[Reds_FAN]

I think its safe to say noone gives a fuk

IDK, there were an awfully lot of responses for not giving a fuk.

[lolguy999]

Im sorry this is probably very late but here it is

Shut your YAP permanently whenever you're sitting at the tables. No chitchatting, do not tell anyone about your chipcount even if they ask, no congratulatory words or a "Wow" whenever you see a bad beat. Wear sunglasses and pay attention by turning your eye balls (not moving the head) on how other players especially if you're involved in a pot with him/her looks and reacts on you. On toilet breaks. Get up slowly and walk away from the table. When you play a hand, hammer it on the flop, and maybe valuetown the turn and the river. Get a good impression behind your glasses of all the players you're with before they start to shut their yaps themselves and ultimately
Go with your first impressions!!!

[JACK MATZ]

People get real lucky their first time.

GL