[ilciclope]

Open play means, ring games, not tourneys

[ilciclope]

[COLOR=#000000 !important]we are playing now if you are interested[/COLOR]

[valymoni]

Client:
- I'm lookin' for a gun.
Owner:
- What kind of gun are you lookin' for?
Client: (pointing at the biggest handgun in the case):
- That one looks about right.
Owner: (very surprised):
- Why do you need a. 44 magnum?
Client:
- It's for shootin' at cans.
Owner: (pointing at a small handgun):
- Well, this is the perfect size for shooting at cans.
Client (pointing again at the. 44):
- Nah, I need this one.
Owner:
- OK, what kind a cans are you shooting at?
Client:
- Mexi-cans... Puertori-cans... Afri-cans... Maro-cans...

[ddesmara]

not nice.....

[valymoni]

Concerned about fitness in my middle 40s, I enrolled in an aerobics class. To my dismay I walked into a room filled with much younger women and decided to combat my nervousness with humor.
"I'm here to do my postnatal exercises."
The instructor gave me an appraising look. "How old is your baby?"
"Twenty-six," I replied.

[ireland1946]

err lou im confused don't u mean 8 am to 12 pm? orelse its gonna only be evening after 8 then all the way from midnight to noon?

8 am means in the morming
12 am means the start of next day or midnight the same day

[tmattis17]

download still isnt working for me