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    harlee71
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    Name that SBR Poster...25pts

    Which SBR poster is this?

    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/...alifornia-jail


    Sentenced and jailed Tuesday on a narcotics conviction, a California man smuggled a Kyocera cell phone, an MP3 player, ear bud headphones, marijuana, tobacco, and $140 in cash into a county lockup by hiding the contraband in his rectum, investigators allege.

    The items were recovered when Lake County corrections officers strip searched Earl Lee Vogt and tossed his cell. The searches Wednesday evening were prompted when a jailer detected the smell of marijuana in the 29-year-old tattoo artist’s cell.

    Vogt, pictured in the post-surrender mug shot at right, was sentenced Tuesday to nearly four years in prison and immediately remanded to the custody of the sheriff’s department. Investigators believe that Vogt “keystered” the contraband to get it into the lockup, according to one official. While the cash was found in his cell, the other items were found inside a sock.

    When questioned by a sheriff’s deputy who thought he was feeling discomfort, Vogt denied being in pain, though he noted, “My ass is bleeding.”

    Vogt claimed that he had obtained the marijuana from another inmate in exchange for a second MP3 player he had smuggled into the northern California lockup. Jail officials doubt this assertion.

    In light of the contraband seizure, Vogt was charged with a felony count of smuggling a controlled substance into prison and unauthorized possession of a wireless communication device, a misdemeanor. It is unclear how Vogt planned to recharge the phone, a Kyocera Metro.
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    Apricot_Sinner

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    Dac

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    Quote Originally Posted by obamaismyuncle View Post
    Dac
    You didn't see the guys picture. Kinda looks like Cougar bait.

    Maybe Shaggy3000, PP, Balco10 or CarolinaDaze as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by harlee71 View Post
    You didn't see the guys picture. Kinda looks like Cougar bait.

    Maybe Shaggy3000, PP, or CarolinaDaze as well.
    no that doesn't look like Cougar. Story says he's 29, lol looks like 49

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    When questioned by a sheriff’s deputy who thought he was feeling discomfort, Vogt denied being in pain, though he noted, “My ass is bleeding.”

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    we are more interested in your trivia prowess .

    do you have a cheat sheet ?

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    Rudy....Tell me that's not you my man!
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    Quote Originally Posted by harlee71 View Post
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    hahahaha Hate you too harlee

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    This is absolutely NOT the right place to post this video, however, harlee; prepare for your ears to bleed for your false accusations.
    <iframe title="YouTube video player" width="640" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/CD2LRROpph0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>




    Lyrically: Probably the WORST song to ever exist.
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    nosniboR11 gave CreaturE 5 SBR Point(s) for this post.


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    Quote Originally Posted by CreaturE View Post
    This is absolutely NOT the right place to post this video, however, harlee; prepare for your ears to bleed for your false accusations.


    Lyrically: Probably the WORST song to ever exist.

    AHHHHHHHHHHHH The Horror!!!!!! LOL

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    Can't believe no one has photoshoped JJ's face onto this guy yet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by harlee71 View Post
    You didn't see the guys picture. Kinda looks like Cougar bait. Maybe Shaggy3000, PP, Balco10 or CarolinaDaze as well.
    man apparently youve seen my pic and i def do not look like that. i got sex appeal on lock. this guy not so much

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    Ok.....I'll go ahead and confess. It's me.

    I'm posting this from the iPhone I had in my rectum that they didn't find.

    There you go, Harlee. Mystery solved.

    Now let's go with those 25 points!!

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    It's Mikial! Dead ringer for smuggling stuff up the ass!

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    "It is unclear how Vogt planned to recharge the phone, a Kyocera Metro." this part cracked me up big time!

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    Ok.....I'll go ahead and confess. It's me.

    I'm posting this from the iPhone I had in my rectum that they didn't find.

    There you go, Harlee. Mystery solved.

    Now let's go with those 25 points!!
    Is your ass still bleeding?

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    My finger going up my nose and out my eye is the only thing, that gets inserted into my body.

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    Quote Originally Posted by harlee71 View Post
    Rudy....Tell me that's not you my man!
    Frizzeli is that your fat arss? i heard you were a chunky little fukker

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    ttwarrior?...oh wait he doesn't post here anymore...my bad

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    Is it no coincidences?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CarolinaDaze View Post
    My finger going up my nose and out my eye is the only thing, that gets inserted into my body.
    That eye thing is freaky!


    If Fizzeli post a pic, you might get the 25pts UTT

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