texas -6.5 Vanderbilt 65 Alabama 64 01/13/10(21:00 ET) Vanderbilt +1.5 Wisconsin 60 Northwestern 50 01/13/10(20:30 ET) Wisconsin -3
    I'll stop there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shari91 View Post
    From a thread you titled: ttwarriors Saturday plays, missouri,ark,neb,alabama,duke Another Another I'll stop there.
    Hasnt the poor guy had enough Damn woman, remind me to never get on ur bad side...Its that 1/16th feisty ukranian coming out in u aint it

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