1. 03-18-11 05:10 PM #1
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    jjgold self-pwning (epic lols inside)

    i don't normally start threads or get involved in poster drama here, but jjgold pulling the "dude i got 6 tv's in front of me" card in the tenn/UM 'bruce pearl will get fired' thread and not knowing the game was over was ******* hilarious.

    lulz.

    i propose "i have 6 tv's in front of me" should become some sort of catch-phrase or meme around here...

    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Tenn should win

    Lets root Pearl in

    I say Pearl leaves for NBA
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    games over & they got the fuk beat out of them. Where the fuk have you been???
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    I have 6 tv's in front of me Profit

    Game was not played yet
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    Its been over for 45 minutes
    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    My service says 7:10 pm Est

    Unreal
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  2. 03-18-11 05:12 PM #2
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    not funny
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  3. 03-18-11 05:14 PM #3
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  4. 03-18-11 05:15 PM #4
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    My line service was wrong

    It said game was a night game, plus did a few lines and had some Brandy
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  5. 03-18-11 05:16 PM #5
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    i dunno...he was saying 'let's root for bruce pearl', dude said 'game's already over', jj said 'dude, i got 6 tv's right in front of me', dude says 'uhhh, game's been over for 45 minutes', jj says 'oh'.

    i dunno, i thought it was funny.
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  6. 03-18-11 05:17 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post


    My line service was wrong

    It said game was a night game, plus did a few lines and had some Brandy
    haha, i don't really care that you didn't know when a game was played.

    i'm more chuckling because you clearly thought you were right, and pulled the 'listen guy, i got a wall of tv's here...i think i would know if the game was over' card.
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  7. 03-18-11 05:52 PM #7
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    I had no idea Tenn got fukkin drilled plus I bet them

    I usually do not make mistakes like that
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  8. 03-18-11 05:55 PM #8
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    Indicates how sharp he is.
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  9. 03-18-11 05:58 PM #9
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    Stealthy I am very sharp

    Was drinking

    Right now having vodka/tonic on ice
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  10. 03-18-11 06:00 PM #10
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    Classic
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  11. 03-18-11 06:02 PM #11
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    Fuk you Shari

    Not afraid of you like most are here
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    Shari or gtfo!!
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  14. 03-18-11 06:18 PM #14
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    Shari your the 11th rated most miserable person on SBR, big deal I made a mistake.

    Piling on is your thing I guess
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  15. 03-18-11 07:29 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Shari your the 11th rated most miserable person on SBR, big deal I made a mistake. Piling on is your thing I guess
    I learned from the Messiah
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    the way i saw it, the issue wasn't at all that jj didn't know the game was over, it was the "dude i have 6 tv's in front of me game was not played yet" comment that made it comedy. if you have 6 tv's, and there are 4 games on at a time,, you'd think one of the 6 would've had the UM/tenn game on especially if you bet it, right? haha

    the more you think about it, the funnier it is.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chemicalbrother View Post
    the way i saw it, the issue wasn't at all that jj didn't know the game was over, it was the "dude i have 6 tv's in front of me game was not played yet" comment that made it comedy. if you have 6 tv's, and there are 4 games on at a time,, you'd think one of the 6 would've had the UM/tenn game on especially if you bet it, right? haha

    the more you think about it, the funnier it is.


    It all makes sense now
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    Quote Originally Posted by chemicalbrother View Post
    the way i saw it, the issue wasn't at all that jj didn't know the game was over, it was the "dude i have 6 tv's in front of me game was not played yet" comment that made it comedy. if you have 6 tv's, and there are 4 games on at a time,, you'd think one of the 6 would've had the UM/tenn game on especially if you bet it, right? haha

    the more you think about it, the funnier it is.
    6 tv's doesnt mean shit. 1 had Andy Griffith, one had to catch a predator, one had Dr Phil, etc...
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  20. 03-18-11 08:53 PM #20
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    i don't know him, but it sure seems like JJ lied about having 6 tvs on 1 wall
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  21. 03-18-11 08:55 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by shari91 View Post
    I learned from the Messiah
    Shari please go get LAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I will pay a guy if you like (escort)

    Never said I had 6 tvs on wall
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  23. 03-18-11 09:10 PM #23
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    One thing I cannot stand is a sexually frustrated woman that takes her anger out on guys like me
    Its not my problem she cannot get it good.
    All she does is make fun of me like she is some super model fukkin elitist

    You see when you do not *** you become angry and tensed up

    Heck I get like that all the time but will spray some coke on my rooster and at least get it hard and get a rooster tingle out of it

    Its not a real release but better than nothing

    Shari once told me she does not pleasure herself

    Common put the pussy under the water hose and release, who gives a fuk
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  24. 03-18-11 09:34 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by chemicalbrother View Post
    i dunno...he was saying 'let's root for bruce pearl', dude said 'game's already over', jj said 'dude, i got 6 tv's right in front of me', dude says 'uhhh, game's been over for 45 minutes', jj says 'oh'.

    i dunno, i thought it was funny.
    it was awesome, thanks for posting

    laugh of the week for me


    Quote Originally Posted by chemicalbrother View Post
    haha, i don't really care that you didn't know when a game was played.

    i'm more chuckling because you clearly thought you were right, and pulled the 'listen guy, i got a wall of tv's here...i think i would know if the game was over' card.

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  25. 03-18-11 09:43 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    One thing I cannot stand is a sexually frustrated woman that takes her anger out on guys like me
    Its not my problem she cannot get it good.
    All she does is make fun of me like she is some super model fukkin elitist

    You see when you do not *** you become angry and tensed up

    Heck I get like that all the time but will spray some coke on my rooster and at least get it hard and get a rooster tingle out of it

    Its not a real release but better than nothing

    Shari once told me she does not pleasure herself

    Common put the pussy under the water hose and release, who gives a fuk
    unreal

    jj if you get hard, and don't release, that is only going to build up tension.
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  26. 03-18-11 09:46 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    Indicates how sharp he is.
    has no fukking relation to ones sharpness for to not know when a game has been played or who they have.....unless you mean dull like a butter knife, then yes i agree.
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  27. 03-18-11 09:51 PM #27
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    Nice thread.

    Not sure why jjgold is going off on Shari. She is not the one who made the thread. I think she put a smiley face icon or something. Relax, JJ. No need to take your issues with women out on her.
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  28. 03-19-11 06:50 AM #28
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    KGambler good point

    I was angry
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  29. 03-19-11 08:57 AM #29
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    Its time you stuck it to Shari JJ. Put on your yarmka and do her right big boy.
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  30. 03-19-11 09:12 AM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    One thing I cannot stand is a sexually frustrated woman that takes her anger out on guys like me
    Its not my problem she cannot get it good.
    All she does is make fun of me like she is some super model fukkin elitist

    You see when you do not *** you become angry and tensed up

    Heck I get like that all the time but will spray some coke on my rooster and at least get it hard and get a rooster tingle out of it

    Its not a real release but better than nothing

    Shari once told me she does not pleasure herself

    Common put the pussy under the water hose and release, who gives a fuk
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  31. 03-19-11 09:13 AM #31
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    Yea I think its time Shari takes some of sportsbook winnings, fly to Newark, and let JJ bang her. Its long overdue
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  32. 03-19-11 09:15 AM #32
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    Lets have a good day boys'


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    what an idiot the game is fukking over
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  34. 03-19-11 09:27 AM #34
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    they are at halftime right now right?
    oh wait, no.
    jj fukkin facepalm again.
    better call henry for advice on your next play bro.
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  35. 03-19-11 09:55 AM #35
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